Written By: Merril

  "PANDA!!" Merril screeched. She'd been screaming most the morning.

Panda turned to her. "Yes?" She was sitting on the settee in the living room, staring at the wall.

"You've been ignoring me for the whole day!"

Panda frowned. "I have?"

"Yes you have!" Merril screamed. "You've been ignoring me and playing with the cat!"

"The cat has a name..." Panda muttered.

Merril raised her eyebrow. "Oh?" She hissed, "Pray tell?"

Panda looked shifty, "Uh...umm...Banana...?"

Merril nodded. "You made that up."

Panda sighed, "Well you kinda have to...I'm sorry I was ignoring you. How can I make it up to you?"

Merril looked thoughtful, "I don't know...wait..."She frowned, "Gimme the pencil."

Panda passes it over and she drew a border collie puppy. She touched it and it became real, yapping at them.

"Aww!" Panda cooed, as Merril bent down and scooped him into her arms.

"Mine bitch! U get kitty. I get Pat."

Panda frowned. "Pat?"

"Yes. Pat the dog." She looked at her with a 'duh' expression.

Panda rolled her eyes.

Merril sat down and placed Pat on her lap.

Pat whimpered and started shaking.

Merril stroked his black and white fur.

Eventually he calmed down. Merril hugged him, then put him back on her lap.

Merril looked thoughtful, then nudged Panda. "Hey, hey Panda? Do you like something that starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'?"

Panda frowned, "No," she looked shifty, "I have you for all that" She muttered.

Merril raised her eyebrows and looked shocked. "You dont like popcorn!"

Panda rolled her eyes.

Merril sighed. "I want popcorn now..."

"Go make some then." Panda muttered.

Merril looked at her. "But I'm lazy and can't be bothered...You know you love me...?"

Panda sighed. She took the pencil off Merril and goes into the kitchen.

She then goes to the microwave that Merril drew earlier and opened the door. She then drew a packet of popcorn and put it in the microwave.

She pressed a few buttons on the door then pushed start.

After a few minutes it was ready and Panda drew a bowl, and put the popcorn in it.

She walked back into the lounge.

Merril grinned. "Hi person." She said.

Panda frowned slightly. "Umm...sure...hi?"

Merril pouted. "You got it wrong..." She crossed her arms and faced the other way.

Panda put the popcorn on the table, then sat down next to her and wrapped her arms around her girlfriend.

Merril tried not to show she liked it, but after a while she gave up and leant into Pandas embrace.

"Love you baby." Merril said.

Panda smiled, "Love you more."

Merril grinned. "Can we watch Warm Bodies?" She pulled it out her pocket.

Panda stared her. "Did you draw that earlier?"

Merril shrugged, "Mebbeh."

Panda sighed. "Okay."

"Yay!" Merril grinned. She got off the settee and put it in the dvd player.

She then walked back and sat on Pandas lap.

"Merril?"Panda asked.

"Mm?"

"I-Cant-Breathe."She said.

Merril lept up. "Oh my god I'm so sorry!"

Panda laughed. "I was joking. I only did that to get you off me."

Merril glared at her. "Meh." She looked at the Tv and sighed. "Urgh. adverts adverts adverts. blah blah blah. 'Buy our amazingly crappy dvd! we'll love you forever. Only £100!'"

Panda laughed at her impression of an advert, "That is so true."

Merril nodded, "I know right. All my drama skills pay off." She grinned.

Finally, all the adverts finished, and Merril pressed play, and then leant into Panda who wrapped her arms around her.

"Merril?" Panda whispered.

Merril ignored her.

"Merril?!"

Silence.

"Merril!" The whisper got a bit louder.

"What?!" Merril turned to her.

"In this...is Nichas Hoult a zombie?"

Merril growled, "You disrupted the film to ask that?!"

Panda nodded.

Merril sighed. "Isn't it obvious. His skin looks like a zombie. Plus he keeps saying he's dead. Plus you already know cos you looked all this up!"

Panda nodded. "Hmm..."

Merril hit her round the head lightly. "You're such an annoying girlfriend!"

Panda grinned at her. "But I'm your annoying girlfriend"

Merril sighed. "Meh."

She picked up some popcorn and threw it at her.

Panda pretended to act angry. "How dare you! I drew this T-shirt

yesterday. It'll take ages to rub out the one little smudge on it!"

Merril grinned and threw some more at her.

It soon became the battle of the popcorn.

"Ha ha! Got ya!" Merril yelled.

Panda threw a handful, "Got ya back sucka!"

"Argh! It went down my top!"

Panda grinned. "Want me to get it out?"

Merril rolled her eyes.

Eventually, they settled back down and were completely sane. Well...almost...

"Panda. Panda. Hey Panda... Pandaaaaa!!" Merril whined.

"What?"

"...Penis." She giggled.

Panda shook her head. "Why would I want that when I have you?"

Merril shrugged. "To whore over?" She asked, innocently.

She pointed at the TV. They were currently watching warm bodies.

"See Nicholas Hoult there?"She asked. "Who wouldn't whore over him!"

Panda shrugged. "I know you do!"

Merril shrugged. "A girl can dream...or not dream..."She sat up, as if remembering something. "Hey I once had a dream about Nicholas Hoult!" She said.

Panda looked away from the TV at her. "Do I really want to know this?"

