[ SONGDICK <33 ]
group chat with jeno, jaemin and hyuck

JAEMIN
GUYS I NEED UPDATES FROM YOU

JAEMIN
HOW DID IT GO

JENO
who should start first?

HYUCK
ladies first

JENO

JENO
ok i'm waiting little princess hyuckie

HYUCK
YOU JUST DIDNT PULL THIS

HYUCK
MY DARK PAST DONT REMIND ME

HYUCK
I HATE YOU TRAITOR

JAEMIN
HAHAHAHA I CANT

JAEMIN
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS MAKING ME LAUGH WHEN I'M IN CLASS

JAEMIN
I NEED TO STAY SERIOUS

JAEMIN
GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS

HYUCK
😐😐

HYUCK
😐yeah😐very😐funny😐

JAEMIN
you laughed when i broke my arm.

JAEMIN
SO DONT ACT ALL INNOCENT

HYUCK
HAHAHAHAHHS

HYUCK
okay fair enough

HYUCK
anw jeno, you should start first because i want to save my story for later

JENO
okay if you insist, our princess 💓

HYUCK
oh shut up old hag

HYUCK
now tell your story or jaemin might die from laughing in class

JAEMIN
yeah 💔💔

JENO
okay so it was actually good, i talked to some people and handed out the majority of the flyers

HYUCK
same here

JAEMIN
yes same

JAEMIN
were there any people in particular who you think were actually interested?

JENO
yes there were some

JENO
two seniors (one guy, one girly) and they were nice to me and actually seemed to be interested

JENO
but they told me that they don't know if they can join because senior year is hella exhausting ykyk

HYUCK
this makes sense

JENO
oh and i remember that the guy had an accent, i think he might be canadian

JAEMIN
YOOOO COOL

HYUCK
TRUE

JENO
and the girly complimented my outfit, she was really kind to me and she was cool

HYUCK
👀

JENO
not the omg-she's-so-hot-and-cool-i-think-i-have-a-crush-on-her

JENO
she's more like bro, not crush, more like homie, dude, bestie

JAEMIN
well explained jeno

HYUCK
10/10
your explaination was well done, you spoke freely and used excellent vocabulary

JAEMIN
agree 💯

JENO
damn you guys got me blushing and shiii

JAEMIN
wbu hyuck? how was it for you?

HYUCK
it was good but at some point i got desperate and wished that someone would come and tell me that they are interested in the club

HYUCK
and BOOM, it actually happened

JAEMIN
YOOO NO WAY

JENO
AY-YO???

JENO
YOU MANIFESTED IT

JAEMIN
AND JINXED IT

HYUCK
IKR I WAS SURPRISED TOO

HYUCK
she was such an angel and so mesmerizing wtf

HYUCK
bros she was so damn beautiful, i was ✨schockverliebt✨

JAEMIN
what is schockverliebt

JAEMIN
jeno can you translate that

JENO
sorry no idk what that means

HYUCK
if you are schockverliebt, it means that you instantly "crush" on someone when you meet someone for the first time without knowing anything about the person

JAEMIN
basically love at the first sight?

JENO
basically crushing on strangers?

HYUCK
yeah, you could put it like that

JENO
has your friend yangyang taught you that? it's definitely not english

HYUCK
yes <3

JAEMIN
no wonder we didn't know

JAEMIN
yangyang seems fun and cool but when he teaches you german words ❌❌❌

JENO
you're hanging out with him too much

HYUCK
HUH WHATS WRONG WITH THAT

JENO
you have called us a stinktier for two weeks which is not very nice of you

JAEMIN
i always forget what that means

JENO
skunk

JAEMIN
oh yeah right i remember

JAEMIN
you made us say that we are skunks and lied to us that it means that we're cool 👎👎

HYUCK
HAHAHAHAH IT WAS SO FUNNY HOW YOU GUYS ALWAYS SCREAMED PROUDLY THAT YOU'RE A SKUNK FOR A WHOLE ASS WEEK AND YANGYANG AND I DIED 127 TIMES BC OF THAT

HYUCK
THE LOOKS YOU GUYS RECEIVED FROM PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTOOD GERMAN WAS HILARIOUS

JAEMIN
THAT WAS EVIL OF YOU

HYUCK
ITS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOUR DAILY BULLYING 😭💔☠‼👺👹🥶🥀⛓

JAEMIN
did he break?

HYUCK
😭💔☠‼👺👹?@;@£+:×;

JENO
he did, he's broken 💔😔

HYUCK
s(he) be(lie)ved 💔🥀⛓

JAEMIB
sbeved 😭😭💔💔💔

JENO
anyways continue hyuck

HYUCK
oh yeah i almost got into a fight because someome bumped into me

JAEMIN
YOU DID WHAT

JAEMIN
BRO IT'S JUST BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE THIS SCHOOL YEAR HAS JUST STARTED AND YOU'RE ALREADY FIGHTING SOMEONE ?!*#*+;@;+:"×,+?!??

