hyuck has added three new people to the group chat.

[ DRAMA CULT ]
group chat with jeno, jaemin, hyuck, chenle, jisung, renjun, mark and haewon

HYUCK
I WELCOME THE NEW MEMBERS TO THE OFFICIAL DRAMA CLUB GROUP CHAT!!

JAEMIN
WELCOME NEW PEOPLEEE 💖💘💕💗💕💘

JENO
welcome everyone!! ^^

CHENLE
welcomeeeee
and it's drama cult btw

MARK
yo what

HAEWON
HAHAHAHA DRAMA CULT

HAEWON
wait did we accidently join a cult disguised as a club

CHENLE
yeah

JISUNG
WHAT

JISUNG
CHENLE YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS???

CHENLE
I'M JUST JOKING JISUNG

JISUNG
OH

JISUNG
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MANIFESTING???

RENJUN
manifesting??? what are you guys talking about

JENO
okay so long story short

JENO
chenle —> typo —> drama club turned into drama cult —> inside joke —> groupchat name

JENO
manifesting with candle emojis 🕯 —> manifesting that new members will be added to the gc

RENJUN
ohhh okay i get it now

RENJUN
damn you guys really sound like a cult

MARK
AYO YOUR MANIFESTING HAS ACTUALLY WORKED THATS INSANE

HYUCK
IKR ITS SO COOL

JAEMIN
we manifested that two members will come but damn, we became instead THREE new members and i'm not complaining

JAEMIN
the more the merrier 🤞🤞🤞

HAEWON
you guys manifesting be like:

MARK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

HYUCK
real footage of us

CHENLE
tHIS IS SO ACCURATE

HYUCK
funfact: chenle has once written errection instead of correction and then he said that errection mistakes are funny and we were so close to change the gc name to errection cult

JAEMIN
BAHAHAHAHHA I REMEMBER THIS

JENO
FRRR BUT WE DIDNT WANT TO SCARE NEW MEMBERS AWAY

HAEWON
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH IM SHEDDING TEARS THIS IS TOO GOOD

MARK
I AM SCREAMING I CANT

RENJUN
errection mistakes GOODBYE

CHENLE
sTFU SONGDICK WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME

HYUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

JAEMIN
CHENLE NO CURSING

CHENLE
BUT

JAEMIN
no but

CHENLE
fine

CHENLE
BUT ITS MY TIME TO SHINE TO EXPOSE DONGKEYHYUCK

JENO
DONGKEYHYUCK I CANNOT

MARK
THIS IS SO CHAOTIC I LOVE IT

JAEMIN
I'M LOSING MY LUNGS AGAIN

HAEWON
THIS IS SO MESSY IM ABOUT TO FALL FROM THE CHAIR

HAEWON
UPDATE: I FELL FROM THE CHAIR AND IT HURTS AND IT HURTS EVEN MORE BC IM WHEEZINGGG

MARK
ME TOO IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR RN

JISUNG
HELPPPP

HYUCK
CHENLE DONT U DARE TO EXPOSE ME

HYUCK
AND SCREW YOU FOR THIS NICKNAME

CHENLE
YOU EXPOSED ME TOO, TRAITOR

CHENLE
UR FAULT 💗

CHENLE
*sends screenshot*

JAEMIN
HYUCK SAID WHAT

JENO
CAUGHT IN 4K BITCH

RENJUN
"long live chenle, the king we need" bYE IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHA

HYUCK
FUCK YOU CHENLE

CHENLE
<3

HYUCK
WE NEEDED MEMBERS AND CHENLE THREATENED ME WITH NOT JOINING THE CLUB UNLESS I SAY THIS TO HIM

CHENLE
HAHAHAHHAHA THE POWER I HAVE

JISUNG
this blackmail material 😭😭😭

CHENLE
jisung once wanted to go buy pizza instead of visiting you guys in the theatre hall

JISUNG
CHENLE?????

