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No one knew how or why Draco got drunk and decided to roll around on the floor like a child. What he spoke was  nonsense, no one knew of a school named  Pigfarts that was located on Mars.

"I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!" He said as he giggled rolling away from Goyle who attempted to pick him up.

"Mate you need to sleep. Let us help you get to bed." Blaise said exhausted from chasing Draco around the common room. He almost had him until Draco decided to drop himself on the ground and start acting like a child.

"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!" Draco said smiling like an idiot.

"Draco, sweetheart, how are you getting to Pigfarts if it's in Mars?" Pansy asked. "Pansy don't encourage him!" Blaise said. "Sorry but it does seem interesting.... maybe it's real." Pansy said. Blaise rubbed his temples and sighed.

"On a spaceship obviously," Draco said. "And how will you obtain a spaceship?" Pansy asked. This earned her another sigh from Blaise. "I'll get a ride from Rumbleroar, the head master! Look I have a drawing of him, he's the priest at my weeding! See it's me, and that's Harry!" Draco said showing of his drawings from the floor.

"Aww isn't that nice, Crabbe and Goyle grab him now!" Pansy said. With that being said, Goyle and Crabbe grabbed Draco and held him. "Let's take him be-" Pansy was cut off by Blaise.

"We're taking him to the Gryffindor Common Room. I am not dealing with a drunk, horny Draco. Let his boyfriend deal with him." Blaise said. "You're taking me to Harry? Yayyyyyyy, I'm sure you just want to see your boyfriend Neville....." Draco said as he made faces.  That earned him a snort from Pansy and a smack on the head from Blaise.

And so their long journey to the Gryffindor common room began. They avoided Peeves, Finch and anyone who would get in their way. Once they finally arrived they were confused on how to get Harry to come outside.

"Fortuna Major." Draco said out of nowhere and the Fat Lady Portrait opened and all five Slytherins entered. Once in they saw four students sitting by the fire.

"I want Haaaaaarrrrrrryyyyyy." Draco said as Crabbe and Goyle dropped him on the couch. "Draco?" Someone asked. "Daddy?" Draco said and a snort came from both Pansy and Ron. An embarrassed Harry Potter got up from where he sat and walked over to the couch.

"Is he drunk? How could you guys let him get drunk?! Especially you Pansy since you're always watching him like a hawk! Where are your mother instincts you claim to have!? Where did he get alcohol from anyways?" Harry asked as he looked Draco over and held his hand.

"I am not his mother. You're his boyfriend you should keep him close to you and he stole the alcohol from Slughorns office." Pansy answered. "We preferred it if Draco stayed with you tonight." Blaise cut in. "Yayyyyyy sleepover with Harry!" Draco said happily.

Harry smiled down at Draco. "Alrighty then, you're staying with me honey bun." Harry said pinching Francis cheeks. "Yay." Draco said yawning.

Neville was starting at Blaise the whole time and Draco caught on. "Blaise hug your boyfriend before you leave.... and a peck on the cheek." Draco said giggling. Neville blushed as Hermione and Ron lightly pushed him towards Blaise. "Goodnight babe." Blaise said kissing Neville's forehead. "Goodnight love." Neville said wrapping his arms around Blaise.

An 'awww' came from Draco, Pansy and Hermione. "Goodnight Gryffindorks." Pansy said smiling and waving goodnight. "Goodnight Slythercunts." Ron said waving back. Draco laughed as Harry, somehow, managed to get him over his shoulder.

The four Slytherins left and the four Gryffindors, plus Draco, went up to the dormitories. Hermione said her goodbyes and goodnights and left to the girls dormitory. The boys went in and went to their own beds, Harry bringing Draco with him of course. Draco took out his wand and murmured a spell which changed his clothes to footie pajamas.

Once Ron saw Draco in footie pajamas he bursted out laughing which woke all the others. Draco glared at Ron and Harry sighed. He took his own wand and murmured the spell he heard Draco murmur. Soon all the boys were dressed in footie pajamas. "Yaaay!!" Draco said as he hugged Harry.

"Harry I'm sleeping with you cause the monsters are gonna get me...." Draco said as he slowly began to fall asleep. "Harry, can the guys and you sing for me?" Draco asked. Harry smiled at his boyfriend and nodded. "Guys let's sing for Draco." Harry said, well commanded. Before they could begin the song, which Seamus recommended, Hermione came knocking on the door.

"Ron? I had a nightmare.... can I stay with you?" Hermione whispered. Ron smiled and agreed. He led her onto his bed and they laid down. "We're singing a song for Draco. It's 'Hey Jude' by some guy named The Beatles. Seamus requested it." Ron caught her up on what's going on. "First of all nice pajamas, second of all, it's a band not a guy. The Beatles are a band Ron." Hermione said giggling. Ron shrugged and waited for Harry to begin singing.

"Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better"

Harry began and other muggle born joined in. Even Hermione  joined in. After they finished singing they fell asleep, well not before Seamus climbed into Deans bed and cuddled him.

Draco hugged Harry tightly and Harry kissed his forehead.

"I love you Harry." Draco whispered into Harry's chest.

"I love you Draco." Harry said back into Draco's hair.