Me: HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA! THIS THE MOST CRACKED SHIP I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MAH LAYF.

Dragon Slayers: *nods* Agree..

Me: I MEAN THEY'RE ENEMIES. NOT SOME DRAGON YAOI SHIP.

Natsu: MY DAD IS NOT GAY.

Wendy: What's gay?

Gajeel: Well...

Laxus: It means glad.

Wendy: So...Igneel-san is not happy?

Natsu: OF COURSE HE IS!

Wendy: Then why did you say that he's not gay?

All dragon slayer boys: ummmm

Me: Wendy sweetie. I'll explain that to you on the right time, okay?

Wendy: Okay!

Me: I CAN'T UPDATE MUCH!

Sting: She has class.

Cobra: She's going to suffer.

Rogue: Again.

Me: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Natsu: CALM DOWN!

Me: NO I WONT CALM DOWN!

Wendy: E-Eto...

Sting: Til next chapter!