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Art above by hermanthemoth, made into a promotional banner for the fest by capitu. You can find both of these creators on Dreamwidth, AO3, and tumblr (herman_the_moth on AO3), as well as other assorted places.

It's the last day of July and the 22nd rec list in this collection. Not perfect, but, for me? Not bad, either! After today I'll post at least 9 more rec lists to fulfill my 31 list obligation :). Hopefully throughout August. Although Camp Nano is done (clocking in at 30k for my original WIP and somewhere around 7000 for my Wonderful Wheezes fanfic, along with quite a bit of editing), I have a new project coming up that I get to procrastinate on just as much! I won't be providing word count updates or any other information on that one because it's part of the Anonymous H/D Erised Drarry fanwork exchange on AO3!

I haven't gotten my assignment yet, so I trust myself to not accidentally spoil the surprise right now. You could easily get a list of everyone who signed up to participate on Dreamwidth, and I combed over the rules to make sure mentioning that I'm involved isn't prohibited 😰☺️.

Basically, this is just me saying that from December 1st through January 6th, approximately 35 wonderful authors and 15 wonderful artists will be posting work anonymously on AO3 (sort of like secret Santa, as they're gifts for each other), and you should go check it out! On the 6th, authors will be revealed, and after that, I'll be able to migrate my fic over for readers who exclusively use Wattpad. I'm SO EXCITED. If you want to participate in the fun (reading, commenting, kudos, etc), look for the account Harry/Draco Erised on AO3, or the tag H/D Erised 2022. Remember, you're not allowed to guess who you think wrote something in the comment sections, as that can spoil the fun for other people.

Now, on to the recs! There are plenty more that deserve to be on this list, but I'm feeling sicky today, and it's already a whopper, so...

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Under 10k

Teens and Up

Title: Vintage

͛ By: momatu
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12230142
Rating: Teens and Up
Author Summary: Of all of the vineyards, in all of the regions, in all of France, Draco's blasted editor sends him to Potter's....

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Photographer Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Past Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Pre-Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Vintner Harry Potter, Harry Potter Leaves the Wizarding World, Getting Back Together, 7k

Commentary: I'm just gonna leave you with a little itty bitty excerpt because my words aren't helpful here: But the prospect of seeing Harry again. . . .
There were days Draco could hardly make himself believe those few weeks had actually happened. And there were other days when, before he opened his eyes, he swore he could still feel the other man lying in bed next to him. Days when if he stayed still enough, silent enough, concentrated enough, he swore could still hear him breathe. Those short few weeks had been years ago, and Draco'd had a good number of other men in his bed since then, but none of them had left a part of themselves behind like Potter had.

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Explicit

𐂂 Title: Just Pick the Right One (or Harry Potter Needs to Get a Job)

By: Lostris
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2224431
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: From the moment he left the Aurors, Harry had been making an increased nuisance of himself with his new found free time. So his friends, instead of killing him and feeding him to the Manticores (plan A), decide to ask the help of a professional.
Career Choices: Harry: multiple careers; Draco: career counselor.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Office Sex, career counselor Draco Malfoy, waterbed seller Harry Potter, baker Harry Potter, plant delivery man Harry Potter, post courier Harry Potter,
I won't spoil the job he ends up loving, humour, 9k

Commentary: sosososososoSO good. Harry's reports back to Malfoy after his latest failed job attempt crack me up, and so do all of Harry's friends as they begin to lose patience with him. And god, the first kiss. My stomach still flips over no matter how many times I read it (the actual smut is fantastic too, in my very professional opinion). Anyway, this is the perfect fic for this category, even though we see very little of Harry actually doing any of the jobs, because the careers are just so funny and bizarre when he rants about them.

