[ THAT DUDE FROM DRAMA CLUB ]
private chat with hyuck

CHENLE
hi

CHENLE
i'm chenle and you must be dongfuck from drama club

CHENLE
songdick*

CHENLE
WTF I MEANT DONGDUCK**

CHENLE
DONGHYUCK***

CHENLE
ffs i hate my autocorrection

CHENLE
i'm sorry btw 😭😭

CHENLE
me rn

CHENLE
uhm well i wanted to ask you if my friend and i could have a look in the drama club because we would be interested in what you do in the drama club and that stuff

HYUCK
LMFAO HELPPP

HYUCK
hello btw 😭

HYUCK
but yeah sure! you guys can visit us tomorrow in lunch break in theatre hall :)

CHENLE
thanks a lot!!

CHENLE
and sorry for the inconvenience my autocorrection has caused, i swear i didn't do it on purpose 😭

HYUCK
thats fine HAHAHA

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[ JENO'S THICC BICEPS ]
group chat with jeno, jaemin and hyuck

HYUCK
GUYS GUYS GUYS

HYUCK
I GOT SOME NEWS

HYUCK
G U Y S

HYUCK
👹GUYS👹

HYUCK

HYUCK
why isn't anyone online ☹

HYUCK
i'm manifesting that you guys come NOW

HYUCK
🕯🕯🕯

JAEMIN
why are you spamming the whole time, i'm in class rn

JAEMIN

JAEMIN
#badlightning #lightningmademyhairdirty #justiceformypinkhair

JENO
fr i still have history class and i almost got caught by my teacher for your sake

JENO
you better have imporant, urgent news

HYUCK
omg my manifesting has actually worked
(and i appreciate that guys btw)

HYUCK
BUT ANYWAYS

HYUCK
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

JENO
you asked your crush out??

HYUCK
sorry no, i haven't met beyoncé yet ☹☹
(kevin's fault that i love her)

JAEMIN
you actually passed maths exam??

HYUCK
oh wow that was a personal attack

JAEMIN
YOU TOLD US TO GUESS AND I WAS TRYING TO DO SO AND ISN'T IT GOOD IF YOU PASS MATHS EXAM???

HYUCK
BUT THAT WASNT WHAT I WAS REFERING TO

HYUCK

HYUCK
so regarding the drama club, we might have people who are interested in our club

JENO
YO WHAT

JENO

JAEMIN
SERIOUSLY????

JAEMIN
OMG

JAEMIN

JENO
YOUR POSTER ACTUALLY MADE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN OUR CLUB

JAEMIN
IM SO SHOCKED

HYUCK
I TOLD YOU MY FLYER WOULD BE PERFECT

HYUCK
idk if you guys love to tease me and act so surprised on purpose as if my flyer has shooed people away or if you guys are actually happy about the news </3

JAEMIN
both is right

JENO
yeah <3

HYUCK

HYUCK
i hate yall

HYUCK

JAEMIN
tell them i said hi

JENO

HYUCK

HYUCK
anyways they wanted to have a look in the club to see how it works in the club and what we are actually doing

HYUCK
so i offered them so visit us tomorrow in lunch break in theatre hall

HYUCK
i have high hopes so don't ruin it for me guys 👹👹

JAEMIN
if someone ruins it, then it would be YOU

JENO
truth

HYUCK
EXCUSE YOU

HYUCK
why me?? i did nothing wrong

JAEMIN
remember when the freshman girl wanted to join our club and she visited us last year?

JAEMIN
YOU SCARED HER AND WE LOST A POTENTIAL MEMBER 💔💔

HYUCK
I DIDNT??

JENO
you did. you told her about the incident with the stage. you know, the story with the old, unstable stage before the renovation of the theatre hall. when we practiced, jaemin fell down off the stage and broke his arm

JENO
and the girl was hella scared and never wanted to go on stage ever since the story, i bet she's traumatised now 😭

JAEMIN
not to mention, she is giving us terrified looks when she passes by us or the hall

JAEMIN
it was totally unnecassary of you like why did you tell her about that??

HYUCK
...

HYUCK
yeah i'm sorry i just got reminded of this story when i saw the stage and thought it would be funny for her to hear that 😭😭

JAEMIN
it wasn't funny for me tho, I HAD A BROKEN ARM AND THAT WASN'T A VERY PLEASING EXPERIENCE

HYUCK
HELPAPDPS

JAEMIN
i'm so done with you 😭

JENO
oh lord i felt second-hand embarrassment because of you, i wanted to vanish from earth when you told her about the incident

JAEMIN
same same

HYUCK
okay i wont mess up this time

HYUCK
plus, the potential club member who texted me was quite sympathic

HYUCK
except that their autocorrection made my name dirty

JENO
SPILL

HYUCK
it started with dongfuck, then songdick, and then dongduck

JAEMIN
IM SCREAMING MY LUNGS OUT THIS IS TOO FUNNY

JAEMIN

HYUCK

jeno has changed the groupchat name from "jeno's thicc biceps" to "songdick <33"

HYUCK
BITCH

HYUCK
YOU TRAITOR

JENO
HAHAHAHAHHA

HYUCK

JAEMIN
FUCK I CAN'T LAUGH, I'M IN CLASS FUCKKWBDK

JENO
IM TEARING UP THE NAMES ARE TOO GOOD I LOVE THIS DUDE WHATS HIS NAME

HYUCK
chenle

JAEMIN
long live chenle

JENO
i believe in chenle supremacy

HYUCK
i hate you all

JAEMIN
we love you too, dongfuck ❤

JENO
you remain in our hearts, songdick <3

HYUCK
you guys are the worst

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[ author's note ]
WELCOME TO DRAMA CLUB <3

i haven't published anything for two years sooo i'm quite nervous 🏃‍♀️
i hope y'all like it so far!!

thanks for reading and have a great day/evening yall <3