(I wrote this with my cousin, but she doesn't have an account so sorry.)

(They are dating. Pansmione and Blairon are together, too.)

Third Person POV

Pansy, Blaise and Draco were sitting at the Slytherin table. The Golden Trio come over and sit with them. Harry kissed Draco. Then, Ron and Hermione did the same. To Draco. Uh oh.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Harry
"WE LOVE HIM" Hermione
"YEAH" Ron
"OMG" Blaise
"HOW COULD YOU" Pansy
"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING" Draco

Great Hall watches. Whispers r shooketh. McGonagall fall off chair. Professor Slughorn eyes fell out.

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU TWO" Harry
"LET ME LOVE HIM" Ron
"WE CANT CONTROL OUR LOVE" Hermione
"NO HES MINE" Pansy
"BACK OFF MY MANZ" Harry
"I WANT HIM ASWELL" Blaise
"YALL I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" Draco
"YEAH AND IM HIM" Harry
"BUT I SHOULD BE" Blaise
"NO I SHOULD" Ron
"WHAT ABOUT A GIRLFRIEND" Pansy
"IF HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND IT WOULD BE ME" Hermione
"AVADA KEDAVRA" Harry

Ron, Hermione, Pansy, and Blaise all drop dead on floor. Draco gasp. Harry maniacal laughter. Great Hall silent. Aurors on their way.

"JOIN US HARRY" Head Auror
"YES WE WANT THE STRONG BOY" Auror #2
"SURE" Harry
"WAIT" Draco
"WHAT LOVE" Harry
"I WANNA COME TOO" Draco
"OF COURSE" Head Auror

All the living, lived happily ever after. Until Harry died because he ate too much chickie nuggies. Draco died by drowning in chockie milky.

     THE END :)