Dragon Leads

They're lined up for the famous race

The great Grand National Steeplechase

Place your bets and pick your horse

They're off around the Aintree course.

Dragon is leading, he's in front

Flashlight fell. He had a shunt.

Take this cup can not keep up.

Toys R Us has been pulled up.

Vitamins just ran out of juice

Someone's fallen, one horse loose.

Tension mounts we're off our chairs

Punters muttering urgent prayers.

Dragon Leads from Herding Cats

He's left it late, I think that's that

Dragon's home, he's clear, he's won

Three cheers for Dragon everyone!