Dedicated to @jadyn16041604

Draco was tired of this Umbridge bitch and all her rules. He couldn't believe his father wanted him to get along with that toad looking monstrosity. Draco was outraged he had to pretend to like that cow.

Draco sat by the fireplace in the room of requirements as he waited for Harry to return from his detention with Umbridge. Draco was beginning to fall asleep when Harry walked in. Draco turned around to face him and noticed he was hiding his hand behind his back.

"Sooo, how was detention with Umbitch?" Draco said when Harry day in front of him. "Eh, she had me write the same bloody sentence over and over again." Harry said. "Oh, is that all?" Draco asked. He knew Harry was keeping something from him and it had to do with his hand. "Yep that's it." Harry said.

"Oh okay, HIGH FIVE!" Draco said and Harry's immediate reaction was to high five Draco with the hand he was hiding from being seen.

"Aha!" Draco said grabbing a hold of Harry's right hand. When Draco saw why Harry was hiding his hand he gasped so loudly Harry thought Draco forgot how to breathe.

'I must not tell lies' was carved into the back of Harry's hand. "Did she do this to you?!?" Draco asked loudly. Harry could tell Draco was angry. "Looks it's not a big deal okay. It doesn't really hurt." Harry said hoping Draco would believe him. "Right, that bitch will pay for what she did to you!" Draco said hugging Harry.

Harry hugged Draco back and wondered what type of revenge Draco would take against Umbridge.

Draco's revenge started off small and simple like a jinx that made her grow facial hair in the middle of class. Then it was fart noises every time she walked. Then during meals Draco would manage to make her utensils disappear every time she was going to take a bite of her food. The last thing was turn her office into an aquarium.

Everyone in Hogwarts was talking about who was the brace soul to stand up to Umbridge for her ridiculous rule over the school.

In between classes Umbridge had decided to make an announcement. "Anyone who turns in the culprit for these horrible acts upon me will be rewards big time." She said. Everyone looked at each other, no one was going to be a narc and no one knew who pulled those pranks. Well no one except Harry and Draco.

Draco and Harry were talking about how was Draco able to turn Umbridge's office into an aquarium after the DA meeting was over. They continued to talk about the revenge Draco pulled on Umbridge not realizing they weren't alone.

The next day Draco was called into Umbridge's office. Once he arrived he saw his mother there and Cho Chang next to Umbridge. "Mr.Malfoy thanks to Ms. Cho Chang being so honest and coming forward to tell me it was you who had done those imbecile pranks on me. For this you will be punished greatly. You are here by expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Umbridge said.

"Hold it right there Dolores you have no right to expel my son! He does get to say his side of the story." Narcissa said. "Mother I was the one to pull those pranks on Professor Umbridge but it's because her punishments are so barbaric and cruel. She has students use a quill that is made to carve whatever you write onto your hand. The quill doesn't even need ink! It uses the users blood!" Draco said. Narcissa looked at Umbridge and cleared her throat.

"I'm sure if the Minister of Magic found out about this you will be fired on the spot and sent to azkaban for using such tactics on young children." Narcissa said. Umbridge was beyond mad and looked at Draco. "You are free to go, but you will be punished." Umbridge said and Draco nodded leaving he office.

"So what happened? Who narced on you?!" Harry asked. "Cho Chang and I'm not sure that she only narced on me but narced on us all who are in the DA." Draco said.

"Oh well let's forget about that bitch and let me repay you for being such a protective boyfriend." Harry said pulling Draco into a kiss. Soon their kiss turned into a long make out session with small breaks to catch their breaths.