??: beta! Beta! Yuvi beta!!

Ek budha insaan room ke andar daudte hue aata hai.

Yuvraj: kya hua papa? Aadha nanga khada hu mai idhar aur aap aise chale aaye andar?! *he has a towel wrapped around his torso*

Yuvi ke papa: pura nanga nahi hai na tu?! Woh sab choddh! Yeh dekh. Beta bank manager ka phone aaya hai. Loan ke paise maang raha hai. Kuch kar na!

Yuvraj: kitne bank se loan le rakha hai aapne??

Papa: 4-

Yuvraj: papa yaar!! Lao phone do idhar!

Woh apne papa se phone leta hai aur kehta hai... oops! Apni ladki wali awaz me kehta hai.

(Jo italics me likha hai woh ladki ki awaz me hai)

BM (bank manager): hello! Hm Tiger Pandey bol rhe hai Lena Dena Bank se! 3 mahine se loan ke paise nhi diye h! Kab denge?!! Ek toh phone nhi recieve krt-

Yeh kehte kehte ruk jata hai jab woh ek sweet aur haseen si awaz sunta hai.

Yuvraj: hello! I'm 36-24-36. Rang Saaf, bilkul doodh jaisa. Height 5'9. Kateela badan, semi-attractive. 24 saal ki unki jawan biwi bol rhi hu.

Tiger: madam, aap, aapka figure aur aapki awaz teeno bohot kamaal ki hai. Par aap mujhe yeh sab kyu bata rahi hai?

Yuvi: because the nation wants to know!! Jiski biwi me iPhone se bhi zyada features ho, uska pati use choddh kar kaise jaa sakta hai?! *whines*

Tiger: kya? Kaha gaye aapke pati?

Yuvi: I don't know!! Ek hafte se ghar nahi aaye hai! Oh God, kaash mai vidwa hoti!! Atleast pata toh hota ki pati kaha gaya hai!!

Tiger: dekhiye... aapke pati ne 3 mahine se loan ke paise nhi bhare hai-

Yuvi: 1 hafte se meri maang me sindur nhi bhara hai, tumhe loan ki padi hai?! Samajh nhi aa rha kaun bharega?!

Tiger: mai bhar dunga aapki maang~

Yuvi: Are maang bharne ke liye toh pura moholla pada hai! Loan kaun bharega?? *whines while jumping*

Tiger: chinta mt kijiye. Woh mai adjust krwa dunga. Sirf aapke liye.

Yuvi: *gasps* Oh! Aap bhar denge?? Loan?? Shukriya!! Waise, what's your name??

Tiger: Tiger Pandey! *roar*

Yuvi: *roar and laughs* Oh! Aapko jab bhi meri zarurat pade, chahe DIN me hi kyu na pade, yaad zarur kijiyega! Okay? Mai jaa rahi hu nahane.

Tiger: Aap... akeli nahati hai??

Yuvi: nahi nahi! Pure moholle ke saath nahati hu. Sab aagye hai, nahane chalti hu. Bye! *phone cut*

Yuvraj turn hota hai aur apne papa ko peeche khada dekh darr jata hai.

Yuvraj: kya?

Papa: Wah beta wah!! Teri aawaz humare saare loan maaf karwa sakti hai!! Bohot acche! Acha, tujhe jana hai na bahar?? Chal!

Yuvraj: nange chale jau? Bahar jao! Kapde pehen ne do mujhe!

Uske papa chale jaate hai aur woh room band kr leta hai aur sigh krta hai. Fir woh ready hoke apna suitcase leke bahar nikalta h.

Uske papa uske pass aate hai aur kehte hai

Papa: beta, pdhne jaa rha h Dusri jagah! Khayaal rakhna apna! Paise bhejte rehna. Mai yaha chhota mota kaam karke chala lunga. Aur beta, ho sake toh koi job dhund lena. Tujhe toh pta hai ghar ki halat lockdown ke baad se kya hogyi hai.