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General

Title: Home County

By: orphan_account
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10282316
Rating: Clean
Author Summary: Harry is an architect and the reluctant part-owner of his own firm. Malfoy works at The Ministry but doesn't actually have a proper job title even though what he does sounds as though it's pretty important. It would probably be harder not to become friends, when they have to sit through endless, dull meetings with each other, and skirt around some truly terrible weather, and deal with Harry's irrational hatred of his assistant, and build thirty whole houses from the ground up in a wet field outside of London.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, architect Harry, Ministry Worker Draco, Rebuilding after a war, peaceful, literally zero angst, 10k

Commentary: This fic is private/locked. You'll need an account to view.
Sometimes you just want to relax, and you need a fic that won't stress you out at all. This is that fic. Without being too fluffy for my taste, it manages to make a compelling and entertaining plot containing zero angst. The dynamic between Harry and Draco is therefore really interesting. It's not antagonistic at all, it's not overly professional nor flirty (at first), it's just good. Not quite casual but... normal? Except non-antagonistic isn't normal for them. I don't know how to explain! But they're cute and they tease each other lightly and they learn to get along great and yeah, you should read it. Rarely do I like fics where the relationship seems to move fast, but it just works so well here. You'll see.

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Teens and Up

Title: Crutch

By: AWickedMemory
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3703375
Rating: Teens and Up
Author Summary: Harry has too much to do, and Draco, too little. The solution? Hire him, of course. Who knew Draco Malfoy would be such a perfect personal assistant?
(Or: In which Harry is messy and Draco saves lives by doing excellent admin. - Courtesy of Jen)

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Past Violence, Personal Assistant Draco Malfoy, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Brief mention of hospital needles, 11k

Commentary: Harry puts up an ad for a personal assistant. Draco happens to be borrowing some books from Dean when the (horrible) candidates show up. Harry and Draco end up working perfectly together, and it's just great. Over time, Harry realises he never wants to go a day without Draco's help again. But quite a bit of that has to do with ~feelings~ more than pure helpfulness, mind. :)

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𐂂 Title: Give Me a Quiet Mind

By: calrissian
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/858214
Rating: Teens and Up
Author Summary: Draco is Weasley's assistant. Except for the week he's not. Whose brilliant idea was that again? Featuring offices in Edinburgh, an epic Measley Bromance (that no one will admit exists), several unrequited crushes, fantastical revenge scenarios, coffee snobbery, the dreaded – yet adorable – toddler terror, promises of organ swapping, a play about Scottish history (no one cares), sequins, and the League of Snarky Secretaries!

Tag List: AU: non-magical, do I even have to tag this fic?, look at the author summary, tagging = done, 16k

Commentary: Ron and Draco's dynamic is hilarious and perfect. Draco calls Ron Marty to annoy him, he keeps extra ties in his desk for when Ron inevitably spills food, and he knows exactly how long he's been pining for Hermione.
Then Harry comes in, the rep for a huge medicine company seeking the help of a PR firm (which is what Ron works for), and Draco is called away. Don't worry, the bromance doesn't die, but Draco does get to know Harry better, which is great (and equal parts annoying) for him, because Draco had quite the crush on Harry in school.

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Mature

Title: The Frisky Furnishings of Malfoy Manor

͛ By: Writcraft
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13012515
Rating: Mature
Author Summary: The course of true love never did run smooth.
Or: Hermione has a crafty plan, Harry and Draco are fake boyfriends and wizarding traditions have a lot to answer for. Featuring awkward dates, mince pies, a saucy sofa and a line of sequined house-elf haute couture nobody asked for but got anyway.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Bisexual Harry Potter, sharing a bed, Malfoy Manor, Forced Proximity, sentient magic, courting, 19k

Commentary: (Recced in a previous chapter). This is an old favourite. It starts with Harry and Hermione working together for social justice which is a trope I like a WHOLE lot (albeit fairly specific and rare). They're trying to raise visibility for same-sex couples. Of course, how many ways are there to raise visibility for same-sex couples aside from... openly being in a same-sex relationship (and having the benefit of being as famous as Harry Potter, of course)? And even better, this fic features traditional courting, which is another trope I just love! Pureblood/classic Wizarding world traditions are on full display. In return for agreeing to very visibly publicly court Harry, Draco asks for Harry's help magically renovating Malfoy Manor (enter: sentient magic). Harry's job is, of course, a magical renovation specialist. There's SO much banter and flirting and UST that you'll just absolutely melt. Have fun.

