[no magic au, also i don't know if this has been done but..] [mentioned witches are fairy tale ones]
(u know the drill, it's from my old book)

When Draco was a child he tried to be the best. He did as told and was a good boy overall. His friends made fun of him for this, they called him a coward or a goody two shoes. He didn't really mind until a certain day...

He was at a birthday party, his best friend Pansy was turning ten years old. He was enjoying the party, making sure his best friend was happy and giving adults his business card; he wanted to be a lawyer and he's won every case in the playground. Most of the grownups had gone inside and so the kids played tag and such.

"Everyone stop!" Zach yelled and everyone froze. "Look the witch is home." He whispered as everyone gathered around him. The witch was an old lady who lived in a creepy house in their neighborhood. No one knows who started calling her a witch but nonetheless everyone went along with it. All the kids gasped and looked up at the house. "Guys she's just an old lady leave her alone." Draco said crossing his arms.

"If she's just an old lady then I dare you to sneak into her backyard and steal a fruit from her garden." Zach smirked as everyone gasped and turned to look at Draco. "Okay, but just so you know I don't condone stealing." Draco said before turning around and walking away to do such thing. He hated Zach and as much he didn't want to steal from the old lady, he wasn't going to let him think he's better than Draco.

Draco sneaked outside the fence and quickly went over to the witches house. He opened the gate and made his way to the backyard. The old lady had a well kept garden. He sighed before reaching a bush of blueberries, he picked a few and was about to leave. Suddenly he was jerked backwards and he looked up to see a beautiful looking lady, almost like a goddess. She was glowing and what seemed to be floating. Then she spoke, her voice was horrifying. And her eyes were full on black.

"How dare you steal from my garden! Thief's like you should be punish!" Draco nodded frantically and gulped, he was scared of what she would do. Suddenly her beautiful goddess like form became one of an old dirty looking lady. "When your first born  is brought into this world, they will become mine!" She shrieked before practically floating to the fence and tossing him over.

All the kids screamed in terror and ran. All except Zach and Pansy, Pansy ran to Draco and Zach starred at the witch and lost his shit; he pissed himself. Pansy turned to look at him as she held Draco, who was just laying down, and screamed at him. "You NO GOOD PRICK! LEAVE!" Pansy was angry until she saw his clean pants became not so clean. By now all the kids came back and started laughing at Zach until the parents came outside. Zach's parents quickly grabbed their kid and left, they were clearly embarrassed.

Now fast forward to the present day.

Draco and his partner were in their late thirties, they lived a happy life and now they're ready to be that gay couple young gay men look up to. Draco and his husband, Harry Potter a world famous baker, were happy traveling all around the world without children. Draco grew up to become a famous author and violinist. He gave up his goody two shoes act after the incident with the witch and quit wanting to be a lawyer.

They were currently in New York getting ready to go see a broadway show, Mean Girls the musical to be exact. (Talk shit about Mean Girls the musical and you're getting blocked >.> I love it so much!)

Draco was buttoning up his light green button up shirt when Harry sneaked up behind him and began kissing up and down his neck. Draco tilted his head back and bit his lip. "Stop, if we go any further then we'll miss the show!" "How much time do we have?" Harry asked running his hand up and down his husbands chest, the shirt wasn't fully buttoned yet. 

"About fifteen minutes." "We can work with that." Harry smirked. Suddenly the room lit and someone appeared before them. Harry stumbled backwards when Draco jumped out of shock. "Who are you!?" Harry stepped forward trying to show who's tougher. Once the lighting adjusted an old lady stepped forward.

"Okay look what gives? I said your first born will be mine, it's been 27 years and I have nothing!" The old witch asked placing his hands on her hips. Draco looked at the old lady and gasped. "It's you! I thought I'd never see you again." Draco admitted. "Who is she?" Harry asked. "None ya business! Now where is that first born!" The old witch shouted.

"Uh well I don't have children. Plus, my husband and I are not planning on adopting since we aren't able to give birth to one." Draco admitted. "Husband?! Not having children??" The witch asked shocked. "We don't like children, and yes we're married." Harry answered. "Well then, I-I don't know what to do here. No pets?" She asked. "Yeah two dogs..." Harry said. "Can't do, I'm allergic to them. Well this is awkward, I guess I should leave now." She said. Draco and Harry  nodded. With that she disappeared.

"Well I'm ready to go see the show, let's go." Harry said. Draco nodded and so they headed out.