HYUCK
ALMOST!!!!!

HYUCK
his books fell on my feet AND the flyers flew around which was a pain in the ass for cleaning up

HYUCK
he didn't even apologize or helped me at all 🙄

JENO
(the boy he crashed into fell on the floor btw)

JAEMIN
NOOOO POOR HIM

HYUCK
EXCUSE ME WHAT ABOUT ME???

JAEMIN
oh yeah poor you too hyuckie

HYUCK
you guys are supposed to take my side 🙁

JENO
i've seperated them from killing each other btw

JENO
but wtf their glares were so intense and strong (lowkey the tension too)

HYUCK
????!?!?!?!(+(???

HYUCK
i mean yeah i'm 💅 BUT THIS BRO WAS NOT IT

HYUCK
H

E DROVE ME CRAZY

JAEMIN
👀

JENO
that sounds kinda gay ngl

HYUCK
stfu jenope

HYUCK
that's it from my side, let's listen to jaemin's story

JAEMIN
okay so it went good as well, talked to people and gave them the flyers - the usual - but not all people were interested obviously

JAEMIN
however, i approached one boy who seemed to be a cute fit in our club and we talked for a bit and he thinks about joining us (not 100% certain)

JENO
👀

HYUCK
now THAT sounds mf gay

JAEMIN
how does this sound gay

HYUCK
YOU SAID HE WOULD BE A ❗CUTE❗ FIT FOR THE CLUB

JENO
don't interrupt him princess

HYUCK
homophobic 🖕🖕

JENO
I'M NOT EVEN STRAIGHT

HYUCK
HYUCKPHOBIC THEN 🙄

JENO
😭😭

JAEMIN
... anyways

JAEMIN
later, another boy approached me first and we talked too and he said he would be interested into joining but isn't sure yet

JAEMIN
however, something about him felt... different?

HYUCK
no omg i had this feeling with the girl as well

JAEMIN
but it was a strange feeling, idk whether its good or bad

JAEMIN
or if that's the result of eating a sandwich for breakfast

HYUCK
i think the third option might be right

JENO
well, maybe you feel like that in the beginning and that might be just the first impression

JENO
i mean your feelings are uncertain so take your time to figure out what your feelings are trying to hint

JENO
if he actually joins our club, we'll keep him in observation and

JENO
at the end, you can't judge a book by its cover so be patient and wait until we find out more about him

JENO
if you find any suspicious movements of him, then don't hesitate to tell us

HYUCK
YEAH!!

JAEMIN
yes true true

JENO
does this make you feel any better, jaem?

JAEMIN
yes it does, thanks for that :(

JENO
no problem!!

HYUCK
yup, i agree! we'll keep an eye on him

HYUCK
OMFG WAIT A MINUTE

HYUCK
HOLD THE FUCK UP

HYUCK
THE FEELING

JENO
...?

HYUCK
I HAVE CONNECTED THE DOTS

HYUCK
these boys might be your gay awakening

JAEMIN
?????

HYUCK
just saying bro just saying

HYUCK
everything is possible ❗❗

JAEMIN
they were just kind and nice

HYUCK
thats how all gay crisis start

HYUCK
my queer radar tells me that something is fishy

JAEMIN
?!?@?!??????

JENO
HELP???

HYUCK
WE WILL SEE

HYUCK
oh and if you really need to take a dump, then do it. would be good for you and your body <3

JAEMIN
😭😭

JAEMIN
i can't with you 😭

JENO
nah same 😭💀

HYUCK
wow i feel the love here, lyt guys <3

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[ author's note ]
HI HI HOW ARE YALL? <3

dude i'm in LOVE with txt's new album, stream sugar rush ride and the whole album tempation !!

AND STREAM AY-YO TOO ❗❗
IT'S SO GOOD AND THE NEW B-SIDE TRACKS MWAH

anyways, what do you think about jaemin's encounters with these boys? are these boys really his gay awakening or is the sandwich he ate in the morning messing with him?

UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER
BYE BYE AND TAKE CARE YALL
<3

edit: please tell me if you can see the picture of hyuck dressed as a girl 😭😭

it's so annoying how some pictures are ramdomly removed for no reason like damn okay wattpad 😧🤨

+ i hate it when some of the texts are moved to the wrong side if you get what i mean. like STAY ON YOUR SIDE PLS 😭 (just ignore them when these kind of things occur in the further chapters again)

thanks for listening to my ted talk 👍