This, my friends, is Optic the Zentangle T-Rex! I've been working on him nonstop the past few days, as he is due Tuesday, and it is Saturday today.

And if you are wondering why I named a T-Rex "Optic", of all names, well... This is why. You see, he's gotten quite a lot of comments.

One dude in my art class said "Whoa, dude! That looks just like a dinosaur!"
I responded with sarcasm, of course.
"Really? Because it's actually a hippo. It shouldn't look like a T-Rex. And these butterfly-looking things are birds."
He probably didn't understand what I said for a LONG time.

So. That story was completely irrelevant to why he is called Optic. Now, forget everything I just said, and listen to this namesake story...

You know what? I've got nothing.

How about I just tell you that the true reason he is called Optic is because, before he was fully colored, he looked like simply a bush, even though he is a dino, and everyone who looked at him said, "Hey, cool bush", and I said "No, it's a dino", so he was kind of an optical illusion, but calling a dino Illusion is a rubbish idea, so I called him Optic? How about I just tell you that- oh...

Well, never mind! He is a T-Rex who's name is Optic and don't ask why or I won't stop talking becau-

Hurricane: THATS ALL, FOLKS!! *gags me and drags me away*

Me: MPPH MPPPH AR GGHHH. Afluga brrr pah ganno ragah.

Hurricane: Do you EVER shut up?!?

Me: Nhupe.

(PS: I actually stuck a blanket in my mouth to hear what words would sound like muffled, so you have a more realistic experience with me being a complete idiot. Also, the blanket I stuck in my mouth apparently still had detergent on it, because my mouth tastes like soap and I keep getting bubbles in my mouth, which makes me wonder if it's our washer or drier that is ineffective, because a washer should-
Hurricane: SHUT UP! ALSO, HOW DID YOU GET OUT!?!? I TIED YOU UP!!!
Me: I have my ways. Many, many ways.
Many, many, many-
Hurricane: SHUT UP!! *lunges and gags me again*
Me: Hrm mugh hamu.
Hurricane: I give up. I am quitting this moons-begotten job. It's taking years off my life.)