I wake up in the morning with a big frown on my face... And realize... It's Monday... And I'm child... Which means...

"AAAHHHH! I don't wanna go!" I scream retardedly and fall from the bed and hide underneath it, just when my alarm goes off and I see black smoke next to me on the floor, causing me to look right in Snowflake's eyes.

"So what ya doin on tha floor like so?" she asks causing Luke to gasp. "What did you do to Mia, you devil?!" he asks, causing me to shut my mouth and stare at nothing with wide eyes.

"I didn't take her," Snowflake frowns and looks up, right when a scaly hand grabs her throat and yanks her up.

I turn semi-Dragon and slide out from under the bed only to tackle Luke and snap at him, causing him to release Snowflake who is just standing there wide eyed staring at nothing for 5 seconds before her eyes turn to slits and her body moves to Luke's and she disappears in smoke.

Oh dear... Aw well, there's one upside to going to school today. I turn to Luke and smack him to the floor, "Are you mad! You have to channel your anger or I'll bury you. Literally!" I say and walk out of my room, untying my hair and tying it again in a messy bun.

I put on my comfy pants from the dryer and my boot slippers, I leave on the white shirt I slept in, but only put on my bra underneath.

I grab Luke's leather Jacket and put that on while I move to the kitchen where Luke was waiting, looking like a scolded child, but when he sees me wearing his jacket, the biggest smile spreads across his face.

I grab a Mini cooler from the cabinet and put in my chicken for the day which would be 9 pieces of boneless chicken.

I then put it in my backpack and move to the door. "You're not going to school in that, are you?" I hear Matt by the kitchen door, causing me to turn sharply, "Yeth... I hate school, so yeth I am leaving like so," I say and exit, climbing onto my bike, causing Luke to pick me up off the bike and place me in his car.

I protest, but finally agree only if he lets me eat my chicken in piece today. Snowflake reappears in her in the backseat and screams, causing Luke to almost drive in a ditch if I hadn't taken the wheel.

I role my eyes and wait for Luke to stop at school after snowflake disappeared. When we stop I get out quickly and move to the building.

"Mia! I'm sorry! It wasn't my fault, it was Maxine's!" I stop looking at every single girl with shock as they give me judgemental looks. Well yeah I'm wearing clothes these girls should be wearing because in all honestly, who the hell would purposely wear skin tight shirts and dresses while being pregnant?!

I lift my hands in a stop formation and close my eyes, "Fuck me sideways, female humans are stupid..." I say causing Snowflake to burst out laughing right next to me.

Luke tries to grab her but I smack him and enter the building. I see Blake by the doors causing Snowflake to groan.

"Are you going to be like these humans and get impregnated, because I'd be happy to oblige, but then again... You might have Aids," Blake says and disappears in a puff of white smoke, just as Snowflake was about to grab his throat.

"Si de te invenio filius canis os eius et crucifigamus pedis eum!" (If I find that son of a bitch I will de-bone him and hang him up by his big toes!) she yells in Latin and storm of, just when Blake reappears behind me, "My poor toes..." he taunts, causing Snowflake to swiftly turn around and storm for him but he disappears causing Luke to hit her in the gut and leave her flying down the corroder.

Luckily humans are oblivious to us. "Are you happy now?" I ask Luke, causing him to try hide a smile. I grab his upper arm and drag him to my locker just as Snowflake disappears in black smoke on the floor.

I open my locker and place mini cooler inside just as some bitch hits my locker so it almost closed on my hands.

I turn to her with a nasty look, "What?" I ask the clearly 8-month pregnant girl that I've never seen before but her friends stay a few feet away. They probably warned her about me.

"Just because you're new here, doesn't mean you could go around and take what's mine," she says smugly, causing me to close my eyes for 3 seconds before playing along, "And what... Would that be...?" I ask, my British accent seeping through.

"Luke... He's mine... I called dibs before you," she says smugly. I take my time to looks at her. She isn't even supposed to be in school she looks like 25. Her hair is obviously dyed blonde and was originally black since her eyebrows are black and she has a medium skin tone as well as a nose-ring

"Actually... You look more like a teacher than a student, what are you like 25?" I ask her with a risen eyebrow.

She gapes at me, "Plus I've never actually seen you here before which means, you're new, because I wasn't at school for a while and now I come back to see almost all the female population impregnated, which means you were the one who felt out and persuaded the school to start being pregnant, so you could be head bitch... And do stop me if I got this wrong but, who the hell gives you the right to tell the girls of this school what to do or not. Did you tell them that getting pregnant is the way to keep the guy from dumping you? Because it's not, it just fuels the male speeches ego as well as a chance to get away from them. So in other words you have damned most of these girls along with you to a terrible future of selling their bodies for money, unless they stop following you and think for ways to get out of this predicament, without actually killing their babies like murderers. So good luck with that massive burden!" I say and shove her out of my way before turning around again, "And Luke is my boyfriend before you even got here so shut up before I slay you," I say and walk away with Luke on my trails.

