||this seems like a better title rather than "idk anymore guys"||also im considering ending the muggle music one shot chapters if people keep being assholes about shit🙄 like first of all stop commenting shit about the artist and second of all don't talk shit about the persons request and lastly don't dm saying you didn't like how your song request came out because some of you guys just give me songs not any ideas that go with the lyrics||

"Six inches or foot long?" Asked Ron. "Foot long daddy." Harry said. He quickly regretted it as Ron turned to look at him. "I- is that what you call Malfoy?!?" Ron asked. "You know what I have to go, bye." Harry said standing up. "Biiiitch waiiiiit." Ron said.

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Draco and Harry walked along the streets holding hands. They were heading to a coffee shop with Ron and Hermione. Once they arrived they went in and sat down. Hermione and Harry then went up to order their coffees.

"Hey Malfoy, my phones ran out of battery may I use yours to make a call?" Ron asked. "Sure go ahead." Draco said handing Ron his phone. Ron went into the phone icon and he laughed as he saw someone was calling Draco's phone.

"You still call your father daddy?" Ron asked through laughter. Draco sighed and answered. Then he put the phone on speaker.

"Ron, mate what do you want to drink? We forgot to ask." Harry spoke. Ron's laughter stopped and he went dead silent. "Um..." he said awkwardly.

"He'll like a pumpkin spice latte and a donut that matches his hair color." Draco answered for Ron.

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"Sirius they're not having sex! You know Harry would never do anything like that, not until he's older!" Remus said as he followed his husband up the stairs. Sirius just ignored his husband and opened the door to Harry's room.

"Aha I knew you were having sex!" Sirius said. He quickly squinted and realized he was wrong. "We're having sex? Draco why didn't you say so, I would've gotten myself prepared." Harry said looking up from the tv. He and Draco were watching beauty and the beast.

"We're sorry boys, dinner will be ready soon." Remus said pulling Sirius back and closing the door.

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"Harry I love you bitch." Draco said. "I love you too Draco." Harry said. "No homo though." They both said.

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"Let me suck your dick." Harry said. "Ight bet." Draco said taking off his pants. Then Hazza started sucking Draco off. Once he was done he got up and kissed Draco. "No homo though." Harry said. "Totally." Draco said.

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