Agle din

Yuvan: KYA?! (Kutto ki tarah chillate hue)

Yuvi: (jo soya hua tha) kyu thak riya hai?

Yuvan: b-bhai mai nhi thak riya hu, hum sab ki gend marne wali hai isliye warning deriya hu.

Veer: ayein? Ki Hoya?

Javin: kisne maarli teri-

Yuvan: meri maa

Jatin: par aunty ke pass toh-

Jai: chup kar jaa warna Yuvi dande se peetega tujhe

Jatin: m-Mai kaha kuch bolta hu mai toh g-gunga hu

Yuvan: meri mataji idhar rehne aa rhi hai...

Others: BEHENCHOD??
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Ladkiyo ka room

Navya: aur btao kya chal rha h?

Sarah: hindustan me toh fog chal rha h

Navya: beyy la- m-meri haathon ki lakeerein... tere aur yuvraj ke beech me kya chal rha h?

Sarah: *chokes* k-kya Chal rha hai? K-kuch bhi toh n-nhi

Shifa: yeh jhooth bol rhi h! Yeh harami jab jhooth bolti hai tb haklati hai!

Helen: bhai chorro na-

Bhoomi: tu toh bol hi mat bkl- tu tere wale ko patta nhi deti aur mera wala mujhe patta nhi deta

Yukti: dedega bhyi chinta kyu krti h

Bhoomi: chinta mai nhi krti bhyi mai chinta ta chita chita krwati hu. Woh patta nhi deta toh mai cheen lungi

Disha: tmlogo ka hogya ho toh main topic pe focus kare?

Soumya: ha toh tere aur yuvraj ke beech me kya chal rha hai

Sarah: wahi jo aapke aur Jai ke beech me chal rha hai

Soumya: y-yeh jhooth bol rhi hai

Sugshika: yeh haklayi nhi mtlb sach bol rhi hai!

Lipika: dimag ka bhaji fry bana diya h bhyi! Shanti se baat kro!

Aarvi: shanti ka number do.

Jiya: hey bhagwaan! *internally cries*

Shaily: baat itni si hai ki tm sbka kahi na kahi kuch na kuch chal rha h! Haina?
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Ladko ka room

Sidd: par teri mummy achanak se aa kyu rahi hai??

Yuvan: garmiyon ki chuttiyan hai na toh bas aise hi time spend krne.

Jatin: aur hum sabki jo what lagegi uska kya?

Nitin: woh kaise?

Veer: arey bhai hum pura din masti krte h duada bhagi dhakka mukki woh sb band!

Javin: BC-

Faneesh: ab kya krenge?

Yuvi: sochne toh de- *tring tring* hello? Kaun bol rha h bey?

??: teri maa ne jis bhooth se shaadi ki thi na, wahi bhooth hu mai!

Yuvi: papa aap! Bataiye kaise phone kiya?

Ajay: mai waha rehne aa rha hu!

Yuvi: HEIN??? PAR KYU??? *shock se khada ho gaya.... YUVRAJ KI BAAT KR RHI HU THARKIYON*

Yuvi: acha..acha... ok... ok.... haan... ram ram...

Others: kya Hua?

Fir woh sbko btata hai ki hua kya

Others: lag gaye....

Jatin: Laude!

*internally cries*
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Chaman: bhai tu shaadi se mukrega toh nhi? Krega na shaadi?

Yuvi: behenchod sach me uski dulhan banayega tu mujhe?!

Chaman: 1 raat ki baat hai bhai!

Yuvi: 1 raat me bohot kuch ho skta h bhaiyaaa! Ek naya manushye janam le sakta hai

Chaman: uske liye fir bhi 9 mahine lagte h.

Yuvi: process toh 1 raat ka hi hota h!

Chaman: haan haan jo bhi. Apne bhai ke liye itna krde meri shaadi hojaye bas... fir tu nikal liyo!

Yuvi: buddha kitne dega?

Chaman: 25 lakh.

Yuvi: 50 lakh bol. Warna mai nhi kr rha.

Chaman: buddha tujhe psnd krta h bhai jitna bolega utna dega!

Yuvi: bey chii!! Chal ab!
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Call centre

Yuvi: hello! Mai pooja bol rhi hu! Aap kaun?