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Explicit

Title: Closing

By: A_factorygirl_69
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2046840
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: Draco won't ever give up. Won't give up on making his fortune back, his ownership of the now deserted Malfoy Manor and certainly won't give up on trying to stop Potter from selling Grimmauld Place.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Falling in love, smoking, real estate agent Draco Malfoy, 15k

Commentary: (Recced in a previous chapter). This fic is private/locked, so you'll need an account to view it.
I read this on the very last night I spent in the house I grew up in, a few months before it was torn down. In a lot of ways, it helped me properly start the grieving process, and it was the perfect fic to do so.
Now, Harry and Draco have ~history~ here (beyond just what we read about in canon) which I won't spoil for you but I will mention is present since it's brought up time and again. It plays into their dynamic a lot. Draco thinks they're a bad idea but he wants to save the house, Harry thinks they're a good idea and he wants to sell it. They compromise, (with a lot of arguing first).

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𐂂 Title: Bound to You

͛ By: agentmoppet
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8432086
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: Hag magic is capricious and unruly, and Harry and Draco are bound to stay by each other's side until they can solve the riddle. In between long car trips, misty rain, and midnight star charts, they begin to understand each other.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Accidental Bonding, Cursed Bonding, Curse Breaker Draco Malfoy, Cartographer Harry Potter, lots of sass, Mild Angst, Pining, Slow Burn, Magical Theory, world building, 28k

Commentary: Harry's job especially is so cool here. Magical cartographer! You'll see. His work overlaps with Draco's a lot, but they don't get along. At all. They've been fixing up a Manor House for a while when the owner, a hag, gets angry with them for messing it up and curses them. It's a lesson curse, meaning they have to learn something (figure out why the curse was cast) or they lose something (Harry's heart, and Draco's... well they aren't really sure yet, but you'll get to find out with them). It's such a wonderful story, a really fun ride (pun not intended).

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Title: Shades of You

By: BloodyFlammable
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12042201?view_adult=true
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: Draco certainly never intended to be a style consultant for the seriously fashion challenged, but after the war and the reparations his family had to pay, it was clear he would need to earn a living. However, if having to earn a living meant he got to admire Potter's arse and shoulders in well-fitted clothes, it wasn't that bad. Or was it?

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Getting Together, First Kiss, Shopping, Wizarding Fashion, Semi-Public Sex, Dressing Room Sex, Asking Out, Personal Style Consultant Draco Malfoy, Broom Salesman Harry Potter, 11k

Commentary: oh come on, you read the summary. Doesn't that sound like fun? Go have fun. Maybe I'll have the energy to comment later.

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Title: Phoenix Repair Services

͛ By: carpemermaid
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12148395
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: Phoenix Repair Services — We'll bring it back to life as if it was new!
Draco hires a suspiciously private wizarding handyman to fix his kitchen when he returns home to find it destroyed. He expects a middle-aged wizard with greying hair and a pudgy gut to show up. Instead, he gets Harry Potter—with a utility belt and a charming smile—who is more attractive than he has any right to be.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Handyman Harry Potter, Banter, Getting Together, Wandless Magic, Friends to Lovers, UST, Romcom, 20k

Commentary: I love a good meddling Pansy to really get things going. And I love the purposefully breaking more and more things so the other person will have to fix them trope. This fic is super fun, especially with how relaxed and friendly Harry is, which is a fun side of him to see, and the intense amount of flirting.

