Chapter 17: Vegeta vs Zarbon round 2

A/N: after vegeta took Frieza's dragon balls, she goes after the dragon ball that Krillin had gotten from guru. She eventually ran into Zarbon again to finish the score. 

After a few hours, Vegeta emerged from underwater and gasped for breath. 

Vegeta: All right. They should be here somewhere. Aha! They're here! They're all here! Perfect. Now I have six, counting the one I have hidden near the village. All I have to do now is stay under the radar and not fly around like a jackass saying... 

She saw krillin flying while holding a DragonBall.

  Krillin: I've got a DragonBall! 

You all flew past Vegeta's location without even noticing her. 

Vegeta: I was gonna say "Come and get me, Frieza," but that works too! 

She started to purse you all. 

(With Zarbon).

Zarbon: This is useless! I'm never going to find him like this! I might as well hide under a rock. Maybe Lord Frieza won't find me if I just lay low and don't fly around like a jackass saying... 

He saw vegeta flying after you and the others. 

Vegeta: Come to mama, you bald bastard! 

Zarbon: I was going to say "Come and get me, Frieza," but that works too! 

He started to pursue vegeta.

(With Bulma)

She reading a magazine before you landed in front of her. She stumbled and fell on her back. 

Bulma: SON OF A BITCH! 

Krilin: Huh. I thought you'd be back in the cave. 

Bulma: Well, I would if I didn't keep finding puddles of.... 

Logan: Yeah, yeah, we know, in the cave, get over it. Besides, we brought a DragonBall. 

Bulma: Oh, wow. They're much bigger than the ones on Earth. 

Krillin: Yeah, Gohan and I were pretty surprised too when... we... 

He then noticed Gohan was missing. 

Krillin: Wait, where is Gohan? 

Bulma: Oh, he took the Dragon Radar. We found a DragonBall that was all on its own. 

Krillin: Wait, what? 

(With Gohan)

  Gohan flying was in the air and holding a DragonBall. 

Gohan: I've got a DragonBall! 

(Back to you)

Krillin: You let Gohan go out on his own? 

Bulma: Yeah... What's the big deal? 

Krillin: Do you have any idea what Chi-Chi will do to me if he gets hurt? I like my penis where it is, thank you. 

(Y/N):"sighs" I'll go get him. 

You flew off to go find Gohan. 

Bulma: I still don't see how this is my problem. 

Krillin: Uh... Oh, we'll just have to wait for him here, then. At least we have a DragonBall! 

Vegeta landed on the area where they were after finally catching up to you all. 

Vegeta: Hi there. I'm taking your DragonBall. 

Krillin: Uh... Care to trade for one of yours? 

Vegeta: How 'bout NO. 

Krillin: You drive a hard bargain... 

Zarbon then appeared in the area. 

Zarbon: Who drives it hard now? Hmm. 

Vegeta: Oh, I thought I smelled body glitter... 

Zarbon turned to Krillin. 

Zarbon: You, the short one over there. Give me the DragonBall. 

Krillin: Um... 

Vegeta: Not so fast, he's handing the ball over to me! Right, baldy? 

Krillin: Uh... Bulma? A little help here? 

Bulma started talking about Zarbon.
Bulma: Oh, my God, he's so hot! I just wanna grab him and... 

Vegeta: ...one time you've defeated me, Zarbon. And that's one time too many! 

Zarbon: Nothing's changed, Vegeta. The last time we fought you were barely alive when I retrieved your body. 

Vegeta: That... reminds me... Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious? 

Zarbon: Did... Did I what? 

Vegeta: Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious? 

Zarbon: What?! No! God, no! 

Vegeta: Oh, thank God! I j...  Wait, what do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you? 

Zarbon: All right, Vegeta, I'm going to be totally honest with you. This is sounding really weird. 

Vegeta: What, I... What are you... 

Zarbon: Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

Vegeta: Just... Just transform, damn you. 

BULMA: We're going to have a penthouse suite... 

Zarbon started to transform.

Bulma: ...and he'll drive a Corvette, and we'll make love every single... 

Zarbon fully transformed

Bulma: KILL IT WITH FIRE! 

Zarbon: You've made a huge mistake, Vegeta! Now prepare to die! 

Zarbon charged at Vegeta, however, the saiyan princess responded by punching a hole into his stomach and made him groan in pain. 

Vegeta: What was that? I couldn't hear you over that hole I made in your stomach! 

Zarbon: But... Vegeta, please... Just give me a chance... We could work together... 

Vegeta: Yeah, yeah, I've heard that bit already. Now let me put this in a way you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides. 

Zarbon: What... the... 

Vegeta: No homo. 

Vegeta blasted a hole through Zarbon's stomach, sending the alien flying and falling into a watery grave. 

Vegeta: Freaky Alien Genotype... 

A/N: fatality. (And don't worry not everything is going to be tfs in this).

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