Ahoy, mateys!

STATUS REPORT:
Octopus seeks permission to board. Oh wait, never mind. He's tearing apart the ship, captain. Ohh... Now it makes sense. Back in a second!

STatUs REPoRt
The... Kraken seeks permission to rip and tear out vessel and crew to prices, grind their bones, and use our mast as a toothpick. Permission granted?

CAPTAIN REPORT
Yes!

STatUs REPoRt
Are you sure?

CAPTAIN REPORT
No. I meant no. Stupid autocorrect.

STatUs REPoRt
Sir, too late. The Kraken as proceeded with his ripping, tearing, and general violence. Unfortunately, we gave him the permission to do this.

...And, that is how the Pirates ended, their fearsome pillaging ceasing to exist...

Moral: Even pirates have autocorrect issues. Your not alone in the world!

Well, at least you don't summon the Kraken with your autocorrect mishaps, or I'd be in HUGE trouble. Squids would stalk me. That would be terrible. It is a great thing that our autocorrect mistakes don't summon the Kraken.

Right? RIGHT?!