The Disastrous life of Karma Satan and Buu!

On the planet of the Kai's Gohan was sitting down while Elder Kai danced around him.

Ryu: Is this really gonna make him stronger?

Elder Kai: Oh just believe in me! I've done this many times before and it's never failed.

Shojo: I mean this isn't the weirdest thing we've ever seen.

Ryu: Sad part is you're not wrong.

Ryu held his hand up creating a crystal ball.

Shin: Uhhh, Ryu, can I ask what that crystal ball is?

Ryu: It's something that allows me to see how everyone's doing on Earth. Baba showed me and I copied the ability.

Elder Kai: Copied you say?

Ryu: Yeah, I can copy pretty much any ability I see and take it to another level if possible.

Elder Kai: Gotta say that's pretty impressive!

Ryu moved a hand over the ball as they saw Karma.

Azure: Alright, let's see how-

When they looked closer they saw she was with Buu and oddly they weren't trying to kill each other.

Shin: WHAT IN THE?!!!

Goku: Woah, and that's not even the strangest part!!

Ryu: IS THAT HERCULE?!!

5 MINUTES EARLIER!!

Karma: Jesus this is a weird day.

Karma was walking through the forest with a bag on her shoulder.

Karma: One minute I'm just training and the next I befriend a childish monster.

He came out before flying to Buu's house. However once she was over it she saw a face she definitely never expected to see again. At least in person.

Karma: No the hell he isn't.

She was looking at Hercule giving a box of chocolates to Buu. She silently floated down trying to figure out what was happening.

Buu: Buu like! These much more Ritzy than chocolate made from people!

Karma: Uhhh do I even wanna know?

They both looked seeing the red haired fox girl. If he wasn't in a full blown silent panic before, then seeing her most likely did.

Hercule: 'AHHHHHHH!!! IT'S HER!!! IT'S HER!!!! KARMA IS BACK!!!!'

Buu: Karma!

Karma: Buu, when did he get here?

Hercule: OH I UH- HAHA, I JUST GOT HERE ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO!!! B-But I had no idea you'd be here too!!!

Karma: Clearly.

Buu: Funny man brought Buu tasty chocolate! Have some, it super yummy!!

Karma looked at the box of chocolate before sniffing the air a bit.

Karma: 'Yeah that's poisoned. Good thing I have Ryu Azure and Erica's genes.' Sure.

She grabbed a chocolate before taking a bite. Immediately her eyes sparkled as she put a hand on her cheek.

Karma: Mmm, it's been years since I had something this sweet!

Hercule: 'Is she immune to poison too?!!'

He looked at genuine look of bliss on her face.

Hercule: 'Weird, I didn't think she could act like that.' Uh, well here's your next present Mr Buu! It's called a game boy!

Karma seeing this slightly panicked before snatching the game.

Karma: Aha, I think that fighting games are a little~ to complex for Buu.

She leaned over to him.

Karma: *Whisper* Just trust me so you don't get blown up idiot.

Hercule gulped before quickly finding another game for Buu. He began to slowly tiptoe away as Buu got more into the Tetris like game holding a remote detonator.

Hercule: Hehehe, DIE.

The hand held console exploded as Hercule had thought he had gotten both of them. Until he actually saw they were both fine aside from Karma having a few stray hairs.

Karma: -_-

Buu: Hey you right that game is fun, Buu like big ending!

Hercule: Uhhh well good, I'm happy you liked it!

Buu: Buu like you funny man, Buu make you his servant.

Hercule: Ohhh- Well thanks! That's exactly what I wanted.

Karma was busy patting down her hair.

Karma: 'What kind of hair brained idiot puts an explosive inside of a video game?'

Buu then gave Hercule candy made from humans. Secretly reluctant, he chewed them getting Buu to look away before spitting them out. Once again he looked away getting Buu to look as well. He landed and elbow on Buu's neck sneakily but it did absolutely nothing.

Karma: 'How this guy survived this long is WAY beyond my understanding. But I guess he's not actually a bad guy.'

