AGLE DIN

Yuvi: Abe saale! Tujhe aaj ka hi din mila tha??? Madarchod ruk! *yeh dauda Chaman ke peeche*

Chaman: *running away* bhai meri galti nhi hai! Abu daddy ko jaldi shaadi krni thi!

Yuvi: Abu daddy mujhse kyu shaadi krenge!

Chaman: Shahrukh krega na!

Yuvi: *sitting on the bed* bhai papa aaye hue hai! Mai kya karu! Dekh baat karke agar date atleast 1 week shift ho sake.

Chaman: Tu toh unki pyaari pooja hai na! Toh jaa... karle!

Yuvi: *astagfirullah tone* kya karle?!

Chaman: ABE BAAT KARLE BEHEN KE BHAI!

Yuvi ne jaldi se call kiya unke ghar me. Mtlb Abu daddy ke ghr me.

*Phone ringing*

Abu: hello?

Yuvi: hello abu daddy! Mai pooja!

Abu: oh pooja beti! Shahrukh ke liye phone kiya? Uska number nahi hai kya tumhare paas?

Yuvi: nahi nahi! Woh... maine suna shaadi aaj hi fix kardi aap logo ne?

Abu: haan beta woh dada ji ko thodi jaldi thi.

Yuvi: kya agle hafte shaadi nhi ho sakti?

Abu: kyu? Koi pareshaani?

Yuvi: n-nhi... woh... mai...
(In mind) soch yuvi soch! Bahana soch!

Yuvi: ha woh...m-mere daddy- mtlb papa ko videsh se aane me waqt lagega na!

Abu: papa America gaye hai?

Yuvi: nhi Germany gye hai.

Abu: kyu?

Yuvi: mummy Germany se thi na!

Abu: accha thik hai! Next Sunday kar lete hai.

Yuvi: shukriya abu daddy! *call cut*

He sighed.

Yuvi: chal bhai ab shaadi nhi krni pdegi!

Jatin: kisko kisse shaadi nhi krni pdegi? *he entered while eating food*

Chaman: kisiko nhi!

Jatin: kehte hai jhooth nhi chupta! Chalo sach sach btao!

Jai: kya sach kiska sach kaunsa sach? *he entered in the room too*

Dheere dheere sab enter krte hai.

Yuvi: *sighed* ab sabko btana hi pdega.

Usne sabko sab kuch vistaar me bataya.

Jatin: abe bhais ki-

Javin: aankh!

Sabke eyes wide hogye yeh sb sunke. Fir Yuvi ne share kiya jo uske papa ko threats mil rahe hai.

Nitin: dekh to be honest, tere papa tujhse kuch chupa rhe hai.

Jatin: wah! Jaise hume toh pta hi nhi tha!

Nitin: chup kar! Ha toh- unse puchne ki koshish kar ya fir khud hi pata laga.

Veer: option 2 sounds better!

Yuvi: abe woh bar wala bhi mere peeche pda hai! Shaadi krlo shaadi krlo. Maine bola meri shaadi already ho rhi hai-

Jatin: mujhe invite nhi kroge?

Yuvi: behen ke laude chup kar. Ha toh....kya kru uska?

Nitin: mere pass ek idea hai!

Sab uske pass gye and fir

Nitin: ksjsksksksksks *plan* smjhe?

Others: yes!

Yuvi ne use call kiya aur

Yuvi: hello? Mai Pooja bol rhi hu!

Sona: pooja ji! Boliye!

Yuvi: kya hum mil sakte hai?

Sona: *dil me laddu phoota* ji ji Zarur kaha milna hai je bata do bs!

Yuvi: woh jo park hai na 24 no. road par uske side wali garden ke andar ek peepal ka ped se usse theek seedhe ek open restaurant hai waha.

Sona: hojayega!

[Call end]

Yuvi: hush! Yeh hogya. Ab aage ka plan execute krte hai.

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SHAAM KA WAQT, RESTAURANT

Yaha Sona bhai gale me sona latkaye hue baitha hai aur Pooja ka intezar kr rha hai.

Tab hi uske peeche se kisi ki awaz aati hai

??: Assalamu alaikum!

Woh turn hua toh dekha 3 aurate burkha me khadi thi.

Sona: aap kaun behen ji?

Yuvi: Pehechana nhi cutie? Mai pooja. Aur yeh dono meri kuari aapa Afreen aur Nazneen.

Aur Sona bhai ko laga 880 volt ka jhatka.

Sona: heeinnn?!? Pooja toh- yeh burkha?!

Yuvi: woh kya hai na... jo kaam hum krte hai usme asli naam bata nhi skte. Humara asli naam hai zubaida misba shoaib akhtaram moin khanam inzamamul hakkam.

Sona: Aapne kabhi bataya nhi..

Yuvi: kaise batate aap khud hi bataiye!

