Cobra: Lady fuck make this stop

Lady over the intercom: Nope! Thx Cobra for installing this! You're the best!

Cobra: Don't mention it kiddo

AG: Yay! I don't get calls every 5 hours! Woo hoo!

Com Lady (I'll just say this for short): Oi fuck you

AG: Anyway! So NaLu!

Com Lady: Canon and yes

Natsu: [not paying attention cause he's messing with a rubix cube] Uh sure

Wendy: Ship! And ha

Natsu: [sits up] Wait what did you say? What did I agree to?

Com Lady: Uhhh.... you agreed to pie

Natsu: Yes! [goes back to messing with the rubix cube]

Cobra: Ok. Ship. But still don't care

Laxus: Still don't care brat but cause I don't wanna get the shit beat outta me so yea

Cobra: [opens one eye and looks at Laxus] You know she's older than all of us right?

Laxus: Don't fuckin' care

Gajeel: Lmao. Also, same Laxus

Rogue: [trying to sleep] Absolute - fuckin - ly

Sting: [blowing a piece of paper on his face] Yes

AG: [covers him up]

Cobra: [smirks] You do care

AG: Shut up

Com Lady: Hehehe

AG: [slightly blushes] F - fuck off

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I missed this so much