She said this while Buu fired a blast at a boulder destroying it while Hercule forced a round of applause. Some time later Hercule and Buu took a picture, and Buu pretended to be knocked out.

Karma: *Sigh* ... I miss Ryu's madness.

Hercule: I'll whip us something up to eat! I do consider myself a master chef!

Buu: Oooh!!

Buu hurriedly went inside leaving Hercule and Karma. There was moment of silence before she bonked him on the head.

Karma: That was for my hair.

She looked back and saw her tail was frizzed as well.

Hercule: Why are you with Buu?!! Don't tell me you're destroying the world with him now!

Karma: No. I don't have any interest in destroying Earth. Right now I just want to figure out why Buu is doing this.

Hercule: Figure out?!

Karma: You've seen him, he acts like a little kid. There's gotta be some reason why he does this. If worse comes to worse I'll deal with him.

She began to walk inside the house.

Karma: I... Kinda see a little of myself in him.

TIME SKIP!!

For the next 24 hours the three had been doing different things as Karma started to see how Buu worked more and more. This latest activity though was story telling.

And Karma had told an interesting one.

Karma: And THAT'S the story of my life.

Hercule was crying his eyes out hearing the tragic tale as Buu was completely entranced.

Hercule: ALL YOU WANTED WAS TO BE TREATED AS A PERSON!!! YOUR FRIENDS AT BEACON WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO DESERVED TO KNOW THE REAL YOU!!!!

He blew his nose crying more.

Karma: God, I didn't expect you to feel bad.

Buu: Why mean doctor take you if he wanted revenge on only Goku?

Karma: Turns out he met Ryu's dad once. Huh, I never was able to tell him that either.

Hercule: And don't get me started on Ryu!!! His heart had to be breaking in two when you were fighting!!!

Karma: Well you two know a bit more about me. 'The main parts of my life anyway.'

In the distance Karma heard something.

Karma: Hm?

Hercule: What's wrong?

Karma: Uhhh, hold on a second.

She teleported out of the house surprising both of them. A moment later she was back outside the house.

Karma: Figured out what it was!

They went out seeing Karma held a dog in her arms.

Hercule: A dog?

Karma: Yeah. It looks like the poor little guy had his left side hurt.

Buu: Doggie hurt? Give to Buu.

Karma slightly confused handed over the pup to the genie as he held his hand over the dog with it glowing. A second later they saw it could stand again.

Buu: Buu fix! Are you scared?

She dog shook before barking happily before running around Buu.

Karma: Awww, he's so CUTE!!

He nuzzled against Buu's leg before jumping to Karma licking her face going back to the ground.

Buu: What broken now?

Hercule: Well he's not gonna run away now! He likes you Buu, you and Karma! He's sure glad you healed him! Isn't that cute, Majin Buu got his first pet!

Buu seemed slightly confused before running as the dog followed.

Buu: Buu thinks this creature likes Buu!!

Hercule: That's what I was saying! See his tail wagging, that means he wants to play with you!

Buu: He just like you both then right? You like Buu!

Karma: Oh, yeah. I guess I do! 'Huh. My first actual friend I've made in... 11 years?'

Hercule: Oh Ahaha, yeah!!

Buu: Ahhh!! That make Buu happy!!

Karma: Well the little guy needs a name now! Hmm, wait, how about Bee?

The dog marked running to Karma.

Hercule: Looks like he likes that name! Bee it is!

BEE!!

Fang: And to those who are asking: YES!! THE DOGGO GETS WORDS!

While the genie was in a good mood Karma decided to ask the question she had pondered.

Karma: Hey Buu.

Buu: Huh?

Karma: What's you're reason for destroying the homes and city of this world?

Buu: Because it's fun!

Hercule: Wha?! That's your motive?

Buu: They told Buu that how Buu should play! Bibidi and Babidi said so!

Hercule: Right, and uhh, who are they?

Buu: The nasty wizards who made Buu!

