[ DRAMA CULT ]
group chat with all drama club members

YEJOON
how is detention so far, chenle?

YEJOON
wtf my autocorrection wanted to say jail instead of detention???

YEJOON
a sign to turn off autocorrection 🤞🤞

HYUCK
AHAHAHAHA

HYUCK
i mean detention is kinda jail coded ngl

CHENLE
it's SOOOO boring here

CHENLE
and i have to waste my time at detention for a whole week goddamn

CHENLE
even the teacher who has to supervise us is asleep LMAO

RENJUN
GOODBYEEEE

SOOYUN
oh btw what did your teacher say when they have seen you again after the incident?

CHENLE
she is giving me nasty looks fr

CHENLE
she is acting like i've commited a crime and hurt her family but bruh she's so overdramatic for nothing 🙄🙄

CHENLE
bet she hates me now but you know what

CHENLE
stay mad and pressed miss 😼

HAEWON
EXACTLYYYY

MARK
haters gonna hate 🗣

CHENLE
you know what else is funny

CHENLE
she is my science teacher and she will probably make my life a living hell but jokes on her I'M GOOD AT SCIENCE LOSER

YEJOON
HAHAHHQHQHHQ

SOOYUN
savage & smart king ❗❗

CHENLE
hehe 😌

CHENLE
a good thing is that i can excuse myself from detention

CHENLE
because i'm in drama club and i have to attend the session 😋

HYUCK
LETS GOOOOO

CHENLE
btw halloween is on saturday next week right

SOOYUN
yep! that's right

CHENLE
would you be free on halloween or do you guys have any plans?

CHENLE
i was thinking of hosting a halloween party at my place 😋

CHENLE
AND OFC go for trick or treat as well ❗❗❗ most important thing to do

CHENLE
yall are invited 🙌

CHENLE
just tell me if you guys would be up for it

YEJOON
HELL YEAH IM UP FOR IT

JISUNG
you don't need to ask me lele, i'm in!!

HYUCK
OMG OMH OMD ME

HAEWON
MARCUS AND I JOIN TOO

JAEMIN
JENO AND I TOO

RENJUN
me too, count me in 👍

SOOYUN
same here 😁

CHENLE
OMG THATS GREAT TO HEAR

CHENLE
and we can have a sleepover at my place as well

CHENLE
just tell me if you want to sleep at my place so that i can prepare and plan everything out

HAEWON
yuppp

HAEWON
thanks for inviting us and letting us stay over at your place sweetiepie 💗

CHENLE
no problem i would love to hang out with my friends!!

HYUCK
stop my eyes are sweating right now

CHENLE
NAWWWW

MARK
we have autumn hyuck

HYUCK
yeah and my eyes are SWEATING regardless

MARK
but it ain't hot

HYUCK
...

HYUCK
dude you gotta be serious

MARK
i'm dead serious

MARK
oHHH WAIT YOU MEAN YOU ARE CRYING BUT YOU WORDED IT DIFFERENTLY

HYUCK
exactly

HYUCK
your brain is indeed lagging oh lord

MARK
too true bro

MARK
school has inflicted damages to my brain

RENJUN
btw how about everyone takes some stuff with for the party

RENJUN
for example someone is responsible for the snacks, drinks, games, etc

RENJUN
we should help out our lovely host, it's the least we can do

CHENLE
renjun <333

CHENLE
my lovely chinese homie

CHENLE
@ hyuck my eyes are sweating too

HYUCK
TWINNINGGGG

JAEMIN
renjun thats a great idea!!

RENJUN
hehe thank you

MARK
okay so who gets what?

SOOYUN
i can get the drinks

JAEMIN
claiming sweets

HYUCK
CLAIMING GAMES

HAEWON
I CAN BRING SOME CUPCAKES OVER

JENO
claiming games too

HYUCK
ughhh jen you are such a copycat

JENO
shut up songdick

JENO
you don't own cards against humanity so be humble

HYUCK
SHUSH SILENCE JENO CENA

JISUNG
i'll bring some pillows and blankets!!

RENJUN
i bring some chips over

MARK
me too

YEJOON
gonna get some drinks too if its okay for you sooyun

SOOYUN
sure!

HYUCK
AAAAAA IM SO HYPED FOR HALLOWEEN

CHENLE
ME TOO OMLLLL

JENO
SAME SAME

MARK
ITS GONNA BE SICKKKKK

YEJOON
NOT THAT SICK AGAIN FFS

RENJUN
GET IT TOGETHER

RENJUN
ITS JUST A SLANG ITS NOT THAT DEEP

YEJOON
HELL NO ITS DEEP FOR ME

HYUCK
thats what she said

JAEMIN
HYUCK WE HAVE CHILDREN HERE

HYUCK
HAHAHAHAHA

HYUCK
we are HIGHSCHOOLERS momma nana

JAEMIN
chenji are babies and you should watch your language, young man.

HYUCK
bRO YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN ME???