??:  natak mt kr chal pooja ko phone de bol Roma ka call hai! Tujhe pta nhi h mai kaun hu!

Yuvi: humm... bahar shor, andar khamoshi... yahi ho na tum?

Roma: wah... chalo aise hi sahi par tukka bilkul thik lagaya tumne.

Yuvi: iske peeche koi kaaran ya bas aise hi?

Roma: hmm... 3 ladko ne dil toda hai mera...

Yuvi: ek saath 3 ladko ke saath krti kyu ho?

Roma: not like that! Alag alag time pe. Experience se bata rhi hu all men are dogs!

Yuvi: har ladka aisa nhi hota hai didi!

Roma: don't call me didi! Aur, nhi yaar. Ladke aise hi hote h. Ladkiyan toh soft, sensitive, ek dusre ko smjhne wali, emotional hoti hai, tumhare mere jaisi.

Yuvi: *khud ko dekhte hue with a frown*

Roma: aaj bohot dino baad kisise baat krke accha lga... thanks.

*call cut*

Yuvi: *sighs* man se baat krke kehti hai all men are dogs...

Uske baad woh ghar ke liye nikal jaata hai.

Agli subah, 8:30 baje

Ladko ke room me hungama ho rha hai kyuki unexpectedly mummy ji kal ki jagah aaj aa rhi hai.

Yuvan: jaldi kaam karo!!!

Javin: ise kaha rakhu?? *holding a towel*

Yuvraj: nanga hoja aur khud pe lapet le!

Javin: hein?

Sidd: gadhe jaa ise jai ke kamre me rakh de

Nitin: kisine patta gobi dekhi?

Jatin: kitchen me hogi obviously bhai yaar aap bhi na

Nitin: arey apna gobi!

Faneesh: woh so rha h!

Jai: bed toh khali pada hai!

Veer: mar ke bistar ke neeche so rha h!

Yuvan: use uthao aur kaam pe lagao!

Tanmay: bey chi yeh gandi socks kiski h?

Eshaan: bhavish ki!

Tanmay: ew!

Isne yeh socks feka jo darwaze ke pass ja rha tha tb hu darwaza khula aur Soumya khadi thi. Uske muh pe socks lag hi jaata par jai ne socks ko ek laat maari toh usne apni disha badal li.

Jatin: nice shot!

Yuvraj: tu kaam karle warna tere nitambh me zor se ek shot maarunga mai!

Javin: Gandi baatein mat kro mujhe sharam aati hai!

Yuvan: jaa jaa kaam kr

Jai: Soumya tum yaha kaise?

Soumya: bolo nhi suno! Tmlog itna shor macha rhe ho hum padh nhi pa rhe h. Thoda dheere kro yeh sab.

Jai: acha acha okay sorry!

Soumya: par yeh ho kya rha hai?

Yuvan: actually woh iski mummy- nhi mtlb meri mummy yaha kuch dino ke liye rehne aa rhi hai. Bas ghar ki saaf safai ho rhi hai.

Soumya: *looks at the ghar* yeh saaf safai ho rhi hai?

Yuvan: ab jo hai yahi hai....

Soumya: tmlogo se kuch bhi nhi hone wala. Ruko. *ladkiyon ko bulate hue*

Shanvi: kya hua di?

Fir woh explain krti hai sbko sab kuch

Helen: kay then hmlog tumhari madad krenge!

Uske baad sab mil kar jhadu pocha krne lagte hai.

After 2 hours

Everyone: hshh!! Finally hogaya.

Ghar ab bilkul chamak rha tha sab saaf safai krdi hai jhadu pocha gande bartan jo the woh Sb kuch hogya.

Uske baad ladkiyan wapas chali jaati hai apne room me

30 minutes later

Kisine ghanti bajai aur woh thi aunty ji!!

Yuvan: mummy! Kaisa rha safar?

Mummy ji: nalayak! Na andar aane bol rha hai na suitcase andar le rha hai. Saare sawal bahar se hi puchega?

Yuvan: a-ary mmy aao na andar!

Uske baad woh log baith kr baatein krte hai. Aunty ji ladko se milti hai wagera wagera.

