(IDK just go with it😂)

Scarhead: Draco I've heard the best song ever

Dragon: did you dance all night to it?

Scarhead: what

Dragon: never mind. What is this best song you've heard of called.

Scarhead: Draco Malfoy

Scarhead: it's named after you! And it's such a great song.

Dragon: why is it named that?

Scarhead: because it's about you

Dragon: did you write it?

Scarhead: no

Dragon: (¬_¬)

Scarhead: I swear to chuck

Dragon: mhm

Scarhead: Draco Malfoy, you've been a very bad boy
A Death Eater at sixteen, and now you make the girls scream

Dragon: I make the chosen one scream 😏

Scarhead: Draco Malfoy, you know you make me hot, boy
I want you to deflower me like Lavender or Pansy
Draco Malfoy, you could my boy toy

Dragon: they want me to do what like I did who?!

Scarhead: Play you like Exploding Snap, if I can get down on your lap

Dragon: maybe later Potter ;D

Scarhead: I love the way you talk with your sexy British drawl
I love the way you make your little house elves crawl
I love your grey eyes and your white-blonde hair
I love the way you act like you just dont care

Dragon: oh stop it. You're making me blush (*'∇｀*)

Scarhead: Follow me up to the Astronomy Tower
After we're done you might need a cold shower

Dragon: maybe you should join me in this cold shower you speak of ;)))

Scarhead: You're the hottest boy in Slytherin

Dragon: well thank you kind sir. (*'∇｀*)

Scarhead: You make me go wild with your come hither grin

Dragon: with my hitler grin?!?!?!?!??) ∑(￣□￣;)

Scarhead: There are things I want to do but I'm afraid it's a sin
Let's play quidditch naked and I'll even let you win

Dragon: at least they're not tragedies. Am I right

Scarhead: Draco Malfoy, there's no need to be so coy
Sadly, only Merlin knows, what you've got beneath your clothes

Dragon: you know what I got underneath my clothes :)))

Scarhead: Draco Malfoy, don't be such a kill-joy
Why're you acting like you're shy, I know you're not a modest guy
Draco Malfoy, bad when you're a good boy

Dragon: 'don't be such a kill-joy' are you, or should I say them, implying I shouldn't be an mcr fan?!

Scarhead: You snitched about some dragon eggs, but can I get between your legs?
Draco Malfoy, you've been a very sad boy
You couldn't kill Dumbledore, still I want you even more.

Dragon:

Scarhead: Like the Patronus charm, I'll be your protection
Just as long as you give me affection
You're so smart people call you a genius
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Dragon: you've already seen mine and I've already seen yours

Scarhead: dark mark, on your left arm
I'll keep it a secret, like a Fidelius charm
Although you can't catch the snitch
You can't deny, you're filthy rich
So long as you let me scratch that itch
I'll be your most devoted wizard

Dragon: carry on

Scarhead: Malfoy, you've been a rather foul boy
There ain't no one you wouldn't hex, and that just makes me want your sex

Dragon: finally owning up to being a bottom eh Potter 😏

Scarhead: oh shut up

Scarhead: meet me in the prefects bathroom in 5min

Dragon: ight m8