[this will be what people call a "crack" chapter. im tired and can't work on request cause mind is clogged and shit, sorry my loves] [also lowercase is intended so yee]

harry walked down the corridor when there was a scream. harry quickly acted on his 'must investigate' reflexes and ran around like a chicken without its head. "haaaaaaaalllllllppppp." harry heard and recognized the voice. it was  draco malfoy, the boy he had a big crush on..... no homo though.

"if only i had the marauders map with me!" harry said waving his hands around like crazy. in his right hand he had the marauders map and in his left hand he had his magic clock that made him invisible..... spoooooooky

once harry realized he had the map in his hand he said "i solemnly swear that im up to no good" he said and the map revealed itself. "yeee boii draco is in the astronomy tower. off we go!" harry said pointing. "lets go gang." he said but he was all alone... sad

harry ran to the astronomy tower and put his invisibility cloak on. he slowly creeped up the stairs and saw a dragon fairy holding draco. draco was wearing a pink dress and a shiny tiara.

"shut up you. ill drop yee any moment." the dragon fairy said. "oh no what will i ever dooooooo." draco asked. "plz kell me i wanna die." he said again. "nuuuu!" harry said taking off his invisibility cloak.

"what!!!" the dragon fairy said. his name is bob. "bibbity boppity boo biatch." harry said pointing his wand at the dragon fairy. "sweet nibblets." bob the dragon fairy said as he shrunk down and became an action figure.

"heeeellllllpppp" draco said as he fell of the astronomy tower. harry ran and jumped off. he sprouted wings and became a human butterfly and saved draco.

they landed safely on the ground and there was a smol crowd surrounding them. "my hero!" draco said kissing harry. harry kissed back, no homo.

"hey! harry is my boyfriend!" ginny said from behind them. "not anymore honey." dumbledore said. "do you want something for that burn?" professor mcgonagall said. "ooooooohhh" severus said. all three of them had shades on,

"rood." ginny said storming off.

"i love you harry" draco said. "i love you too draco." harry said.

"and im going to have a heart attack." lucius said as he stood behind moldy voldy and looked through the crystal ball that showed all. "ha gaaaaayyyyyy." voldermort said before going to his room and cuddling with nagini.

[i d k what the fuck this was but i hope you guys enjoyed whatever this was]