[ DRAMA CULT ]
group chat with mark, jaemin, jeno, renjun, chenle, jisung, hyuck and haewon

MARK
yoyoyoyo guys would you be up to meet on weekends?

HYUCK
i'm down for it ❗❗

JAEMIN
HELL YEAH

HAEWON
SURE

JISUNG
sounds good!!

RENJUN
count me in

JENO
^ me too

CHENLE
OFC

CHENLE
anyways i'm bored

CHENLE
we have science rn and i'm hella bored

CHENLE
so 🤏  close to leave this classroom

HYUCK
no bc same, that's me in geography class rn

JAEMIN
^ same

JENO
yo same here

RENJUN
me in history class like goddamn, i ain't interested what an apparently important historical old person did on the 12.07.1127 at 5pm in his house made of brick

JISUNG
that's so precise and specific but yes agree

CHENLE
it's the last lesson of the school day, ONE LESSON APART FROM WEEKENDDDD

CHENLE
it feels so close and yet so far away 💔💔💔

RENJUN
chenle turned into a poet real quick

JENO
fr

CHENLE
HA i outdid the poets

CHENLE
kepler who? i only know chenle

JAEMIN
chenle sweetheart kepler isn't a poet...

CHENLE
HE IS

HYUCK
he is ???

HYUCK
wtf wasn't he a scientist or sum

CHENLE
you should have paid attention in classes smh smh

HYUCK
nah this doesn't feel right, there is no way kepler is a mf poet

CHENLE
lemme prove it to ya

CHENLE

JENO
oh crap he's not only a scientist and stuff but is also a poet yo what

HYUCK
holy shit he's fr a poet

CHENLE
SEE I WASN'T LYING

CHENLE
AND I'M IN SCIENCE CLASS RN I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

CHENLE
AND Y'ALL ARE A YEAR ABOVE ME HUH

CHENLE
SMH SMH

HYUCK
BRO I HAVE NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO FRICKIN SCIENCE LIKE WHY SHOULD I

RENJUN
seems legitmate to me

HYUCK
says the one who ACTUALLY pays attention to class

RENJUN
HOW DO YOU KNOW, WE AREN'T EVEN IN THE SAME SCIENCE CLASS????

HYUCK
yangyang

HYUCK
he always tells me how you carry him through all exams and tests

RENJUN
yangyang our homie, liebe ihn

JISUNG
what

RENJUN
it means that i love him

HAEWON
ayo that's kinda gay??

JENO
HAEWONNN YOU'RE ONLINE

HYUCK
AHAHAHAHAH HAEWON APPEARS WHEN WE TALK ABT GAY STUFF

HAEWON
BRUH OFC I NEED THE GAYNESS

CHENLE
LESBIANS FTW

HAEWON
chenle my sweetiepie 💗

HAEWON
BUT FACTS LESBIANS ARE SUPERIOR 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

HAEWON

HYUCK
truth

JENO
you ain't wrong bro

RENJUN
i'm not

HAEWON
you're homo too, renjun

RENJUN
am not

HAEWON
hell yeah you are homo

HAEWON

RENJUN
oh-

HYUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

RENJUN
i mean you're not wrong tho

HAEWON
omfg so that means renjun is gay confirmed ⁉️

RENJUN
HELP 😭😭😭

RENJUN
i'm not probably?

HAEWON
another proof that you are definitely not straight BECAUSE STRAIGHT PPL WOULDN'T HESITATE TO SAY THAT THEY ARE NOT GAY AND YOU DID / hj

RENJUN
shit you're right 😧

RENJUN
STOP GUYS YOU'RE CONFUSING ME

RENJUN
I'M SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON BIOLOGY

CHENLE
WHO THE DUCK PAYS ATTENTION TO BIOLOGY CLASS

HAEWON
mark because homie is confused how women can give birth HAHAHQHQHHQHQH

JAEMIN
HAHAHAHAH WHAT

MARK
NO BUT LIKE ITS SO CONFUSING TO ME??? HOW CAN A GROWN ASS BABY COME OUT????

