Chapter 17: Vegeta vs Zarbon round 2
A/N: after vegeta took Frieza's dragon balls, she goes after the dragon ball that Krillin had gotten from guru. She eventually ran into Zarbon again to finish the score.
After a few hours, Vegeta emerged from underwater and gasped for breath.
Vegeta: All right. They should be here somewhere. Aha! They're here! They're all here! Perfect. Now I have six, counting the one I have hidden near the village. All I have to do now is stay under the radar and not fly around like a jackass saying...
She saw krillin flying while holding a DragonBall.
Krillin: I've got a DragonBall!
You all flew past Vegeta's location without even noticing her.
Vegeta: I was gonna say "Come and get me, Frieza," but that works too!
She started to purse you all.
(With Zarbon).
Zarbon: This is useless! I'm never going to find him like this! I might as well hide under a rock. Maybe Lord Frieza won't find me if I just lay low and don't fly around like a jackass saying...
He saw vegeta flying after you and the others.
Vegeta: Come to mama, you bald bastard!
Zarbon: I was going to say "Come and get me, Frieza," but that works too!
He started to pursue vegeta.
(With Bulma)
She reading a magazine before you landed in front of her. She stumbled and fell on her back.
Bulma: SON OF A BITCH!
Krilin: Huh. I thought you'd be back in the cave.
Bulma: Well, I would if I didn't keep finding puddles of....
Logan: Yeah, yeah, we know, in the cave, get over it. Besides, we brought a DragonBall.
Bulma: Oh, wow. They're much bigger than the ones on Earth.
Krillin: Yeah, Gohan and I were pretty surprised too when... we...
He then noticed Gohan was missing.
Krillin: Wait, where is Gohan?
Bulma: Oh, he took the Dragon Radar. We found a DragonBall that was all on its own.
Krillin: Wait, what?
(With Gohan)
Gohan flying was in the air and holding a DragonBall.
Gohan: I've got a DragonBall!
(Back to you)
Krillin: You let Gohan go out on his own?
Bulma: Yeah... What's the big deal?
Krillin: Do you have any idea what Chi-Chi will do to me if he gets hurt? I like my penis where it is, thank you.
(Y/N):"sighs" I'll go get him.
You flew off to go find Gohan.
Bulma: I still don't see how this is my problem.
Krillin: Uh... Oh, we'll just have to wait for him here, then. At least we have a DragonBall!
Vegeta landed on the area where they were after finally catching up to you all.
Vegeta: Hi there. I'm taking your DragonBall.
Krillin: Uh... Care to trade for one of yours?
Vegeta: How 'bout NO.
Krillin: You drive a hard bargain...
Zarbon then appeared in the area.
Zarbon: Who drives it hard now? Hmm.
Vegeta: Oh, I thought I smelled body glitter...
Zarbon turned to Krillin.
Zarbon: You, the short one over there. Give me the DragonBall.
Krillin: Um...
Vegeta: Not so fast, he's handing the ball over to me! Right, baldy?
Krillin: Uh... Bulma? A little help here?
Bulma started talking about Zarbon.
Bulma: Oh, my God, he's so hot! I just wanna grab him and...
Vegeta: ...one time you've defeated me, Zarbon. And that's one time too many!
Zarbon: Nothing's changed, Vegeta. The last time we fought you were barely alive when I retrieved your body.
Vegeta: That... reminds me... Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Zarbon: Did... Did I what?
Vegeta: Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Zarbon: What?! No! God, no!
Vegeta: Oh, thank God! I j... Wait, what do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you?
Zarbon: All right, Vegeta, I'm going to be totally honest with you. This is sounding really weird.
Vegeta: What, I... What are you...
Zarbon: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Vegeta: Just... Just transform, damn you.
BULMA: We're going to have a penthouse suite...
Zarbon started to transform.
Bulma: ...and he'll drive a Corvette, and we'll make love every single...
Zarbon fully transformed
Bulma: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Zarbon: You've made a huge mistake, Vegeta! Now prepare to die!
Zarbon charged at Vegeta, however, the saiyan princess responded by punching a hole into his stomach and made him groan in pain.
Vegeta: What was that? I couldn't hear you over that hole I made in your stomach!
Zarbon: But... Vegeta, please... Just give me a chance... We could work together...
Vegeta: Yeah, yeah, I've heard that bit already. Now let me put this in a way you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Zarbon: What... the...
Vegeta: No homo.
Vegeta blasted a hole through Zarbon's stomach, sending the alien flying and falling into a watery grave.
Vegeta: Freaky Alien Genotype...
A/N: fatality. (And don't worry not everything is going to be tfs in this).
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