Yuvraj: haa, papa. Aap kyu chinta karte ho! Mai job dhund lunga aur paise bhi bhejte rahunga. Chalo mai nikalta hu, bus aajayegi. Radhe Radhe! *papa ji ke pair chute hue*

Papa: ha ha, beta. Radhe Radhe!!

Fir woh suitcase aur bag le kar chala jaata hai.
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??: bus miss Karni hai kya tujhe?? Jaldi kar na bkl kabse thoosta jaa rha h!

??: Jatin bhai, chill karo!! Bus yeh burger khalu-

Jatin: Javin, ek kaam kar, burger ko apne pichwade me daal le! Mai jaa raha hu!

Yeh apna bag le kar jaane lagta hai.

Javin: are bhai ruko!! Mai aarha hu!

Isne ke saath se burger liya, bag kandhe pe liya, dusre haath se suitcase liya, joote jaise taise pehen kar Jatin ke peeche dauda. Ek hi suitcase me dono ke kapde hai.
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Somewhere in this duniya

??: bkl chal!!! Late hojayenge!!

??: helen yaar chillana band kar aarhe h sab.

Helen: bhoomi tujhe PTA nhi h sab so rhe the!! Ugh!!

Fir dheere dheere sab aate hai.

Sarah: chalo tab Nikle hum!! Bus miss hojayegi warna.

Fir sab agree krke bahar nikalte hai suitcases aur bags ke saath. Tab hi shifa bolti hai

Shifa: ek second, Soumya di kaha hai?

Jiya: Disha bhi toh nhi dikh rhi!

Aarvi: kaha mar gaye yeh log- woh dekho! Daude aa rhe h.

Helen: di, kaha thi?

Soumya: sorry sorry! Nikalte waqt chappal toot gyi thi. Dusri dhundne me time lg gya!

Disha: chalo ab warna late hojayenge!

Fir sab chale jaate hai.
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Mummy: neeche aake nashtah krle chori!!

??: mummy yaar time nhi h! Bus miss hojayegi meri!! Nashtah bahar kar lungi.

Ek ladki jaldi jaldi seediyon se utarte hue kehti hai.

Mummy: shanvi thoda sa toh khale!

Shanvi: oh meri pyaari innocent sweet mummy. Meri bus miss hojayegi. Bahar se lekar kha lungi tension na lo! Chalo chalti hu. Khayaal rakhna!

Apna bag or suitcase leke aur muh me ek piece of bread leke bahar bhaagti hai.
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??: Nitin!! Nitin!! Chal bahar aa jaldi!!

Nitin: aarha hu!!

Nitin bahar aata hai aur ghar ko lock krta h.

Nitin: chal Harsh, chale.

Harsh: haa, chal!!

Fir yeh apni destination ki taraf chalte hai.
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Papa: Jai!!! Nashtah karle beta. Nikalna bhi toh hai tujhe.

Jai: nahi papa. Nashtah nhi karunga. Bhookh nhi h! Mai jaa rha hu.

Papa: kuch toh khale?

Jai: naah papa. Mai nikal rha hu!

Papa: dhyan rakhna beta!!

Yeh bhi nikal gaya bag leke.
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Papa: sugshika!! Bus late hojayegi teri jaldi kar!

Sugshika: ha papa ha! Hogya bas!

Papa: yeh le. Nashtah pack krke bag me rakh diya hai. Bus me kha lena. Ja!

Fir woh bhi nikal jaati hai.
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Viranshu: Veer! Kaha hai? Jaldi aa!!

Veer ka bhai use zor zor se bulata hai.

Veer: han han aagya!! Bag do mera! Nikal rha hu.

Viranshu: ye le *bag dete hue* dhyan rakhna! Call krte rehna! Pohonch kar text kar dena.

Veer: haa haa bhaiya samajh gaya! Ab mai jau?? Late ho rha hu.

Viranshu: ha, jaa!
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??: Yuvan!! Yuvan!! Chal jaldi!

Yuvan: haa haa aa rha hu!

Yuvan: Faneesh, bike nikal apni!

Faneesh: nikal rha hu!

