Chapter 4
Shizukas pov.

"Im here and I swear to god if you people don't stop staring at me through that stupid ass globe I will personally smash it to smithereens." I glared right into the invisible orb. Then I scanned the room to find Naruto squatting in front mister emo, and god I already knew what was about to happen. I decided to let it since there was nothing to be done , but since i guessed iruka was watching us all from the globe anyway, why not give them a show.

I preformed the transportation jutsu, then poof, I appeared in shimmers of glitter behind the hokage. "Sup lord third. May I?" The group of people looked at me in a mix of both horror and shock as I took that as a sure. My hand went to the crystal ball and scrolled to where Naruto and mister emo was, then pointed at them. "Now this is a once in a lifetime view, I suggest you watch this." The group focused entirely at the orb, then BAM, kissy kissy went whiskers and ducky.

The hokage sighed as he did something to switch off the globe, then placed a hand in front of me like an introduction. "Everyone, this is Shizuka Ryuu. The last of the ryuu clan, the one that bears five-" I coughed "eight dragons." He corrected himself.

"Sup." I looked at the faces, "oh hey Kakashi." My head nodded as a sign of acknowledgment. "Welp, I should go now before iruka realizes I wasn't in class for the first fifteen minutes-" my hand clamped over my mouth as iruka glared at me from the side. "OOPS. That wasn't supposed to slip out. Oh well. WISH ME LUCK OLD MAN SEE YA!!" I sprinted full speed at the window then crashed through while my arms were locked in an X shape so my head won't get injured. "ILL FIX THAT LATER" I yelled from the bottom then continued to run to the academy while fixing the glass with my telepathy and my ability to mend stuff together.

After a while of sprinting my legs got bored of racing with each other so I just popped into class, literally. Like, not even a poof. I popped into class startling everyone around me. "Oh I'm sorry. Did I scare you darlings?" I gave them a closed eye smile while they shrieked.

Iruka came in at the perfect moment, silencing everyone as I took that moment when everyone had their back to me to roll my eyes and slam my head on my desk. I look to my left and realize I popped myself right next to the great and almighty mister emo. Then to my right was whiskers. Oh god. I twisted my neck to face the Nara then mouthed the words HELP ME with wide and frantic eyes. He silently chuckled while I silently planned his doom in my mind.

"Alright class. So now I'll put you into your Genin teams. Team one..."

"Team two..."

"Team three..."

"Team four..."

"Team five..."

"Team six..."

"Team seven, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno," I glance at whiskers from the corner of my eye to find him cheering his ass off while Sakura mentally died inside (in the bad way.). "Sasuke uchiha," now the cat is in a hissy fit, the cherry blossom is blossoming, and the duck ass? Being a ducks ass. "And because of a special request from lord third, Shizuka ryuu." And now the kitty cat has received a ball of yarn, the cherry blossom is fully bloomed, and the ducks ass? Still being a ducks ass. Except the fact that some of the feathers are twitching.

"Ah great. I get a cat, a cherry blossom, and a ducks ass." I muttered under my breath but clearly not quiet enough for I earned the glare from a certain emo boy next to me. I glared back at him, "what? Don't want to be called duck ass? Then don't have a haircut that looks like a ducks ass." He looked away with a tinted pink cheek. OH HO HO. I GUESS MISTER EMO HAS SOME TASTE. OH HO HO. I had that creepy narrow eyes smile plastered on my face.

"Team eight..." and that was how the rest of the day went on until I heard this,"now go eat lunch and come back here after to meet your jonin teacher." I yawned when I snapped back to reality. There was a sticky note slapped in front of me that smelled like cheap perfume. Cherry. I know because vanilla smells either like vanilla or flowers. The note said something border lining,"I'm looking for sasuke. Sorry for leaving you alone." But with more compassion I think. But that's all I picked up.

"Oy." I heard from the back.

I craned my neck towards the voice which happened to be Nara. Take note I actually call him by his surname instead of pineapple. Why? I don't know honestly. I just do. "Sup."

"Wanna join us for lunch? Your teammates seem to be nowhere in sight." He stated as I gazed around. He's right.

