[ DRAMA CULT ]
group chat with all drama club members

CHENLE
NO DUCKING WAY

CHENLE
AINT NO WAY

JISUNG
what's up lele

MARK
yeah what's so shocking

CHENLE
SOOYUN AND HYUCK ARE DATING

JISUNG
WHAT

JAEMIN
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

JAEMIN
WHATSTSTTST

MARK
DUDE WHAT

JENO
HYUCK HAS A GF????

HAEWON
MY GIRL HAS A MAN???

HAEWON
OMFG

HAEWON
I SHIPPP THEY ARE SO CUTE TGT

YEJOON
I CAME BACK TO HEAR A NEW COUPLE WHATTTTT

YEJOON
they have always been sus tbh

JISUNG
LELE WHERE DID YOU SEE THEM AND HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE DATING

CHENLE
I SAW HYUCK HOLDING SOOYUN WHILE WARNING A GUY THAT HE SHOULD STOP ANNOY HIS GIRLFRIEND

MARK
WHATTHEFUCKDUDE

JAEMIN
OH MY GOODNESS BRO HAS A GF

JENO
OUR BESTIE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP???

RENJUN
HYUCK HAS RIZZ????

RENJUN
thought it was impossible

HYUCK
WOW RUDE RUDEJUN

HYUCK
FIRST AT ALL CALM DOWN YALL

JAEMIN
HOW SHOULD I CALM DOWN WHEN I HAVE HEARD THE NEWS OF YOU BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT LETTING US KNOW

JAEMIN
IM SO HYPED SBDBSBDBS

SOOYUN
help chenle what did you do 😭😭

HYUCK
we are not dating

JAEMIN
???????!?!?!????

MARK
DUDE WHAT YOU ARE NOT????

JISUNG
i'm so confused right now

RENJUN
me too huh

HAEWON
wait what—

CHENLE
HUH????

CHENLE
but i saw you guys being all lovey dovey, holding each other and i heard YOU HYUCK, calling sooyun your girlfriend

JENO
sir we need a statement

JAEMIN
ASAP

HYUCK
sooyun and i are fake dating

SOOYUN
it's true, i asked hyuck to be my pretend boyfriend since there was a guy who tried to hit on me all the time

SOOYUN
due to unlucky timing i had to lie that hyuck is my boyfriend or else that guy would continue bother me

HAEWON
GIRL DROP HIS NAME IMMA CHOP OFF HIS HEAD FOR NOT LEAVING YOU ALONE

SOOYUN
kskdks haewon no need to 😭

SOOYUN
hyuck has handled the situation and threatened him to leave me alone or else he would get into trouble with hyuck

SOOYUN
but thanks haewon ❤️

HAEWON
always got your back girl 💗

CHENLE
oh well i jumped onto conclusions

JISUNG
not surprised 😪

CHENLE
HELLO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

HAEWON
damn so that means that soohyuck is not a real thing?

JENO
sadly not 😞😞

JAEMIN
i got hyped for nothing :(

JAEMIN
i was ready to congratulate you guys </3

HAEWON
SAME

RENJUN
so hyuck has no rizz

HYUCK
SHUT UP YOU DON'T HAVE RIZZ YOURSELF

RENJUN
RUDE SONGDICK

HYUCK
DONT CALL ME LIKE THAT RUDEJUN

RENJUN
SAME GOES FOR YOU

YEJOON
if renjun ever has rizz, then we would need to call him rizzjun

RENJUN
you're so unserious bro 😭

HAEWON
that was so bad, yejoon, so bad

MARK
i actually giggled dude

YEJOON
i can count on you man 💋

MARK
gotchu man 🙌

JISUNG
wait hyuck sooyun one question

SOOYUN
yeah?

HYUCK
what's up bro

JISUNG
h

ow long are you going to pretend to date?

CHENLE
yeah i've been wondering too

CHENLE
especially since hyuck has already warned that guy

HYUCK
i guess we need to act for a bit longer

HYUCK
i have the feeling that the guy is not giving up yet

HYUCK
plus he might feel suspicious about our relationship as sooyun hasn't told him that before and had never seen us together alone

SOOYUN
that's true

SOOYUN
he's the type of person who doesn't give up easily, i mean he still tried to win me over when i was rejecting him indirectly

HAEWON
ewww men

MARK
haewon wrong timing 💀💀

JENO
haewon: ewww men
also her: hangs out with eight men and sooyun

MARK
you did her so dirty 😭

HAEWON
you guys are the only exception of men i like

HAEWON
because most of the time men are either weird, disgusting, annoying or all of that

HYUCK
i, as a guy, have to confirm that ngl, there are many dudes who are like that (unfortunately)

HAEWON
ofc there are cool dudes like you but i have met too many guys who are sadly not like that 💀

MARK
valid tho

HAEWON
particularly when they find out that you are gay, they are soooo overdramatic for no reason

HAEWON
but back to the topic of soohyuck

HAEWON
if you guys need anything, then call us

HAEWON
and sooyun sweetie, if you need help punching someone then hmu 💋💋

HAEWON
my offer of chopping off his head is still there

SOOYUN
i know thanks homowon ❤️

SOOYUN
wait what why did my autocorrection write that...

CHENLE
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

JAEMIN
I'M WHEEZING

RENJUN
GOODBYE

YEJOON
GAHAHAHAH THATS HILARIOUS

MARK
HOMOWON HAHAHAHA

HYUCK
HOMOWON IS SO ACCURATE AHSHSJJS

HAEWON
sooyuns autocorrection didn't lie

HAEWON
homowon my fav nickname 💋

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[ BEAUTY SOOYUN ]
private chat with sooyun

SOOYUN
hii

SOOYUN
i hope you don't mind being my fake boyfriend for a longer time

HYUCK
no that's fine, as long as he continues to bother you i will pretend to be your boyfriend

HYUCK
plus, i can practice acting 🤟

SOOYUN
you're so kind and adorable ❤️

HYUCK
hyuck.exe stopped working
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HYUCK
you are flattering me!!

SOOYUN
that's the least thing i can do

SOOYUN
i will treat you out one day for helping me out, i promise

HYUCK
wow our first date as fake couple, we're getting really good at it

SOOYUN
omg you're so right!

SOOYUN
hehe can't wait for it

HYUCK
i am malfunctioning skdksb
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HYUCK
me too ^^

HYUCK
anyways, i will pick you up after class more often so that that scumbag believes the whole thing

SOOYUN
you really don't have too, hyuck 😭

HYUCK
i insist

HYUCK
as you have said i'm doing it to strengthen the authenticity of our relationship

SOOYUN
you're truly passionate about your role

SOOYUN
btw i hope you don't mind it when i give you pet names like all couples do

HYUCK
i don't mind but do you mind it if i do that too?

SOOYUN
nope, not at all

SOOYUN
to strengthen the authenticity of our relationship 😁

HYUCK
you're passionate about your role too, hmm? ;)

SOOYUN
ofc i can't keep my guard down, i can't hurt my pride!

HYUCK
cute af
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HYUCK
HAHAHA i can relate!!

HYUCK
we have lots things in common

SOOYUN
yes that's true

SOOYUN
like a perfect match in heaven hahahahah

HYUCK
is she joking or flirting with me? oh god, why is she confusing me again?
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HYUCK
we are just better than everyone you could say 😌😌

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[ author's note ]
HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT SOOHYUCK FAKE DATING

anyways it's still new year's eve in my country but i wish you all a happy new year!! <3

may 2024 be a good year for everyone ♡