☆ chapter 15 ☆
Shizukas pov.

"Alright. The written exams. Conducted by creepy yet badass looking scar guy, ibiki. The torturer I think." I stated out, scanning the man up and down.

"Seat 367"

'What number did you guys get?' I transmitted a telepathic wave to the two.

'452, rai'

'16, mizu'

"Alright" I mumbled as I trudged up the stairs to my designated seat. "This should be easy, I've done this before." The man ibiki stated rambling on about something about cheating while I tuned out.

"AND BEGIN!"

I looked around to see who was around me. Turns out I was placed right next to the Nara kid. I flipped over my paper and my immediate reaction was "what the fuckin fladoodle is this shit?" My eyes narrowed at this foreign language written on my paper. "EXCUSE ME BUT I DIDNT KNOW WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEARN A WHOLE NEW FUCKING LANGUAGE TO PASS THIS TEST!" I yelled, slamming my hand down.

"OY KID! You wanna get kicked out?!"

'Shizuka sama' the two dragons warned with slit pupils. I only growled in response.

"FUCK OFF YOU FUCKIN FUCKITY FUCKTARD WITH A FUCKED UP ATTITUDE AND A FUCKING BADASS FACE SCAR MAN!" I screamed right on back with a finger jabbed toward his face. He just shook his head and turned around. "HEY IM N-" suddenly I was cut off before I could finish.

My shadow was being manipulated as was my hand and body. I was being seated down and my hand was writing the answers like I knew what I was doing. I craned to my right to see the naras shadow merged with mine. A small laugh escaped my mouth, "thanks" I whispered. He grunted in reply.

I laid my head down on the wooden desks once my pencil stopped moving and my hand dropped dead. 'So uh. How'd u guys do?'

'RYUU SAMA!'

I flinched slightly at their raised voices. 'Yea yea I know. Don't be so reckless.' A sigh escaped my lips as closed my eyes, hoping for a moment of silence.

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"AND NOW THE TENTH QUESTION"

My eyes snap open, bloodshot and full of blood lust. I could sense the red head lookin at me. Shikamaru on the other hand groaned and said "not this again you troublesome woman. I can only save you from unenviable death so many times. What a drag." I lightly smacked him on the back of the head with a tired expression.

I let in a giant gulp of air- 'RYUU SAMA!' Rai yelled. 'Just let her be.' Mizu commented.

"What's that kid doing? What's she doing? What's she gonna do?" Ibikis face paled at my tiny figure rising.

"You're the one who woke her up. You deal with it like a man. Such a drag." The pineapple boy muttered next to me.

"FUCK YEA YOU BETTER FACE ME LIKE A FUCKING MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH! I TRY TO TAKE A FUCKING NAP BECAUSE MY OVARIES ARE SELF FUCKING DESTRUCTING AT THE FUCKING MOMENT AND IT HURTS LIKE FUCKING HELL AND THE ONLY THING TO RELIEVE ME OF THIS PAIN IS SLEEP OR SEX AND IM NOT GETTING ANY SEX SO SLEEP IT IS. YET FOR SOME FUCKING REASON I CANT FUCKING SLEEP. GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY. YOU KNOW IF ONLY YOU MEN BLEED FROM THE TIP OF YOUR DICK WHILE YOUR BALLS DIE INSIDE YOUD UNDERSTAND MY PAIN. UGH NOW LET ME FUCKING SLEEP IN FUCKING PEACE. WHISPER IF YOU MUST." I finished then slammed my head down on the table creating a crater.

A hand was placed on my back as a soothing matter as a box of chocolate pocky slid itself under the desk into my hands. I grunted in satisfaction while munching on the chocolate bread stick. Shikamaru chuckled from the side. (Yay or nay)

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"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS!"

My hand slammed onto the desk as hushed whispers began spreading like wildfire. "Oh no" I heard hinata talk without stuttering for once.

"Who fuckung woke-" I looked up and was stopped in my tracks. "Oh hey Anko. Wassup?" The people in the classroom sweat dropped.

"Hey kid! I'm good. How bout you?" She stuck her tongue out playfully.

"Meh. That fuckface over there woke me up an hour ago though."

"Dammit ibiki. Didn't I warn you you idiot?"

"Humph"

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"SHI-KA-MA-RUUUUUUU!" I sang skipping toward his figure. I hopped onto his back as he struggled to keep he from dropping, "Ya have anymore po-cky?"

"Dammit you troublesome woman." He huffed out with tinted cheeks as he raised another box up. I stretched my arms out like a baby wanting a toy in a 'gimme gimme' fashion. "Nuh uh. Not yet. You gotta pass the forest of death first. Then I'll give you this." He smirked. My eyes narrowed. I considered my options then opted to go with option C.

...

Thrashing about on the ground like a child on a temper tantrum. "I WANT MY POCKY!" He smacked his forehead.

"Troublesome woman. Here. Open." He took one out and popped it in my mouth.

I grinned against the chocolate. "Yay"

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Um. I ship it. But. I also want to ship Sasuryuu. And gaaryuu. And Shikaryuu. HELP ME WITH SHIP NAMES.

OKAY I JUST FUCKING REALIZED I NEVER PUBLISHED THIS AND IM SO SORRY HERE