Blaise: *filming*
Pansy: *holding curling iron*
Draco: *singing* *grabs curling iron* *screams*

Draco, handing out balloons: I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Snape, taking a balloon: I don't have one either

Harry: *jumps out at draco*
Draco: *defensive position* I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'm not even worried about it.

Blaise at 3am: *pours water on Pansy's face*
Pansy: hello?

Seamus, drunk at 1 in the morning: hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortilla!

Harry, age twelve, pulling the sword out of the hat to stab the diary: wELL, when life gives you lemons

Draco: oh sorry, i fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!
Harry/Hermione/Pansy: go back to sleep. AND STARVE.

Ron at 2am: *playing piano*
Harry: *dancing*

Voldemort: you better watch out, you better watch out, you BETTER WATCH  OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH out

Harry: welcome to physics! (Potions)
Snape: *sets something on fire*
Draco: *high-pitched screaming*
Harry: HOLY MOTHER

Draco, not understanding Muggle things: Road work ahead? Uh, yeAh, I sure hope it does!

Ron, about George: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less.

Sirius: lemme see what you have!
Harry: A KNIFE!
Sirius: NO!

Dean: *filming*
Ron: *making sound effects*
Seamus: bop it! Twist it! Pull it!