(Harry is Dean
Draco is Castiel
Hermione is Charlie
Ron is Sam (just go with it))

The door to the bunker opened, in came Harry and Ron who were coming  back from a hunt, a vampire is what they were after. Harry stretched his arms and headed to the kitchen. "I could go for some pie right now." He said as he opened the refrigerator door, scanning the objects.

"Dammit! Ron where's my pie?" Harry shouted from the kitchen. "I don't know! Ask Draco!" Sam shouted back. Harry sighed. 'Where's Draco?' He asked himself.

The door to the bunker opened again. Hermione came down the stairs, with Draco behind her. "Where'd you guys go?" Dean asked walking to Draco.

"Hello Harry." Draco said handing him the grocery bag. "I wanted to get you some pie since Ron ate yours, but we got a bit carried away." Draco said taking the pie out of the grocery bag.

Harry glared at Ron who was reading a book, ignoring them.

"Thanks Draco."  Harry said taking the pie. Hermione whispered into Draco's ear. "Say 'You're welcome babe.' Humans love it when you call them that." She said winking. Draco nodded.

"You're welcome babe." Draco said, sounding more like a question than a response. Ron and Hermione laughed. Draco looked at Hermione confused.

"Well thanks again Draco." Harry said clearing his throat and walking towards the kitchen. Ron came up to Hermione and Draco.

"You know how the pizza man was slapping the babysitters rear, it was to show affection. Like telling her he likes her, so you should tell Harry you like him by slapping his butt." Ron said trying to to laugh. "Oh, okay I'll go do so now." Draco said.

"Wait before you go, seal it with a kiss." Hermione said before pushing him towards the kitchen. Draco nodded before going into the kitchen.

Harry was cutting the pie into slices when Draco came up behind him. Draco hesitated before slapping Harry's ass. Harry jumped and quickly turned around. "What the hell Dra-" Draco cut him off by crashing their lips together.

Without hesitation Harry kissed back. Then came in Hermione and Ron. Ron clapping while Hermione saying over and over "Drarry fucking became cannon! My ship has sailed."

Draco and Harry pulled away, Draco blushing and Harry smirking down at Draco.