Chapter 16: Vegeta takes Frieza's balls
A/N: after Zarbon got vegeta to Frieza's ship to heal her so she can tell frieza the location of the dragon ball but vegeta escaped and took the ones Frieza had.
Zarbon: Lady Frieza, the dirty deed has been done.
Frieza: Ah, very good. It's nice to see there's still somebody I can rely on.
Zarbon: Oh, she barely put up a fight after I transformed. Now that she's dead we have very little left to worry about.
Frieza: .........Zarbon, about an hour ago, a scout informed me that an entire village was completely destroyed. Do you possibly know who could have done that?
Zarbon: Ve...Vegeta.
Frieza: Aaaand, unlike all the other villages we visited so far, there was no Dragon Ball there. Do you know who could have possibly taken it?
Zarbon: Vegeta.
Frieza: Veeeery good! Now, use your brain for this one, Zarbon. If somebody were to know where that DragonBall was, who would it be?
Zarbon: Vegeta...
Frieza: Vegeta, yes. And you said you... killed her?
Zarbon: Wait, sir! It is possible I just left her unconscious!
Frieza: Oh, good. And where did you leave her?
Zarbon: ...At the bottom of a lake... Frieza: ...Minion 43, would you come in here for a second? I need an example.
Namole: Private Namole reporting. An example of what, Lord Friez.... AAAAAAAHHHAAAH!
He was blown into atoms by frieza.
Frieza: You see that, Zarbon? That's you if Vegeta is not in front of me in the next ten minutes.
Zarbon: Uh...uuuhhh...!
Frieza: Bye!
Zarbon flew out of Freeza's ship to find Vegeta.
Zarbon: AAAAAAAHHHH! After a long time of looking, he finally found vegeta who was still passed out but talking in her sleep. She was having a naughty dream.
(Take a wild guess on who she's having it with).
Vegeta: g....get off me you damn reptile......
Zarbon: Oh, how cute, he's having a little dream.
Vegeta twitched her left foot.
Vegeta: Hine! Hine! Hine! Hine! Hine!
Zarbon: Now let's get you back to Lord Frieza. I need to... probe you for information.
Zarbon started flying while dragging Vegeta.
Vegeta: don't touch me there.........
(TimeSkip)
Zarbon got vegeta back to Frieza's ship and had placed in a healing tank. She was being watched by one of the soldiers named Appule. Zarbon then entered the room.
Zarbon: Report!
Appule: Ah... I just... I'm just checking... her vitals.
Zarbon: Is she going to make it?
Appule: Well, it's a good thing you got her to me when you did. Even a little later and we might not have been able to save her.
Zarbon: Why isn't she naked?
Appule: Luckily, we... What?
Zarbon: In the healing tank, I always thought you needed to be nude.
Appule: Wha-- Why would you think that?
Zarbon: You know, to... absorb all the healing juices.
Appule gave Zarbon a blank stare.
Zarbon: Well, looks like you have everything under control here!
He quickly took his leave.
Appule: Freaks me the f**k out...
Appule: You know, Vegeta, I got to admit, it was pretty impressive how you went all manhunter on us. But now, you're all ours. And I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glue sti...
Vegeta awoken and the healing tank starts to light up with energy.
Appule Here I come Eachpe!
(Meanwhile)
Frieza was speaking to Captain Ginyu in the Space Skype.
Frieza: And I want you here in twenty-four hours, understood? And make sure to bring the up-to-date scouters.
Captain Ginyu: Understood, Lady Frieza.
Zarbon: Lady Frieza, I really need to use the Space Skype.
Frieza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
Frieza: Well, I...Ginyu, I'll call you back............Come again?
Zarbon: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up, and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make reservations early.
Frieza: Oh... and all this time I could've sworn you were... never mind.
Zarbon: What? You thought I was single?
Frieza: Well, no, I just... I thought you were into... you know, it really doesn't matter.
Zarbon: Well it matters to me, because, frankly it sounds like you thought I was....
A frieza soldier called oran runs in.
Oran: Lady Frieza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing...
he got blasted by Frieza.
Oran: ...TAAAAANK!
Frieza: Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.
Zarbon: ...Did he say something about Vegeta?
Frieza: What?
An explosion occurred.
Frieza: Zarbon... Who did you leave guarding her?
They went the wrecked lab that vegeta was in.
Frieza: Appule?! You left Appule here?!
Zarbon: Well I thought he could handle it!
Frieza: Appule couldn't handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, much less Vegeta! Oh, where's the damn phone, I need to make another call.
Zarbon: Yes, sir! I'll go look for Vegeta, she won't get far!
flew out of the ship and searched for Vegeta but he was unaware that she was still there.
Vegeta:😈
It didn't take vegeta long to find the Dragon balls and start blowing up more parts of the ship.
(With the Ginyu force)
Frieza: "through speaker" Ginyu, hurry up; double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one!
Zarbon: "through speaker" Lady Frieza, Vegeta's really giving us a pounding!
Frieza: "through speaker" I'm coming, Zarbon! Quick, grab my balls!
She turned off speaker and then The Ginyu Force started laughing hysterically.
(Back to namek)
Vegeta blasted a hole through the window of Frieza's throne room and started tossing all of the DragonBalls out of the ship while singing.
Vegeta: ♪I've got a lovely bunch of DragonBalls, do-do-do-do-do♪ ♪Here they are, all sitting in a bunch, doo-doo-doo♪ ♪One star, two star♪ ♪All as big as my head!♪ ♪Give them a toss♪ ♪A planet across♪ ♪That's how Vegeta wins, bye-bye!♪
Shs leaped out of Frieza's ship and went into the water.
Vegeta: I'm out bitches.
She dived in there.
A/N: oh that vegeta.
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