JENO
chenle is EVIL

HYUCK
chenle woke up and chose violence today

RENJUN
we stan a savage king tho

CHENLE
renjun my homie <3

RENJUN
<3

JAEMIN
*GASPS DRAMATICALLY* JISUNG???? YOU DID WHAT??? YOU PRIOTIZED PIZZA OVER US?? 💔💔💔

JENO

HYUCK
i mean he's so real for this

JAEMIN
?????

JISUNG
CHENLE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS 💔

CHENLE
still love you best friend 💋

JISUNG
i feel betrayed and violated 💔

HAEWON
no one is safe from chenle

MARK
fr even dispatch is scared of chenle

CHENLE
hehe 😋😋

JISUNG
omg i found a meme which reminded me of haewon, jeno and mark when they saw each other again after haewon and mark entered the theatre hall

JISUNG

HAEWON
SOVZWCZOWVVSUVUA LITERALLY

JENO
THIS WAS US FR

MARK
HAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE

HAEWON
mark is that one spiderman who shows his ass in the picture

MARK
HAEWON???????!?!?!?!?!?!?

HAEWON
did i lie? your ass is mf thicc wtf

HAEWON
pop off bestie 🙌

HYUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

MARK
thanks...?

RENJUN
anyways when will be our official meetings? you've mentioned something when we ate pizza but i forgot about it

HYUCK
our official club meetings will be on mondays, starting from next week

RENJUN
ohhh okay got it

MARK
you also mentioned something about meetings in private if i'm not mistaken

HYUCK
yesss, we can also use the theatre hall to hang out after school in private under the conditions that we leave school before it locks up and we have to keep the hall clean and tidy

HYUCK
these meetings are not required, you guys don't have to attend these meetings as they are just gatherings as friends and not as club members

HAEWON
YOOOOO THATS SO COOL

HAEWON
let's meet once in private, i need to get to you know you all my younger baby crackheads

RENJUN
younger baby crackheads? 😟

MARK
haewon i'm older than you...

HAEWON
PSSSSST YOU BELONG TO MY BABIES TOO

HYUCK
most of us are taller than you...

HAEWON
SILENCE, DONGKEYHYUCK

JAEMIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHS

HYUCK

the disrespect smh 😔😔

CHENLE
OMG GUYS WE NEED TO MEET AS A FRIEND GROUP

HYUCK
not me sobbing bc we're already at the friends stage nahhh i ain't crying you are

JISUNG
how did you know that i cry

JAEMIN
JISUNG SWEETHEART

JAEMIN
MOMMA NANA IS COMING

JISUNG
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE I LIVE

CHENLE
but i do

CHENLE

JISUNG
DONT LEAK MY ADDRESS CHENLE

HYUCK
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

CHENLE
you're next dongfuck

HYUCK
wha-

JAEMIN
nO CURSING CHENLE

CHENLE
you're next dongduck

JAEMIN
see? that's how easy it is not to curse

HYUCK
JAEMIN???? CHENLE WANTS TO FIND OUT AND LEAK MY ADDRESS?????
AND YOU ARE NOT BOTHERED ABOUT THAT BUT WORRY ABOUT CHENLE'S CURSING?????

JAEMIN
gotta focus on the upbringing of the children

JENO
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

HYUCK

MARK
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT IS THIS PIC

MARK
I CANNOT BRTHES ADN TDPEBW ANMOEWD

JENO
what

HAEWON
= i cannot breathe and type anymore

JISUNG
i—

JAEMIN
how—

JAEMIN
how can you identify his typos

RENJUN
literally, these are random keyboard smashes atp

HAEWON
that happens after spending four years with mark

HAEWON
and i can sense that he is crying tears while rolling on the floor bursting out his lungs

HYUCK
that's such a jaemin thing to do too

JAEMIN
HAHAHAHQHSHS STOP

JENO
and there he goes crying tears while rolling on the floor bursting out his lungs

CHENLE
jaemin and mark are twinning rn 👯‍♀️

HYUCK
AHAHAHAHAHA

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[ author's note ]
i miss the dreamies :(
it's been a month since i have seen them irl </3

oh and i have also realised that this story is going to have a looot of chapters (which i haven't planned first actually).

let's see how the story develops, stay tuned dear readers 😋