Merril sighed, "I guess not..." She paused. "You're boring!" She exclaimed, suddenly. "My dream was amazing! I was at a shopping centre and I couldn't get home 'cos someone stole my car, and Nicky Hoult gave me his pet unicorn to ride home. It was fun!"

Panda shook her head and sighed. "Why do I put up with this?" She asked herself.

"Maybe because With the personality comes the looks. My personality is great and my looks. Mm! I'm sexy and adorable and you love me so much, I mean really. Who wouldn't love this."She gestured towards her body.

Panda laughed and pulled Merril closer to her. "Yes you are adorable"

Merril snuggled closer, "Told you."

There was a knock on the door.

"I'll get it!" Panda yelled, then skipped down the hall, towards the door. She opened it, and Miya stood there.

"Who is it?!" Merril yelled.

Panda turned, "It's Miya."

"Oh." Merril yelled back. "Tell her if she doesn't come in I'm going to try but fail at grounding her.

Panda looked at Miya apologetically. "Sorry. She's high off popcorn."

Miya laughed. "Sure..."

"I don't think it would be possible with anyone else but she's just reaaally special...or mental." Panda turned serious, "But if you don't come in she really will ground you."

Miya laughed. "I guess I have no choice then!"

She stepped inside and walked into the lounge. Panda closed the door.

"HI PERSON!!" Merril yelled.

Miya smiled, "Hi person."

Merril grinned. "Yay you said it back to me! Some people, though I'm naming no-one, Panda, just are so boring and can't be bothered to reply properly. Though I'm naming no-one," She said, then, "Panda..."

Panda shook her head at her, trying not to grin.

"Sooo...?" Panda said, looking at Miya.

Miya looked blank, "What?"

"How did it go?"

Miya frowned, "How did what go?"

"The date..."Panda said, impatiently.

"Ohhhh. Yeah it went great," Miya said, "He's so sweet now. It's weird. I'm kinda scared he'll be mean to me but he is really cute..."She blushed.

"Aww!" Merril cooed, "You're children are gonna be super adorable!"

Miya blushed even more. "Stop it."

Panda grinned, "But it's our job to embarrass you..."

Miya sighed. "You know I think I'm too scared to stay." She said, grinning. "I'm gonna run away now! Plus I came here to tell you that Tommy asked me to be his girlfriend!"

"Aww that's soo cute!" Panda cried.

"Yes it's amazing! But you cant leave. I'll miss you too much!" Merril looked at Panda, "I don't know what you think."

Miya sighed, "I have to leave. I'm meeting up with Tommy."

"No! U cant leave!" Merril exclaimed. "The movie's not finished...Plus theres still 2 bowls of popcorn we cant eat on our own!"

"We could rub it out?" Panda suggested.

Merril glared at her. "Not helping."

Panda reaslised what she was doing. "Ohhh ..." She turned to Miya, "Yeah. We can't eat all this popcorn by ourselves!"

Miya shook her head, amused."Sorry. I have to go." She stands up and starts walking towards the door.

Panda pauses the movie, then gets up to hug her goodbye.

Merril beats her to Miya, and jumps up and grabs hold of her leg.

"What are you doing?" Miya asked.

"Stay. Please?" Merril asked, imploringly.

Miya looked at Panda helplessly. "Gimme a hand here?"

"I would help," Panda laughed, "But this is hysterical!" She collapsed onto the settee, laughing loudly.

Miya sighed, "I really do have to go...mum..."

Merril released her leg and stood up quickly. "Yay! You called me mum! I'm your mummy!" She glanced at Panda. "One of them..."

Miya shook her head, amused. "Bye mums." She walkes to the door, with Merril waving and giggling like a little girl. Miya shook her head, smiling, and walked out.

Merril pouted, and lay down on the floor.

"Whatcha doin'?" Panda asked, still laughing.

Merril shrugged."Lying on the floor? And I'm grumpy Mimi left!" She crossed her arms.

Panda giggled. "I swear you have the mind of a 3 year old!"

Merril tilted her head backwards and looked at her. "If I was a three years old, I wouldnt be able to do what I really want to do." She grinned, raising her eyebrows suggestivly.

Panda looked at her slyly, "Hmm?" she asked.

"Go to the loo myself. I've needed to during the whole film." She stood up and walked out leaving Panda looking disapointed.

"Damn." She said.

Merril laughed at her as she walked up the stairs.

*

When Merril came back down the stairs she kissed Panda on the cheek.

"I'm gonna go to sleep. It's late. You can watch the end of the film if you like...?"

Panda shook her head, "No. We can finish watching it, or start over another time. I'll be up in a moment."

Merril smiled, "Ok baby. Love you."

"Love you more."Panda said, automatically.

Merril smiled, and kissed Panda on the lips, "Not possible." She whispered. Then walked up the stairs.

Panda glanced down, and saw Pat and Banana asleep, huddled together. She awed, then quickly drew two water bowls, full, and food bowls, filled with food, for them, incase they got hungry or thirsty.

She then drew a basket, big enough to fit them both in, and left it, incase they needed another place to sleep.

Banana woke up, and yawned, showing her sharp little teeth.

Panda crept away, as she snuggled back next to Pat, and fell asleep.

She walked up the stairs, and lay down on their bed, next to Merril who immediatly grabbed her hand and held onto it.

They fell asleep, still holding hands...