I was about to respond when vanilla cut me off. "SHIKAMARU! Don't just assume Ryuu kun can come with us!!! He might have somewhere to be!! Stop being so inconsiderate." She scolded.

Inside I was laughing at her lame attempt as a kiss up but on the outside I had to grit my teeth and give her a smile, "thank you ino. But it's quite alright. I'm free right now and it does seem that my team has left me. So if you guys don't mind, I would love to eat with you." I directed a pained look at Shikamaru while he just smirked at my discomfort.

"O-oh!! It's perfectly fine!! You can definitely come!!!" She squealed. I bet she was thinking about telling Sakura how she got to eat lunch with me. Ah, the life of a twelve year old celebrity.

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We were chatting about when all of a sudden choji pointed out how Naruto was climbing a building which was apparently sasukes. I raised an eyebrow, "hey whiskers. Whatcha doin? Digging your own grave?" I snorted at the thought.

"Shhhhhhh" he shushed me. I put my hands up as if I were surrendering then turned my back to him and went back to my conversation with shikamaru about what techniques are the best in a game of shouji.

"Wait. What is he doing?" Vanilla spoke up and walked to the railing. She had her eyes narrowed while she watched whiskers suspiciously.

"Knowing him. He's probably gonna try to tie up duck ass, walk out posed as him, then try to find cherry." I stared off the top of my mind, already knowing what's gonna happen.

"No way. Naruto can't defeat sasuke."

"One Naruto can't. But how about fourteen of them?" A smirk tugged at my lips as "sasuke" emerged from the window.

"Nooo, see? That's sasuke!" Ino tried to remain calm but from the bulging vein on her forehead, I knew she was a ticking time bomb ready to lecture me about how sasuke is sooooo much stronger then whiskers. But she wouldn't since she doesn't want to get in an argument with me, her true love. The thought of that made me gag.

"Or. it could be Naruto pulling a prank." I rolled my eyes when I noticed she didn't believe me. I looked back at the Nara for help but he had already fallen asleep. That lazy dipshit. Then I glanced at choji who was to consumed in his chips to hear a word we were talking about. I sighed as I jumped off the railing onto the window sill. "Watch carefully ino."

I ducked into the room and opened the curtains just a smidget but enough for her to see the funniest thing she will ever lay eyes on. The mighty sasuke uchiha tied up, on the ground, defeated by Naruto. She gasped in horror just as I let the curtain drop back down.

"Well. Looky at this little ducky." I knelt down to his level and booped his nose. "This is a once in a lifetime show right here. I have to treasure this moment uchiha. I have to." I stuck my tongue out like a delinquent in detention. My hand gripped his face and squished his cheeks together to make him look like a fish. Then stretched them out like they were mochi. I attempted to keep my laughter in, or at least to a minimum but you know. That didn't work. I doubled over with tears streaming from my eyes as I held my stomach. My laughs echoed in his room while he just glared at me with a tainted pink face.

I ripped off the duck tape on his mouth, "you need some help there?" I know I should've asked that first but eh. What evs.

"Yeah." He mumbled with his gaze locked onto anything but me.

"What? Sorry. I couldn't hear you." I mocked.

"Yeah!" He said with more power this time but I wasn't nearly done messing with him.

"Yeah to what again?" I asked with a fake thinking face on.

"YEAH I NEED YOUR HELP" he boomed with fumes coming from his nostrils and ears.

"Not yet. What's the magic word?"

"Please?" He said much gentler. His voice must be drained.

"Now wasn't that so hard?" I snarked as my kunais whipped through the rope. "And look at that. You're free. Bala bam bala boom."

He took off without a second glance and as did I. I jumped onto the roof again to meet with the shocked look of vanillas face and a bored look on chojis. The Nara was still asleep. "So. I'm done eating, and I'm very thankful for the company. But I'm afraid I must go to make sure whiskers is still alive when duck ass finds him. I will see you around dearies." I flicked my wrist in a tata fashion as I leapt off the building and dashed for wherever his scent took me

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