In my humble opinion, I feel that this guy looks more like a hybrid between a plant and a goldfish. But hey, who doesn't love a hybrid, right?

Hurricane: You better love hybrids!

Me: Calm, Hurricane. Don't over generalize. I'm sure they love you.
Am I right?

Crowd: ...

Me: Why so quiet?

Crowd: Well, she did try to spontaneously combust all of us. Just because we said that we didn't like Tootsie Rolls.

Hurricane: But... But... Tootsie Rolls are... They are... Amazing!!!!

Crowd: ...

Hurricane: THATS IT! YOU ALL ARE DONE FOR!!!!

Me: *hides* It's amazing what one Koi Fish can do...

Hurricane: *destroying the world* THATS A HYBRID!!!!!!!