Karma: 'I knew it! He's not actually evil! Buu's just an easily influenced child!'

Hercule and Karma looked at each other before nodding.

Hercule: If you think they're nasty, why are you still flying around and following their orders?!

Karma: Yeah, it's not exactly right to destroy cities of innocent people.

He thought back to a few years ago.

Karma: ... I would know.

Buu seemed slightly confused hearing this.

Hercule: I UH- UNLESS YOU WANT TO-

Karma: But really. Everyone who's done nothing wrong should be allowed to live. It's only the really bad people who should die.

Buu: You think Buu should stop hurting Earth people?

Hercule: Uhh, a little- I MEAN a lot! Yeah!

Buu: Then Buu stop!

Karma: O_O

ON THE WORLD OF THE KAI'S!!

Ryu: WHAT?!!!

Azure grabbed the crystal ball eying it to see if the reality was a different one then theirs.

Azure: Y-You mean all I had to do was kill the Wizard, and ask him to stop?!!

Goku: Uhhh, maybe it was?

Shonen: It's looking that way.

Azure: FANG YOU MOTHER FU-

ON EARTH!!

Azure (VERY DISTANT): UUUUCKEEEEER!!!

Piccolo/Kami/Nail (Less distant): OW MY EARS!!!

Karma: 'Who the hell?'

Hercule: You're really gonna stop terrorizing?

Buu: Mmhm.

Karma: And stop blowing up cities?

Buu: Mm.

Inwardly Hercule celebrated as Karma laughed.

Karma: 'PFFT HA!! Azure must've been screaming from the heavens after somehow seeing this!'

She turned before holding up a peace sign.

WORLD OF THE KAI'S!!

Azure: ARRGH!!!

Ryu: Damn I have not seen you this pissed in a while.

Azure: DO YOU KNOW HOW INFURIATING THIS IS RYU?!!! MY LITERAL DEATH MEANT NOTHING!!!

Ryu looked closer.

Ryu: Well, I don't think we're out of the woods yet.

ON EARTH!!

Buu and Karma were playing fetch with Bee.

Karma: *Sigh* Well, looks like I'm finally starting to repay my debt to this world. I wonder if I should just start doing things nonviolently now.

Karma takes those words back in-

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Right as she said that Bee seemed to be shot as they saw that a man with a sniper on a cliff was the cause.

Deadman: HAHAHA!! YOU'RE NEXT BUU!!!

Hercule: Wh-What?!! How could you do that?!!

Karma looked at Bee as she clenched her fist before her hand was covered in veins. Buu was in complete shock before steam slowly started to form from his head.

Karma: Hercule...

The champion gritted his teeth becoming furious as well.

Hercule: You get the left... The fool who's with him is mine!!!

Karma vanished before appearing in front of the deadman looking him dead in the eyes as he was paralyzed by fear.

Karma: Tell me. Which is your dominant hand?

Deadman: Th-Th-Th-The r-r-right!!

Karma: Lucky you.

He grabbed the index finger of his right hand.

Karma: You'll get to learn to use your left.

She applied pressure before breaking the bones causing the man to scream. The second one there knowing what was about to go down tried to run but was met by Hercule before he got a beat down. Karma then started to break every individual bone in the deadman's arm as Buu saw this slightly calming down.

Karma: Show you face near me again, and I'll make sure you don't live to tell the tale.

She punched him in the nose most definitely breaking it as she jumped down.

Karma: Bee!! Oh please still be alive!!

She felt the pulse of the pup sighing in relief.

Karma: HE'S ALIVE!!

Buu quickly ran over while Hercule did the same. Karma began to heal the wound of the pup before Bee looked up standing on his feat. The three then started jumping for joy at this.

ON THE LOOKOUT!!

Tarble: Sweet fuck what did I just feel?

Dende: Uhhhh... I think she Mr Satan and Buu are... Friends?

Videl: My dad Karma and Buu?!!

Dende: I-I'm just as surprised as you.

Piccolo: I'm not sure what to make of this...

CHAPTER END!!

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