Narrator:
The plan was called Operation D-Minus. And one of the schools included in the plan was Park Vista Community High School, where a kid named Harry  Potter

Harry:
That's me

Narrator:
...an 18-year-old honor roll student...

Harry:
I get straight A's, man

Narrator:
...was in the last semester of his senior year. Justin could hardly believe his luck when a very pretty boy showed up

Harry:
Draco!

Narrator:
In not one but two of his classes

Students:
Draco!

Narrator:
He sat in front of him. He switched seats

Students:
Draco!

Narrator:
The last name he used was...

Students
Malfoy

Narrator:
Justin, what drew you to Draco  initially?

Harry:
Man, he used to fall asleep in class
He was a light-skinneded Puerto Rican-Dominican...
Long hair, mature in the body like whoa

Students:
Like, whoa

Harry:
That's not the only reason I liked him, though
He said he moved with his mother to Florida from New York

Students:
Where dreams are made

Harry:
Well, so did I. So I said, hi
He seemed mature, and I talked more

Students:
More, more, more!

Harry:
And I was like, what the heck I gotta do to be with you?

Students:
What the heck I gotta do?

Harry:
What the heck I gotta do to be with you?

Students:
What the heck I gotta do?

Harry:
Who do I have to be for you to be with me?

Narrator:
You told him all this in class?

Harry:
Yeah. Well, I texted him! Y'know, I was like, what the heck I gotta do to be with you?

Students:
L-O-L-O-L-O-L!

Harry:
What the heck I gotta do to be with you?

Students:
R-O-F-L-O-L!

Harry:
Who do I have to be for you to be with me?

Draco:
Smiley face

Harry:
Yes! Next thing you know, we're texting day and night. I trust him right away

Students:
Like, whoa!

Harry:
Hey, yo. I never met anyone like him, bro. Yo, he listens to all my problems. I let him copy all my homework. And then I lay it all on the line. And he was like...

Students:
No, no...

Students:
No! He didn't say no exactly. I don't know

Students:
No, no, no, no!

Harry:
Yeah, I was surprised. I'm a pretty great guy

Students:
So? So?

Harry:
So, I decided I needed to step my game up

Students:
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Harry:
It's too late to be shy. And so I got in front of the whole class one day, and serenaded him. I was like, what the heck I gotta do to be with you?

Students:
What the heck I gotta do?

Harry:
What the heck I gotta do to be with you?

Students:
What the heck I gotta do?

Harry:
Who do I have to be for you to go to prom with me!

Narrator:
You asked him to the prom?

Harry:
Yeah! I danced and everything

Students:
Draco!

Harry:
Draco! I know there's a reason you were transferred here to me

Students:
Draco!

Students:
Draco! I know there's a reason this isn't luck, it's destiny

Students:
Draco!

Harry:
Draco! You know me! Will you go to prom with me?

Draco:
I'll think about it

Students:
He'll think about it. He'll  think about it. He'll  think about it. He'll think about

Harry:
He said he'll think about it

Students:
He'll think about it

Harry:
He'll  think about it

Students:
Think about it

Harry:
He'll  think about it

Students:
He'll  think about it. He'll  think about it

Harry:
Yes!