MARK

CHENLE
ASK YOUR MOM HOW SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU

MARK
HELL NAH SHE WOULD LAUGH AT ME

JENO
tbh i'd laugh my ass off if i were mark's mom

MARK
SEE

JISUNG
uhm

JISUNG

JAEMIN
OKAY LETS STOP THE BIRTH CHIT CHAT BEFORE WE SCARE THE BABY

JAEMIN
WHAT DO YALL WANT TO DO ON WEEKENDS

CHENLE
LETS GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK

JISUNG
LETS GO TO DISNEYLAND

MARK
LETS HAVE A MOVIE NIGHT OR DAY

HYUCK
LETS GO LASERTAG

RENJUN
i'd be up to movie day/night or lasertag

JENO
^ agree

CHENLE
but what about going to an amusement park?? ☹☹

JAEMIN
it's too cold now, we have late fall rn and i don't want any of us to catch a cold

JAEMIN
but we can go there another time, okay?

CHENLE
okay ☹☹

JISUNG
and disneyland?? :'((

JENO
we don't have a disneyland in our country BUT we can watch disney movies together

JISUNG
YAYYY

HAEWON
WE SHOULD ALSO BAKE TOGETHER

HAEWON
but don't let mark bake or cook anything EVER

MARK
HUH WHY????

MARK

HAEWON
DUDE YOU ALMOST BURNED DOWN MY KITCHEN

RENJUN
what did he cook or bake

HAEWON
fried eggs but he took the fried on another level and BURNED 'EM

MARK
come on it wasn't THAT bad

HAEWON
i let my younger brother try it and he had stomach aches for a week

MARK
.....

HYUCK
i am suddenly scared of mark's cooking and baking

RENJUN
same tbh

JENO
case closed. we ain't letting him cook or bake anything

MARK
o u c h

CHENLE
you can add jisung to the list

JISUNG
???

CHENLE
YOU WANTED TO WASH LETTUCE WITH DUCKING SOAP

CHENLE
❗S O A P❗

JAEMIN
JISUNG WHAT

JISUNG
CHENLE TOLD ME TO WASH THE LETTUCE AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

JISUNG
INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR

CHENLE
IT'S COMMON SENSE BRO 😭😭😭

JISUNG
ITS NOT 😭😭😭

MARK
HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAEWON
don't laugh, you ain't any better

HAEWON
you tried to wash carrots with dish soap AND SHAMPOO????

RENJUN
?!?#(+&£+*×,

RENJUN
PLS WHAT

RENJUN
this gotta be satire... right

MARK
HEAR ME OUT

MARK
INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR

MARK
AND WHY NOT

HYUCK
i mean i understand his intrusive thoughts but also no, a big no

HAEWON
omfg and the best thing comes now

MARK
haewon, don't you dare

HAEWON
hehehehehe

RENJUN
tea?? 🍵🍵🍵

CHENLE
SPILL THE TEA HAEWON

JAEMIN
YEAH ITS BOILING ALREADY

HYUCK
YES WE'RE HAVING A TEA PARTY SO GIVE US ALL THE TEA YOU'VE STORED

MARK
HAEWON DONT YOU DARE OR ELSE I WILL HAVE TO SAY YOUR FULL ENGLISH NAME

HAEWON
OH HELL NAH MARCUS

JENO
🍵🍵🍵

JISUNG
marcus HAHAHA

HAEWON
okay imma spill it sorry markie pooh

MARK
DONT YOU DARE, LINDSEY MARY SUE.

HAEWON
STFU WHY DID YOU SPILL MY WHOLE ENGLISH NAME ITS EMBARRASSING

JENO
LINDSEY???

JISUNG
MARY???

RENJUN
SUE???

HYUCK
NO WAYYYY WTF MARY SUE???

RENJUN
NEVER EXPECTED THAT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE MARY SUE AS NAME OH GOD POOR YOU

HYUCK
FR SAME THATS THE WORST EVER I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU HAEWON

HAEWON
....