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Title: The Vanishing Department

͛ By: dicta_contrion
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2699639/chapters/6041864
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, even if that involves a lot more form-filling, bickering, covert glancing, miscommunication, and flying furniture than we might expect.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Forced Proximity, Bickering, Fighting, UST, First Time, Light Bondage,
47k

Commentary: Draco works in the vanishing department! We actually get to see a lot of him working, many aspects of his job and customer interactions, which is so enjoyable to read. And Harry, well... he has a lot to recover.
Excerpt: Draco is actually a bit agape at that one. "I'm sorry? A house?"
Potter folds his arms. "Look, okay? I was cleaning it out. I've been cleaning it out for years and it's just endless. Every time I think I've got one room straightened out there's a new artefact or portrait or Disillusioned settee or flock of angry Doxies and I didn't mean to Vanish everything in the house, it just sort of – I might've been a bit pissed off and the spell might've gone a bit...wide."
"A bit wide?"
There's a flush coming in on Potter's cheeks. "Just a bit. A room or two. Or twenty."
"Is there anything left in the damn house?"
Potter shakes his head. "Not really." He pauses. "Well, a portrait. And an elf, but I think that's just because he was able to pop himself back in."

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Title: Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars: Draco and Harry's Great Big Dental Adventure

By: ICMezzo
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/556464
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he's had his wisdom teeth pulled, he's tempted to try again. He knows it's silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Creature!fic, Veela Draco Malfoy, Crackfic, silly!fic, humour, Percy Weasley, 12k

Commentary: Forgot to rec this under creature fics! It's so funny and also surprisingly hot. Draco can't manage a normal job at the moment, both because of his reputation and his Veela heritage, but Narcissa insists he work somewhere, so yeah, he's a tooth fairy now. And Harry Potter turns out to be horribly attractive when he's sleeping.
It's alllllmost a snitch, y'all. The author including Percy Weasley in the fic made my day.

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Title: Gossip Boys

͛ By: mypetelephant
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/556545/chapters/992675
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: Confiscated Dark objects have been disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. Forced to contend with cursed objects, international smugglers, and a lesson on the value of gossip, all Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Past not-relationship, journalists, writers, case fic elements but not really a true case!fic, 24k

Commentary: Luna is Harry's boss at the Quibbler, of course, and Draco works for the Daily Prophet. They send snarky letters back and forth and generally annoy each other in all possible ways (it's amazing). Harry doesn't love his job, but he's grateful to have it, and he's determined to be better at it than Draco.

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Title: Unexpected Turn + Deleted Scenes from Unexpected Turn

By: Oakstone730
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/914214
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: English real estate developer Draco Malfoy is in America to find his long lost cousin and escape a scandal. When his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, his trip takes an unexpected turn. Non-Magical AU.
(Fleeting mentions of Neville/Ginny and past-Draco/Krum)
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These are scenes from Unexpected Turn from when I had the story heading towards a different ending. In these scenes Draco doesn't leave after their one night together, and he has a different career. If you haven't read Unexpected Turn this likely won't make much sense. But the skinny dipping scene is a bit hot and you also get to meet the 'American' Weasley clan. I believe I also have a motorcycle road trip that I may post if I can find it in my abandoned scenes folder.
(Ron/Hermione, Bill/Fleur)

Tag List: AU: non-magical, United States, Road Trips, Mechanic Harry, real estate developer Draco, One Night Stands, American Harry, past Draco/Krum, South Dakota, + skinny dipping, entrepreneur Draco, 26k + 6k

Commentary: I like the deleted scenes because I like to live in a world where one-night stands between Harry and Draco always develop into something more. True one-night stands don't exist. I am blissfully ignorant. Anyway, both works are great, with very nice interactions between characters, and fussy British businessman Draco x down-to-earth American mechanic Harry to soothe my soul.

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Title: The Rules of Matchbreaking

͛ By: PalenDrome
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11973765
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: For Prompt #51:
When Draco gets fired, he reluctantly agrees to break up a girl's relationship for her disapproving mother. Through word of mouth, the one-time gig turns him into a professional Matchbreaker, however he winds up falling for one of his clients and must somehow balance his secret job and love life.
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"So who is it? The Curse-breaker and the Veela? The head of the Department of Magical Transportation?" Draco's eyes lit up. "The Dragon-tamer?" Now that particular Weasley could be fun.
"No. It's Harry," Hermione said, the name exploding out of her in a rush.
Draco blinked, stunned into silence.
"Harry," he said, after he recovered his faculties. "You want me to break up Harry and the Weaselette?!"

