Ron hated Draco Malfoy.

Sure, he had ruined their lives and been an evil git to them for years, but this time the asshole had gone too far.

Ron's mind had been linked to Draco's for a day as Charms homework. He hadn't thought it was too bad until...

Well, Draco was dating Harry.

And, well, Draco wasn't exactly the most innocent person.

Harry slammed Draco against the wall of the bar, kissing him passionately as rain fell around them.
Draco groaned and arched his back as Harry sucked on his throat, leaving a mark that would surely be there for days.
"Mine," Harry growled.
"Yes," Draco said breathlessly. "All yours."

Ron burst into the Gryffindor Common Room, growling.

Harry, Hermione, Dean, Seamus, Neville, and Draco looked up at him in surprise.

Harry was laying on the couch, reading a Quidditch magazine. Hermione had been writing something down, and Dean and Seamus had been sitting on the windowsill kissing. Neville had been practicing his Patrons, and Draco was laying on the couch with his head in Harry's lap.

"Draco Lucius Malfoy," Ron growled. "Stop daydreaming about your boyfriend."

Hard looked at Draco in mild arousal and surprise. Draco turned pink, and Seamus fell off the windowsill laughing.

Draco sputtered. "You saw that?"

Ron glared at him. Hermione tried unsuccessfully to cover her laugh with a cough. Seamus was on the floor, gasping for air, and Dean was looking down at him with an expression of love and playful annoyance.

Harry looked at Draco. "What were you imagining, love?"

"Do not answer that!" Ron shrieked. Seamus, who had just been starting to get up again, fell over once more, cracking up.

The peace lasted an hour.

Harry groaned, his body hovering over Draco's.
"Fuck, I love you," he growled.
Draco dug his fingers into Harry's back and pulled him down. "Fuck me."
"Anything for you love."
Harry lowered his lips to Draco's, and something hard touched his-

A bloodcurdling scream made everyone in the Gryffindor Common Room jump.

"MALFOY!"

Draco flushed dark as Ron bolted down the stairs, looking thoroughly scarred for life.

"Sorry, Ron," he murmured. "I forgot."

"I wish I could!" Ron shrieked.

Seamus fell off the couch laughing.

Everything was fine until dinner.

Dessert, actually.

Harry had chosen an ice cream cone for dessert.

Bad choice.

Harry's tongue swirled around the tip of Draco's dick before he took it in his mouth completely.
Draco moaned.
"Fuck, Harry..."

"AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

The shriek from Gryffindor table made everyone stare at Ron, who stood on the table, staring at Slytherin's table, where Harry and Draco sat.

"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY IF YOU DO NOT STOP HAVING SEX VISIONS OF HARRY SUCKING YOUR DICK AND FUCKING YOU INTO THE MATTRESS AND MAKING YOU SCREAM I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SCREAM ABOUT!!!" Ron shrieked.

Everyone in the Great Hall stared at a now red Harry and Draco.

Except Seamus, who was cracking up.

Unfortunately, Draco couldn't help how dirty minded he was. Harry eating ice cream didn't help.

And that was the last straw.

Draco saw Ron's expression from across the Great Hall and his face paled even more than normal.

Ron closed his eyes calmly.

"Fuck, Ron!" Hermione clawed the bed. "Shit, right there, oh my GOD yes!!!!"

Draco's eyes widened in horror. But Ron wasn't done. And no matter how much he hated the next few things he thought of, it was necessary.

He substituted him and Hermione for someone he knew would scar Draco for life.

A\N the following may scar you for life I apologize in advance

"Fuck, Potter!" McGonagall clawed the bed. "Shit, right there, oh my GOD yes!!!!"
Goyle pressed Draco against a wall. "Do you have any idea how long I've wanted this?" he hissed, pressing his erection against Draco's. "Wanted you?"
Dumbledore leaned against the wall. "Draco, Harry, I know you're my students, but..."
A/N I refuse to actually finish that sentence but I'm sure you can imagine.

Draco screamed, a bloodcurdling sound that everyone cover their ears.

"I'll STOP!" he screamed. "I'm sorry, I'll stop, just please, make it go away!"

Everyone stared at Ron and Draco.

Except Seamus, who had fallen on the floor laughing.