mistake are meant to happen and this will contain random prompts from insta because i start school tomorrow and im not ready. ill start working on request soon

"oi potter, we're arch-enemies and what not but id fuck you if you asked me." draco said from across the table. "what?" harry asked blushing. "what?" draco said blushing.

"he said he would fuck you if you asked." ron said, who was sitting next to harry eating a sandwich.

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"potter i love you." draco said. "really?" harry asked. "bitch i literally just sucked your dick." draco said. "oh yeeeeaaah." harry said.

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"ron this is a bad idea." hermione said. "eh it doesn't matter, itll be funny." ron said putting away the veritaserum. "why are you doing this anyways?" hermione asked. "i want to see if he likes ginny or not." ron said sitting down and acting like it was nothing.

harry came to the great hall and sat down in the gryffindor table and drank his juice. "so harry is there anyone you fancy?" ron asked. "yeah, i fancy malfoy." harry said. "really? tell us about what you think of malfoy?" hermione said smirking.

"oh hes so cute. his hair is so fluffy. he reminds me of a little kitten. hes great in bed, a perfect boyfriend. such a great kisser." harry said. "boyfriend?" ron asked. "yee boi." harry said. hermione giggled as ron sat there surprise.

"i wasn't expecting him to say malfoy..." ron said looking at draco.

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harry picked up the banana brought it up to the side of his head as if he was holding a phone, and said "hello?" draco shook his head at his husband who always acted like a child.

this kept happening until one day draco turned the tables.

"hello?" harry said as he held the banana like b a phone. "hey mate, how's it going?" the banana replied. harry let out a shriek and threw the banana across the room.
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draco and harry were at a dinner when draco began telling his coworkers at the ministry the story.

"so harry, after our honeymoon he always tried to make me laugh. harry being the big dork he is...." draco started.

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"ron im gay." harry said. "dont worry i never saw you as anything more, you're just my best friend." harry said. "what the fuck?! you're gay!? and you never thought of me as more than just your best friend? you never hit on me either?!" ron asked.

"no, i actually really like malfoy." harry replied.

--a month after draco and harry start dating--

"what does malfoy have that i don't?" ron asked. "ron you're my best friend." harry said. they were on their way to the library. "that's not the point, why choose him over me?!" ron asked. "im not choosing you over him mate. i-" harry was cut off.

"he's also sooooo dramatic! how can you stand being around someone who's such a drama queen!?" ron asked. harry snorted and looked at ron. "i have nooo idea." harry said sarcastically while rolling his eyes.

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Again these are promts from instagram and mistake are meant to be made!! ugh i start school tomorrow, im not ready because im going in as freshman . at least Halloween is close and so is my birthday, 3 months and one week !!! stan BTS !!
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