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Minor Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Past Terry Boot/Harry Potter, Embedded Images, Digital Art, Matchbreaker Draco Malfoy, Crisis Negotiator Harry Potter, Falling in Love, Light Angst, Drinking, Smoking, 22k

Commentary: oh it's so good. Draco has his little list of rules he has to follow to effectively matchbreak without hurting his own feelings (How to be a Heartbreaker - MARINA style), and then Harry helps him not follow a single one. There's a fair amount of angst and miscommunication, but you'll love it all the same because gosh golly is the tension good.

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Title: Nearly Lost Things, Carefully Tended

By: SquadOfCats
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12045300/chapters/27273531
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: Three years after the war, Harry is lost, drifting, and feeling left behind. In an effort to get control of his life, he commits to cleaning out Grimmauld Place top-to-bottom and forcing it to be a home, whether it likes it or not. The rotten old house is stuffed full of antiques, and Harry is shocked to discover none other than Draco Malfoy running the local antique shop. Malfoy is polite -- too polite, and Harry soon finds himself with a mission: to annoy and bother Malfoy with the most hideous, absurd antiques he can find. But along the way, Harry comes to appreciate Draco, his work, and the power of connecting to the people who came before him. It's a hard lesson, but Harry learns that if he wants to build a future, he has to reconnect to his past, and Draco might just be the one to help him do it.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, courting, antique appraiser Draco Malfoy, redeemed Draco Malfoy, Layabout Harry Potter, 46k

Commentary: (Recced in a previous chapter). You know, as much as I love Fics that follow the characters on the job, there's just something about watching them have absolutely no responsibilities all day, particularly Harry, who is much better at it. Him struggling to get his life together and not having a clear direction is a great mental image when you're struggling with the same thing. And here he is in tip-top Harry shape, making it his goal in life to annoy Malfoy into showing some kind of emotion, dammit! So, yeah, it's so good. You're gonna love it.

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Title: Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo

͛ By: who_la_hoop
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2304488
Rating: Teens and Up
Author Summary: It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?
Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, EWE, Humor, flangst, 26k

Commentary: this fic is so funny and cute, and it's not even crack!fic like it sounds (I wish I had a better term than crack!fic, but y'all know what I mean, and that's what's important). Draco has a reason he's trying to sell toilets (which you'll learn). One of my favourite tropes is here, which is when Draco spends most of a fic at Harry's house/flat, pestering him about something. and Harry lets him. In fact, Harry is very willing to let him here, spending an awfully long time stalling his new toilet purchase, meaning Draco has to come back again and again.

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Explicit

𐂂 Title: TURN
͛ By: saras_girl
Read it on Wattpad here: defyingdraco
Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/879852
Link to Wattpad: https://aztruyen.top/tac-gia/defyingdraco
Rating: Explicit
Author Summary: One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.

Tag List: Post-Hogwarts, disability and mental health, simultaneous EWE and Epilogue compliant, children, Harry/Ginny, divorced Draco, sexuality realization, animal companions, parenting, alternate reality visitation, falling in love, 300k

Commentary: (Recced in previous chapters but my commentary here is different cause I'm incapable of shutting up about this fic). In the glimpse (the alternate universe), Harry is an artist. He works primarily with glass blowing, (which takes canon Harry a lot of effort to pick up so he can please all of Glimpse Harry's clients), as well as other artistic pursuits. Harry in his regular life (canon Harry) is an Auror, but he remembers what it was like to really love his job, and he fights to get that back when he's home again, turning to art once more. Pun not intended, but much appreciated.
Other things to love about this fic include: wonderful child characters (they manage to not annoy me at all, a true achievement), Blaise being his incredible self, Christmas feels, fantastic OCs, and great side pairings.

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