Fir yeh dono bike me baith kar chale gaye.
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[ Jis jagah yeh jaa rhe hai woh atleast 4-5 ghante door hai. Matlab abhi time ho rha hai 3 pm ]

Ek college se kuch dur ek building ke saamne kuch ladkiyan khadi ho kar use nihaar rahi thi.

Aarvi: kuch bhi bolo mast hai yeh building.

Soumya: rent bhi mast hoga!

Sarah: chalo andar chalte hai.

Woh andar Jakar receptionist se baat krti hai.

Soumya: hello. I'd like to have a big room in which 8 people can live.

Receptionist: sure, mam. May I see those people please?

Fir sab ladkiyan apni muh dikhayi karti hai.

Receptionist: Alright, mam. Please show your aadhar card. [They did] Now, the rent would be Rs. 5000 per month.

Soumya: what?! This much rent?!

Yeh ladkiyon ke pass jaati h jinhe already heart attack aa chuka hota hai.

Soumya: kya kare?

Helen: le lete hai. Aas pass saari jagah Reserved hai. Aur Jaha pe price kam hai woh yaha se 6 km hai. Har roz hm 6 km chal kar college aayenge??

Disha: point toh hai is baat me.

Bhoomi: haa, di. Le lete hai! Rent hum sab mila kar denge. Okay??

Others: okay!!

Soumya receptionist ke pass jaati hai.

Sounya: we'd like to see the room once.

"Sure mam" aur room ka tour krte h sab. Ladkiyon ko toh bohot psnd aaya room.

Shifa: no one lives here in this floor??

Receptionist: No, mam. The other floors are full. Only this floor is left. Anyways, please sign the form and register the requested money. And then you can have the key.

Sab process hone ke baad unhe room mil jaata hai.
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Same building ke saamne 3-4 log khade the. Jatin, Javin, Yuvraj aur Veer.

Yuvraj sabse side me khada tha aur building ko taad rha tha tab hi use kisi ke chillane ki awaz aayi. Kisi ki bike tezi se uske pass aa rhi thi. But does he cares? No. Woh bike rukti hai.

Yuvan: kyu be? Meri hi bike ke neeche marne ka irada hai?

Yuvraj: tune apni bike galat jagah ghusai hai. Park krdeni chahiye thi pehle waha parking lot me!

Yuvan: toh kya tu meri bike ke neeche aajayega?!

Yuvraj: Kyu thak riya hai *bored*

Yuvan: abe yeh sab attitude mujhe mat dikhana. Nhi toh-

Yuvraj: nahi toh? Kya karega? Marega mujhe? Maar! Chal maar!

Yuvan: ha, marunga!!

Yeh aur Yuvraj dono ek dusra ka collar pakadte hai aur ladai krne wale hote hai jab Nitin aur Harsh waha aa jate hai.

Nitin: arey tum dono ladai mt kro!! *dono ko ek dusre se alag karte hue*

Yuvan: ise bolo! Iski galti hai!! Meri bike ke saamne kyu aaya?!

Yuvraj: maiova mai teri bike ke saamne nhi aaya! Tu apni bike leke galat jagah ghusa!

Nitin air Faneesh mil kar jaldi jaldi inhe alag krte hai.

Faneesh: teri galti hai. Accept kar aur choddh de use.

Nitin: dekho, lado mat. Jo hua so hua. Jaane do! Aur andar chalo. Room lene aaye ho na sab??

Sab nod krte hai aur andar chalte hai. Yuvraj and Yuvan were glaring at each other.

Woh log receptionist se baat karne hi wale hote hai ki peeche se bohot log bajate hai room lene ke liye.

Sugshika, Shanvi, Jai, Veer, aur 3 ladke aate hai.

Them: hume room chahiye!!

Receptionist: we have only 3 rooms left, sir. 1 of them being very small.

Harsh: toh ab??

Jai: ghuiya cheelo aur kya. Btw myself Jai!

Harsh: myself Harsh, nice to meet you!!

Veer: sirf 3 room khali hai. Aur log itne. Uppar se kahi aur jagah hai nhi. Jo available hai woh yaha se 6 km dur hai. Kya kare??