Yeh sab drama baaki ke ladke ladkiyan durr se dekh rhe the. Yuvi, Jatin aur Javin ke pass hidden mics the jo ldke ladkiyon ke airpods se connected the. Woh yeh sab sun rhe the aur ladkiyan has has ke mar rhi thi.

Helen: BC ISPE TOH MOVIE BANNI CHAHIYE *laughing*

Shifa: Naam rakhenge "Pooja ka phone, deewane ka zone" *laughing together*

Lipika: sawaal yeh hai ki pooja hogi kiski?

Sarah: meri!

Nitin: hogya bas. Udhar focus karo!

With Sona

Sona: aapke ghar me waise kaun kaun hai? *literally 'dispression me chala gaya hu' tone*

Yuvi: Zyada nhi bas 8-10 bhai behen hai. Behen hai raziya, sultana. Bhai hai Akbar, Babur, tilawar, zorawar, Peshawar aur kuttun.

Sona: ek Shahjahan nhi hai?

Jatin: hatt! Abbu ko aur bhi toh kaam hote hai na! *tried his best to sound like a girl*

Sona: main kaam toh je hi lag rha hai! Aur aapke papa krte kya hai?

Javin: kuch nhi bs ghar ke saamne wale medical store me kaam krte hai

Sona: ji aap sbko dekh ke lgta nhi ki ghr ke pass koi medical store hoga... *on the verge of tears*

Jatin: *acting shy* hatt! Baddtameez! *halke se sona bhai ke haath par maara*

Yuvi: waise... abbu haj par gaye hai. Jaise hi wapas aajayenge,aapse aake milenge. Thik hai!

Sona: a-accha...

Yuvi: agar aapke pair chule toh bura mat maan na!

Sona: pair kyu chuenge?!

Yuvi: aapse 20 saal chhote hai na! *smile*

Bas... sona bhai hogye behosh.

Jatin: hush finally. Dimag ka dahi krdiya tha isne.

Javin: ab?

Yuvi: ab mujra kro!

Jatin: bhai mujhe pta nhi tha tu aise showk bhi paalta hai!

Yuvi; abe bkl-

Javin: ab ya toh ye khud uthega, ya uppar wala use uthayega.

Yuvi: ise idhar chorro aur chalo!

Fir woh chale gaye baakiyon ke pass.

Baaki log lot pot ho kar has rhe the.

Navya: heelloww mai pooja bol rahiii hunnn~~~ *firse sab has diye*

Yuvi: bhai kya bolu! Dimag ki maa behen hogyi hai.

Chaman: tu beta woh sab chorr aur apni shaadi ki soch!

Yuvi: abe haan woh bhi hai

Veer: koi na hum sab koi na koi solution dhoond hi lenge.

Harsh: chalo ab ice cream khaane chale?!

Bhoomi: woh sb toh theek hai par burkha toh utaaro tm teeno! Ya ice cream khaane bhi pooja ban kar jaana hai?

Unhone burkha utar diya aur ek packet me daal kar sab maze se ice cream khaane chale gye.

ICE CREAM STALL

Helen: bhaiya ek chocolate ice cream dedo

Jatin: mujhe bhi!

Jai: par tujhe toh chocolate flavour nhi psnd?

Jatin: meri bandi ko toh psnd hai na! Uski psnd meri psnd~

Sab Helen ko ghoor ghoor ke dekhne lage and she rolled her eyes

Believe karo mera usne apni smile chupane ki koshish ki ~

Bhoomi: haaye bs aisa hi flirt krne wala chahiye!

Yukti: idhar udhar dhundo kahi toh milega

Bhoomi: *to Harsh* this could be us par tum mujhe patta hi nhi dete!

Harsh: oh uh- de dunga kya hai usme... *low tone*

Aarvi: bhai tmlogo ka chutiyapa hogya ho toh ice cream khale?

Soumya: haan haan! Meko butter scotch dedo!

Jai: mujhe bhi!

Jiya, Javin, Yuvan, Faneesh, Eshaan, Yukti, Shaily, Shanvi: mujhe bhi!

Shifa, Sarah: meko chocolate dedo bhaiya

Ab aise hi sabne mast ice cream khayi.

Ice cream khaane ke baad, on their way to apne apne ghar

Yuvi: papa ka kya krenge?? *tensed*

Yuvan: figure out krlenge kuch na kuch!

Nitin: let's see. Sochta hu koi plan

Shifa: Genuis fr!!

Nitin: hainaa? Same thoughts~

Sab haste hue ghar ki taraf chal diye.

Meanwhile

??: ab bas bohot hua! Lagta hai ab usse Milna hi pdega. Tb use pta chalega mai kya cheez hu! *smirk*

??: be ready Mr. Yuvraj Singh. Mai aa rha hu...

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Sab apne apne ghar me chain se sogye. Par kya inhe pta hai ki inki life me ek toofan aane wala hai?