He then kisses my cheek, "You're so hot when you're jealous," he says causing me to stop and glare at him playfully, "I wasn't jealous my friend, that was me stating a bunch of facts and telling her to leave us alone. You won't like me when I'm jealous, because if I was, you would probably be the one on the other end," I say causing his eyes to widen in fright and his arms to pull me into his chest.

"Are trying to tell me I can't handle a little Jelly?" he asks me playfully, "No I'm saying you're not ready for this Jelly," I say and walk away, causing him to laugh and follow me.

At lunch we sit at our normal spots as the fake blonde comes to our table, "Ig why are you sitting on my spot?!" she asks baffled.

"Please don't tell me you let her sit with us?" I ask Nyx , causing her to smile amused. "Sorry we felt bad for her being pregnant and then she found out I was pregnant and she stuck to me," she says guiltily. "But if you look at it this way," she says tilting her head to her right, "It's technically Ashton's fault for getting me pregnant," she says, causing Ashton's jaw to drop.

"Don't blame me! You told me you were on the pill!" he says amused. "I was but I forgot to take it the day before because Michael used my bathroom and I couldn't find my bag!" she says and both their heads snap to Michael.

Michael was half way putting his food in his mouth and froze. He quickly eats his bite, "No, don't bring me into this! You know I'm like a big child. You can't leave your things lying around! Cause I forget where I put them out of my way!" he says with his hands up, causing Laya to hold one of his arms down and rest her head on his shoulder, which causes him to cool down.

I then look next to Kita's left to see the bitch next to her and her cronies next to me. I look to crony to my right up and down sceptically and she looks really scared so I frown at her and she looks down at her semi-large stomach.

I look up and notice the bitch was making eyes at Luke. "Alright!" I say and look at her, "So what exactly do I call you because I usually have nicknames for everyone who's names are hard to remember and I must know whether or not to call you Clawed bitch or by your name," I say.

Snowflake then comes to sit next to her, "sorry I smelt tension," she says. Blake sits next to her, "And I smell curiosity," he says, annoying her on purpose.

Bitch smiles at Blake, "Well now this table is full of sexy guys," she says causing me to inwardly gag and Laya to smack her hand on the table, "Excuse you?" she says obviously jealous which what I can see enjoys and boosts Michael's ego, because he smiles smugly.

Bitch looks at me, "My name is Arzaylea," she says causing me to stifle a laugh. "The first thing that popped in my mind was Azkaban and the Dementor, which describes you wonderfully," I say and eye her up and down sceptically. (Do keep in mind that she does not have the same charismatics as Arzaylea, I just used her name because everyone knows her. I changed her surname so no one could actually hate on this.)

"And I'm 19 not 25," she says irritatingly. Snowflake then takes out a piece of paper from her pocket, "Technically you're 22 turning 23 this year," she says looking at the birth certificate.

Arzalah looks at her shocked and grabs the paper from her roughly, "Hay, you can't man handle her, that's my job!" Blake says irritated.

"Well I was close enough," I say and finish my food. "Oh and you can have that copy," Snowflake says causing Arzaza to look at her shocked, "You mean there's more?!" she asks shocked.

"Oh yeah, I stuck them all over school along with a photo of your baby's father next to it saying baby-daddy under his face. But damn he's ugly! I though at least a whore would've slept with a more attractive guy," Snowflake says making gagging noises.

Arzalala gets up quickly and wobbles out of the cafeteria quickly. "Even if she gets them off of the walls, I still stuffed a bunch in each locker so her antics will be useless," she says causing me to shake my head.

"Are you sure this was necessary? I mean, we don't even know her story," I tell her, causing Snowflake to frown incredulously, "I do! I looked her up and got her info! Please don't insult me!" she says and looks me in the eyes.

"She's 22 years old, turning 23 this year. She seduced a guy she thought was rich but found out he wasn't that led her to moving here while carrying his child. She was selfish and persuaded everyone that pregnancy would get them the guy and caused hundreds of girls to ruin their lives. She's a skank and she'll never change," she finishes and gives me all Arlala's information in a stack of folders.

"Could you drop them off at my house, I think she'll be going to the principal with this and then a search would commence. I need time to write an essay for all these pregnant girls to tell them that she lied to them and that they should start making a plan of action," I say causing her to disappear.

I look at the cronies next to me as one of them start tearing up, "You could always try putting it up for adoption," I say as she just starts crying on my shoulder.

"I'm not even pregnant, I've been wearing this pillow bump thing to fit in," the other crony says, tearing up for her friend, "I wasn't going to ruin my chances of getting into beauty school," she says sadly.

The bell goes and we all exits people start opening their lockers, papers would fly out and people would start laughing, but the human girls would start crying.

I look up at Luke, "humans are strange. Why do they resemble sheep? Copying the head sheep until each of them had fallen from the cliff?" I ask him, causing him to frown, "It doesn't matter, because sheep get eaten by dragon's, it doesn't concern us, baby," he says and holds me while we walk down the hallway.

"Well, her one crony was a wolf in sheep's clothing," I say causing him to chuckle as we walk down to our next class together.