Yuvraj/ Yuvan: mai iske saath ek room me nhi reh sakta!!

Faneesh: rehna hoga!!

Sugshika: hm room share kar skte hai.

Shanvi: mujhe koi problem nhi hai.

??: mujhe alag room chahiye.

Ek ladka jisne mask aur hoodie cap ke saath peheni hui thi, woh kehta hai.

Jatin: kyu?! Hm share kr rhe h. Tu bhi kar!!

??: mujhe 24/7 nange rehne ki aadat hai. Agar koi problem na ho toh mai ready hu room share krne ke liye.

Jatin: chi! Bhai tu rakhle ek room. Mere aise showk nahi hai! *disgusted*

?: mai hu Siddharth! I can share a room. No problem.

Eshaan: Eshaan here! Mai bhi room share kar skta hu! Koi problem nahi hai.

??: mai Jadhav.

Wahi hoodie wala kehta hai.

Javin: toh hm share kr rhe h ro-

Yeh kehte kehte ruk jaata hai jab ek ladki daudte hue aati hai aur kehti hai.

??: Kya mai late hu? Rooms available hai??

Eshaan: aap kaun?

??: yukti! Mai late hogayi kya?

Shanvi: mai aur yeh *points at sugshika* room share kar rhe hai. If u don't mind, u can join us.

Yukti: sach me? Thank you!!

Jai: we'll be taking the rooms then.

Receptionist: alright. The rent will be Rs. 5000 per month for each room. Please sign the form and pay the required amount. Then you will get the key.

Yukti: okayy... we can split the rent up. Koi pareshaani nhi hai.

Toh..

Nitin, Jai, Yuvraj, Harsh, Jatin, Veer, Javin, Yuvan, Faneesh, Siddharth, Eshaan ek room me.

Shanvi, Sugshika, Yukti ek room me.

Aur Jadhav apne akele ke room me. You know why.

Sabne advance pay kiya aur apne bags aur suitcases le kar room me chale gaye.

Girls room

Sugshika: myself sugshika!

Shanvi: Mai shanvi.

Yukti: mai Yukti. Nice to meet you two!!

Them: nice to meet u too!

Shanvi: almari saja le?

Sab nod krte hai aur almari sajane jaate hai.

Boys room

Jatin: bhai is floor me bohot saari ladkiyan hai~ haaye!!

Javin: idhar banana milk milega na??

Tab hi Nitin bolta hai...

Nitin: suno!! Introduce kro apne aap ko. Hm saath me rehne wale hai toh ek dusre ko jaan-na zaruri hai.

Javin: are baithna chup chap dimag ki mother sister kyu kr rha hai?

Nitin: abe o, apne baap ke bhai ke bhatije! Sharafaat se baat kar rha hu par shareef samajhne ki galti mt krna.

Jatin: are Nitin bhai choddho na woh toh baccha hai!

Fir introduction wala chutiyapa hota hai. Javin ne bhi sorry bol diya. Aur ab sab acche se bonding kar rhe hai. Except Yuvraj and Yuvan.

Heroines ke room me

Shifa: college kab se start hai??

Sarah: next week.

Aarvi: acha Soumya di sun-

Yeh bolte bolte ruk jaati hai aur sab shock ho jaate hai kyuki saamne wala room se bohot bhyanak awaazein aa rhi thi. Bhayanak in the sense bohot loud and unclear.

Helen: bkl ho kya rha hai?

Jiya: chalo na dekhte hai!

Bhoomi: haa! Sablog chalo!

Disha: aari hu mai~~~

Aur in logo ne gate khol kar dekha. Saamne wale room se hi awaaz aarhi thi.

Soumya: yeh log kar kya rhe h andar?!!

Disha: pta nahi ab dekho-

Yeh complete nhi kar paati kyu ki saamne wale room ka darwaza khulta hai aur 4-5 ladke zor se zameen me girte hai aur baaki sab unke uppar chaddh jaate hai. Kuch toh shirtless bhi the.

