All dragon slayers: Whut.

Me: Adorable but Asuka is too young but its still cliché cause there's this story I know.

All dragon slayers: What kind?

Me: A teenager promised a little girl that when she grows up, they'll both marry each other. Pinky promise.

All dragon except Natsu/Cobra/Rogue/ Laxus: Awww

Laxus: Ummm...

Natsu: *laughs* THAT'S JUST HILARIOUS!

Cobra/Rogue: ugh...

Me: OH SHUT UP GUYS! ITS NICE!

Wendy: That sounds cute!

Me: Awww don't worry Wendy, no one will steal Romeo from you.

Wendy: *blushes* I-I didn't say anything about stealing!

Me: *giggles* Anyway, sorry guys. I ship them as siblings.

Natsu/Sting: Same here

Cobra/Laxus/Rogue: hmmm....

Gajeel/Wendy: eto...

Me: Welp. Any objections?

Crackship fans: WE OBJECT!

Me: Alright then. You guys have your own objections.

Crackship fan 1: WE LOVE CRACK SHIPS!

Me: NO ONE ASKED ABOUT IT GUYS!

Sting: Til next chappie!