3 hours later

Idhar sarah bahar nikli hai stationary ka samaan lene ke liye. Wapas aate waqt woh ek buddhe uncle se takra jaati hai. Unka saara samaan girr jata hai.

Sarah: sorry uncle ji maine dekha nhi! *samaan uthate hue*

Uncle ji: koi baat nhi!

Sarah: waise aap... yeh hotel me kya kr rhe hai?

Uncle: mera beta rehta hai yaha na usse milne aaya hu bas

Sarah: beta?

Uncle: haan... Yuvraj Singh naam hai uska.

Sarah: oh!! Aap Yuvi ke papa hai? Aaiye mai unhe apka ghar dikha deti hu!

Papa: hein?

Sarah: mtlb mai aapko uska ghar dikha deti hu!

Fir woh uske ghar ke jaati hai uncle ji ko.

Ting ting

Yuvan gate kholta hai

Yuvan: sarah, tum? Aur... aap?

Uncle: mai Ajay singh, yuvraj ka papa.

Yuvan: *chokes* yuvi mera baap- mtlb tera baap aaya hai!

Yuvraj daude daude aata hai fir woh apne papa ko dekhta hai

Yuvraj: oh papa aap aagaye? Andar aaiye!!

Ajay: haan.

Fir woh andar aate hai.

Yuvi: unhe lane ke liye thanks.

Sarah: *smiles* no problem! Take care, bye!

Gate band.

Sarah: *sigh* yeh patthar hai, Hasta hi nhi!

Fir woh bhi apne room me chali jaati hai.

Ladko ke room me

Yaha Yuvi ke papa bed pe baithte hai aur Yuvi unhe paani deta hai.

??: ary beta kaun aaya hai-

Aunty ji aati hai aur Yuvi ke papa waha hote hai.

Dono ek dusre ko dekhte hai and...

DONO FREEZE!!

Papa ji/mummy ji: *shocked*

Yuvi: papa? Papa? Papa!! Kya hua?

Papa ji Hosh me aate hai.

Papa: h-haa?

Yuvi: kya hua?

Papa: k-kuch nhi! Yeh kaun hai?

Mummy ji: m-mai...

Yuvan: yeh meri mummy. Namaste uncle!

Papa: namaste beta.

Yuvi: aao papa fresh hojao. Change krlo fir khana khate hai.

Papa: h-haa.

Fir yeh chale gaye aur fresh ho kar sabne dinner kiya.

Par Yuvi ke papa aur Yuvan ki mummy ke gale se khana hi nhi utar rha tha...

Kyu?

Sab abhi bta du?! Suspense rehne do!

Raat ke waqt

Ajay ko ek call aata hai.

Ajay: hello?

??: 4 lakh kab de rha hai tu?! Aur yaha se bhaag gaya na! Huh!

Ajay: mai... mai de dunga! Thoda waqt do! Itne paise kaha se lau?

??: tu kahi se bhi la mujhe fark nhi padta! Bas paise mil jaane chahiye mujhe! Samjha! Warna tera sach tere bete ko khud mil kar bataunga!

Ajay: nhi nhi! Mai de dunga!

*call cut*

Yuvi: kaun hai papa??

Ajay: *gets startled* l-loan wala!

Yuvi: loan wale ne itni raat ko call kiya? *doubting*

Ajay: I-inka kya hai kabhi bhi c-call krdete hai. Tu soja! Itni fikr mat kr! Soja!!

Yuvi sone toh chale jata hai par use neend nhi aati. Woh tension aur confusion ke wajah se nhi so pata.

Yuvi: *in mind* aakhir kaun hai woh jo papa ko pareshaan kar rha hai?

And with this, he drifts off to sleep....
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AN,
How was it? Expected tha yeh ya unexpected? Mai soch rhi thi deadline increase kardu kyuki story bhi extend krdi hai maine. Mujhe idea aaya tha toh maine likh diya. And u see this? Jaldi jaldi update kr rhi hu mai hehe!! Aur agar 10 din me 12-13 chapter likh payi toh thik hai warna ek hafte extend krdungi! Let's see now!

And yes we crossed 1K reads!! Thank you for that! Love you guys a lot! Take care and buibui <3

- AN