Tab tak Yukti, Shanvi aur Sugshika bhi bahar aa chuke the.

Sarah: hell what the fck?!

Bhoomi: ye aadhe nange hoke kar kya rahe hai!

Ladke apni hi dhun me the ki unhe realize hi nhi hua sab dekh rhe hai. Fir achanak se Veer bolta hai

Veer: laudo udhar dekho!!

Sab ladkiyon ki taraf dekhte hai aur jaldi se khade hote hai.

Yuvraj: mujhse forcefully karwaya gaya hai yeh sab-

Woh log thode embarassed the par fir sab has dete hai. Yeh dekh kar ladkiyan bhi has deti hai.

Shanvi: waise yeh sab kya ho rha tha?

Faneesh: woh kuch nahi bas sab pillow fight khel rhe the usme hi sab thode zyada excited hogye *she smiled*

Tab hi woh hoodie wala aata hai bahar mask pehen kr.

Sabko dekh kar woh firse andar chala jaata hai.

Sarah: ab yeh kaun hai??

Eshaan: kya PTA. Usne kaha ki room share nhi krega..

Shifa: aisa kyu??

Jatin: rehne do. Woh reason sunne layak nahi hai.

Soumya: chalo sab andar. Settle krna hai sab. Karte karte shaam hojayegi. Bye guys! Bye everyone!

Sab nod krte hai aur apne apne room me chale jaate hai.

Uske baad cleaning, settling and all krte hai.

Raat ka waqt

Soumya: guys. Yaad hai na? Kal se jobs dhundne jana hoga. Online apply karo, kahi dhundo. Jo bhi. Paise ke liye krna hoga! Okayy??

Disha: haa di yaad hai chill kro

Helen: chalo sab kaam hogye ab hm baith kar baatein aur chit chat krte hai.

Jiya: mai aur Aarvi aate hai sabke liye coffee le kar. Bada thak gye hai sab. Aarvi chal!

Aarvi: haa haa aa rhi hu dii. Chalo.

Yeh gaye coffee lane.

Shifa: woh mask wala banda suspicious nahi lga tumhe??

Sarah: choddho yaar. Maybe mask pehen ne ki aadat ho use??

Bhoomi: maybe, maybe not.

Disha: ho sakta hai use insecurity ho? We never know.

Helen: ya fir woh koi wanted serial killer ho jo yaha chup kar reh raha ho??

Soumya: yeh kuch bhi bolti hai! Behencho woh yaha rhega hi kyu?? Underground bhi toh ho sakta hai na agar aisa hai toh??

Helen: are ye toh maine socha hi nhi!

Bhoomi: sochegi kaise?? Dimag hai nhi tere pass~~~

Helen: bkl-

Aarvi: bhukkado coffee aagyi~~

Woh aur Jiya coffee ke tray saamne rakhte hai aur sab ek ek cup utha lete hai. Fir kuch gossips hoti hai aur aise hi raat hojaati hai. Khana khake sab sone chale jaate hai.

Soumya: bas koi job mil jaye... hume rent pay krna hoga... *sigh*

Aur yeh sone chali gayi...
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AN,
Yo! I'm back!! I can't believe pehle hi chapter me itna likh diya maine lol 💀 yes that incident left me shocked and broken but then again I can't keep my cuties waiting 🤭 I'm trying to forget it but that's hard. But at the end, Life Goes On. Also, Min Yoongi said, "FUTURE'S GONNA BE OKAY!!" 😭💗

A very happy birthday to our sunshine Hobi! A singer, songwriter, composer, an artist, choreographer, fashion icon, one of the most successful kpop soloist. 2nd most followed kpop soloist on spotify, iTunes king, Billboard singer!! In short, The true ACE OF KPOP !! He deserves the world!! May god bless him with good health and lotsss of happiness.

Also yall take care of yourselves!! I hope yall will support this book too hehe 👉👈 thank you for all the love on my previous books! I love yall a lot!! Bbye!! Gonna update soon! Till then, enjoy~

- AN [from mental hospital]

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