||dedicated to ArtyG500 ||

Ginny and Harry have been dating for a few months now and everything was going perfectly fine, or was it? Nope!

You see Ginny was cheating on Harry with Luna Lovegood but claimed she loved Harry. Harry didn't know of course because he was an oblivious fuck like always. But every oblivious fuck eventually finds out.

How did Harry find out you ask? Well this is how it went down.

Harry was walking down the corridor, he was leaving detention with Mcgonagall when he heard a strange noise coming from an empty classroom. Harry stopped and looked at the door. He shook his head and decided to walk away when he heard it. "Luna! Stooop!" Said Ginny, followed by giggles and small moans.

Harry blinked before stepping closer to the door. This time it was Luna who spoke. "Ginny I know you quite enjoy this.." Then the room when quite. It wasn't until Ginny let out a loud moan that Harry opened the door.

There stood his girlfriend with her shirt unbuttoned and hair a mess. His good friend Luna was standing, one hand on Ginny's waist and the other on one of Ginny's boobs.

"Harry it's not what it looks like!  I can explain!!" Ginny said as she and Luna jumped apart from Harry bursting through the door. "Yeah right, goodbye." Harry said heading out the door. He was furious, so furious that nobody should get in his way and bother him or else.

So Harry was walking down the corridor when the one and only Draco Malfoy came walking by. Like always Draco decided to make a comment.

"Why so mad Potter? Came to the realization that-" Draco was cut off Harry shoving him against the wall. "Shut the fuck Malfoy." Harry said glaring at the boy. "Or what? You'll go and tell on me?" Draco responded. "I said, shut the fuck up." Harry said.

"Make me bitch." With that Harry punched Draco square in the face. (Is that how you're supposed to say it?) "Is that all you got?" Draco said. Woah was he really testing his luck. Harry was still furious but he let go of Draco. Draco smirked.

"Bloody hell  you're so fucking hot when you're mad." Draco whispered. Draco grabbed Harry by his robes and flipped them over so Harry was the one pinned against the wall. "Do your worse." Harry said not taking notice to Draco's comment. Draco looked at Harry before nodding with a big smirk on his face.

He connected his lips with Harry's, pressing his body close to Harry's body. Harry was startled by Draco's actions but kissed back. Why you ask? Because his girlfriend cheated on him and he wanted someone to kiss him with just as much passion as Draco was doing right now.

Draco moved his hands to Harry's waist and held him like that as they continued. Harry's breathing was heavy as Draco pulled away for a second. "Don't you fucking dare stop." Harry said. Draco bit his lip, Harry being  mad and  cursing like a mad mad turned him on so much. Draco nodded before connecting their lips again.

Draco thought he was taking the lead but Harry flipped them around. He began kissing his jawline, leaving marks before moving on to Draco's  neck.

"Harry Potter! You're cheating on me with Malfoy?!" Ginny said as she reached the corridor Harry and Draco were in. Draco pushed Harry away slightly and looked down. What was he thinking? Harry was dating Ginny, Draco was mean but he wouldn't want to be the reason they broke up.

"Me cheating on you? Excuse me but I was the one that walked in on you and Luna having a make out session that was so close to becoming sex. Don't fucking make me seem like that bad guy. We were over the minute I went out the door, if I wanted  I could've stayed and let you explain yourself but no I didn't. If you needed clarification then here it is, we're over! You and I are not girlfriend and boyfriend anymore. Being with you was what made me realize I'm gay so thank you! Now if you mind we're in the middle of something here." Harry said turning around and grabbing Draco's hand and walked away.

That's how it went down. That's how everyone found out about Ginny's true colors. That's how Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter became the hottest couple at Hogwarts. And that kids is how Potter met your father. Okay it could've been worded differently but whatever

*how i met your mother theme plays*

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