MARK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAEWON
anyways its hilarious to see how yejoon gets irritated by that slang

YEJOON
says the boomer in the groupchat

HAEWON
fym its mark

MARK
BRUH HAEWON WE ARE BORN IN THE SAME YEAR

HAEWON
SHUT UP MARK SHARK YOU WERE BORN MONTHS BEFORE ME

MARK
it doesn't change the fact that we're around the same age which means that you're old too???

HAEWON
RUDE

MARK
??????

MARK

SOOYUN
goodness the groupchat is so messy 😭😭😭

HAEWON
it always is

SOOYUN
queen spilled facts

HAEWON
ILY SWEETIE

SOOYUN
hehe 😁

YEJOON
biased booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅

HAEWON
bro girls support girls you homophobic ass 🙄

YEJOON
BRUH I AM GAY

HAEWON
my bad you soowonphobic ass 🙄

CHENLE
HAHAHAHAHHA

RENJUN
the halloween party is going to be so chaotic oh my

JENO
fr omg

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[ RENJUGYEONG 🥰 ]
private chat with renjun

YEJOON
RENJUNNNNNN

RENJUN
what's up

YEJOON
HELP ME PLS

RENJUN
don't tell me you're watching yeonjun edits again and simp over him

YEJOON
this time not but will do it afterwards 💋💋

YEJOON
i need your help, seriously

RENJUN
oh hell nah don't tell me...

RENJUN
you got stuck in the toilette again like last time

YEJOON
JSBSKKSS STOP EXPOSING ME

RENJUN
i still wonder how you ended up like that and managed to do that 😭😭

YEJOON
don't question my powers

YEJOON
seriously don't 😭

RENJUN
HAHAHAHAHA

YEJOON
anyways help me decide what i should wear for halloween

RENJUN
i'm scared

YEJOON
may i present you the 💫OPTIONS💫

YEJOON
OPTION 1 : STRIPPER 💋💋

YEJOON
maybe i can even earn money when we go trick or treat 💅

RENJUN
yejoon you DUMBFUCK

YEJOON
WTH WHY ITS ACTUALLY SO SMART

RENJUN
BRO YOU WOULD SCARE THE PEOPLE ON THE STREET

YEJOON
FIRST AT ALL WTF ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY I WOULD BE A HOT STRIPPER

YEJOON
SECOND OF ALL, ISN'T MY COSTUME SUPPOSED TO SCARE PEOPLE??? ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF HALLOWEEN???

RENJUN
its true but

RENJUN
the parents of the kids who go for trick or treat with their children would judge the shit out of you

RENJUN
also, jaemin wouldn't be fond of your idea

RENJUN
he would chop off your head because you might catch a cold with your stripper outfit and it would be inappropriate for the children aka chenle and jisung 💀

RENJUN
momma nana would come and haunt you in your dreams <3

YEJOON
shit true you got a point

RENJUN
i mean stripper yejoon would be hilarious but i don't think it's possible as for now

RENJUN
what other options do you have?

YEJOON
💫 SECOND OPTION: SHREK 💫

RENJUN
HAHAHAHAHA

RENJUN
would be funny too but

RENJUN
coloring yourself all in green is exhausting and time consuming, isn't it?

YEJOON
shit right i forgot about that part

YEJOON
too much work for my lazy ass

RENJUN
other options?

YEJOON
actually no

RENJUN
💀💀

YEJOON
MAAAAAN I HAVE NO IDEAS BRO

RENJUN
you can dress as a furry, it would totally suit you 🥰🥰

YEJOON
STFU IM NOT A FURRY

RENJUN
YOU SENT ME A VIDEO IN WHICH YOU BARKED FOR YEONJUN FYM YOU ARE NOT A FURRY

YEJOON
.....

YEJOON
it's yeonjun okay my man the reason i'm gay 😞

RENJUN
you can't deny your furry agenda

RENJUN
plus, you will soon play as a reindeer aka a furry 🥰🥰

YEJOON
SHUT UPPPPP

RENJUN
nah

YEJOON
.....

YEJOON
omg

RENJUN
oh oh

YEJOON
WAIT A MINUTE

YEJOON
HEAR ME OUT

RENJUN
no

YEJOON
BRUH RUDE

YEJOON
HEAR ME TF OUT

YEJOON
i will go as a furry under one condition

RENJUN
oh no

RENJUN
i'm scared 2.0

YEJOON
you decide what i wear and I will decide what YOU wear

RENJUN
😟

RENJUN
hmmm

YEJOON
COME ON PLSSSS IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN

RENJUN
i'm scared what you have in mind but okay let's go

RENJUN
i have no costume yet anyways

YEJOON
YAYYYYY IM SO HAPPY AND HYPED

YEJOON
it's gonna be fun 😈😈

RENJUN
oh lord what did i agree on

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[ author's note ]
HEHEHEH ITS GONNA BE FUN

tbh i love renjun and yejoon's dynamic, they are so funny and tease each other in a joking way

halloween chapters are going to be iconic 🤞