HAEWON
FUCK YOU MARK

MARK
I WARNED YOU BRUH

HAEWON
UGH FUCK EVERYTHING, MINHYUNG IMMA SPILL THE T E A

JAEMIN
*le gasp*

HYUCK
who tf is minhyung

RENJUN
it's mark's korean name i assume

HAEWON
it is but back to the tea 🍵💘

MARK
i'm about to go offline goodbye

HAEWON
listen up, bitches 😚😚

HAEWON
i once told mark to peel the potatoes and he was confused but said okay and left the kitchen with the potatoes

HAEWON
i didn't question it bc i was busy preparing other stuff until i noticed mark's long absence

HAEWON
i asked him what takes him so long and then he said: "yeah sorry it takes longer than i thought"

HAEWON
two hours to be exact with only two potatoes

HAEWON
i was concerned and went to look after mark

HAEWON
ONLY TO SEE HIM HAVING APPLIED PEEL OFF MASKS ON MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES

JAEMIN
HAHAHAHAHAHHA NO WAY

CHENLE
I CANT WHAT QKWG1HH1QZCWJCSLWU

HYUCK
PLEASE WHAT AHWHQJGSHAGAH

JISUNG
I CACKLED

RENJUN
NO MF WAY THIS GOTTA BE A JOKE

JENO
I'M WHEEZING I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

JAEMIN
HE REALLY TOOK THE PEEL OFF TOO LITERALLY

RENJUN
HAHAHAHAH

RENJUN
but haewon, genuine question

RENJUN
HOW COULD YOU NOT FIND IT SUSPICIOUS WHEN MARK WAS GONE FOR TWO HOURS FOR ❗TWO❗ POTATOES??

HAEWON
I WAS VIBING TO TWICE'S MUSIC WHILE MAKING US (MORE OR LESS) FANCY DINNER

JISUNG
ay yo the references are cool!!

HAEWON
ikr <3

HAEWON
"huh what do you mean? you told me to peel the potatoes, that's what i'm doing right now"

HAEWON
i died when he told me that with a straight serious face

HAEWON
this will never not be funny

HYUCK
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD AND I'M IN CLASS SEND HELP

JAEMIN
SAME SAME

JENO
HOW TO BREATHE

HYUCK
UPDATE: JENO JAEMIN AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS FOR LAUGHING TOO LOUD

RENJUN
OMG I HAVE EVEN HEARD YOU GUYS THROUGH THE WALLS WHEN I WALKED PAST YOUR CLASS WHEN I WENT TO THE RESTROOM

RENJUN
AND I HEARD MR. KIM YELL AND SCOLD AT YOU GUYS
DUDE WAS FURIOUS

JAEMIN
HELP WE WERE THAT LOUD??
HAHAHAHAH

JISUNG
chenle got kicked out too, he's just told me about that

CHENLE
yeah i was rolling on the floor and my physics teacher asked me if i'm okay and i answered with

CHENLE
"are we ever okay?"

CHENLE
then i continued to laugh manically and my teacher sent me out of the classroom

CHENLE
she has also considered to send me to the school's nurse too bc my words must have concerned her 💀😭

HYUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAEWON
HA LOSERS YALL GOT KICKED OUT

MARK
you got kicked out too for disturbing the teacher's lesson

HAEWON
....

HAEWON
thanks for nothing, marcus

MARK
my pleasure, mary <3

HAEWON
FUCK YOU

JAEMIN
LANGUAGE PLEASE

HAEWON
SORRY MY BAD

HAEWON

MARK
O U C H

RENJUN
oh lord this group chat is so messy

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[ author's note ]
hope you liked today's chapter!! <3

i was struggling with inserting pictures because wattpad has deadass removed them for no reason 💀💀

there should be around seven pics in this chapter and i hope you can see them all. if not, then please tell me in the comments 😭

anyways stream super by seventeen and perfume by nct dojaejung thank you 🤭

have a lovely day <33