Well, purply-peachy-yellowy-fiery-wings, anyway.

  That brings me to today's off-topic conversation: I wish that  fire could change colors! But not the normal colors like blue or yellow. More like green or polka-dotted or purple! Kind of like a mix between Camp Half-Blood and a RainWing!

Umm. Never mind. That's awkward. You can't mix a camp with a dragon. Unless it's a dragon killing everybody in the camp and burning it to the ground.

Forget we had this conversation!

Oh look, a pterodactyl!

*rips away this page of this book and chucks it out the window*

So, what can I do for you?