Ryu and Azure were sitting in front of Elder Kai still.

Ryu: How much longer will this take Elder?

Elder Kai: Not much longer, just a short conversation actually.

Azure: Good, starting to get groggy after sitting for the entire day. Karma Goku and Vegeta already have a years head start in the Time Chamber.

Elder Kai: I know you two are impatient, but you both know how much stronger you'll become.

Ryu: You're unlocking another fraction of our potentials, so it won't be nearly as much as the first, but yeah. This is gonna be a nice jump.

Elder Kai: Ryu, just so you know I've been in contact with Whis more as of late. He's let me know what's been going on, and I don't like I need to say how much of a threat this Towa woman is.

Shin and Kibito listened in on the conversation from afar.

Ryu: You met her too huh?

Elder Kai: Not personally, it was only a measly 50,000 years ago, but I sensed it and Beerus borrowed the Z Sword while I was still inside to use my magic. She's a dastardly women and powerful enough to defeat even Beerus.

Shojo: Yeah well that's what they're training for.

Elder Kai: It'll take a long time before you're ready for that. But more importantly, there's been talk of a certain fighter in Universe 6.

Ryu: Okay.

Azure: I'll assume it's something important.

Elder Kai: Don't be cocky about this one. This is a special kind of Mortal. She's got real power.

Ryu: Wait, a female fighter?

Elder Kai: Yup. Her strength is unlike anything you would expect from any mortal. She's been scouted to be a God of Destruction for that Universe.

Ryu: What?

Azure: That's how that works.

Elder Kai: Let me finish, it get's crazier. Champa has gloated plenty of times about how she's at a level other mortals could only dream of. She also has about 6 years in you when it comes to training with Gods.

Ryu: So you're saying that she's trained with Vados, who's comparable to Whis, for 6 years?!

Elder Kai: Now do you get it? This girl is on a completely different playing field.

He got a serious look.

Elder Kai: I'd dare say like a Destroyer herself.

Ryu: I'm sorry?

He was cut off when both Ryu and Azure felt a surge of power.

Elder Kai: There we go. Told you it was a short conversation.

Azure: Short, but heavy.

Ryu: Thanks, but we're hauling fucking ASS now!!!

Ryu didn't hesitate grabbing Azure by the arm before teleporting onto the Lookout.

Azure: Warn me before you do that!!

Ryu: You'll thank me later!! Hey Dende, hey Popo!!

That was the only thing said before the two ran into the chamber kicking the doors open.

Dende: ... But shouldn't they have-

Popo: I already made sure there was enough food in there. I knew those two would coming speeding here after finishing whatever they did.

Dende: You really just know the next move.

TIME SKIP!!

Inside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Goku and Vegeta were on the ground in front of Ryu, who seemed slightly tired, but was completely fine otherwise. Karma was on a knee in front of Azure who seemed far more battle damaged.

Goku: W-What in the world was that?

He tried to get up, but found himself unable to for long.

Vegeta: Th-That was no Super Saiyan form... Y-You managed to do something completely different!

Ryu: I'm gonna need you two to keep the info on this tight. I'm looking at Goku.

Karma: Weird, I didn't figure you to go for a method like that. But in the same why I kinda did.

She smiled and was about to fall before Azure caught her.

Azure: Sorry, I get a little overzealous like that.

Shonen: Well I'm not sure how powerful that Destroyer candidate may be, but it's safe to say neither of you will be defeated as easily as you would have been.

Shojo: And for once that's not a jinx!

Ryu: Thank fuck.

He let out a breath of smoke.

Ryu: Anyway, what's Erica doing right now!

Azure: My guess, probably training in Whis' staff dimension.

As they said that they heard the door being kicked down. They saw Erica with slightly longer hair.

Erica: You're were't wrong.

Azure: So, how long were you in there for?

Erica: 2 months. Though Whis made it feel a hell of a lot longer.

Karma began healing Goku and Vegeta as they got up.

Goku: You sure you don't want to fight in the tournament?

Erica: Nah, I'd rather spend the time getting stronger for something bigger.

Karma: Smart. Watching high level battles to find the level of power you need to surpass.

Ryu: I like the hands on approach thank you.

Shojo: To each there own.

2 DAYS/YEARS LATER!!

Aero: O_O

Ruby: O_O

The group had come out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber obviously stronger than before.

However with the men, there were clear differences.

Azure's Beard.

Ryu's Beard

Roshi: *Sniff* It's glorious...!

Aero: ...

Ryu: -_- I'm not keeping it.

Aero: Please~?!

Ryu: I refuse!!

Azure: Get your pictures, they're gone in 10 seconds.

Everyone of them quickly got phones out snapping at least one picture before Ryu snapped his fingers cutting the beards of with slices of wind.

Aero: Damn it! This close to keeping a bearded Ryu!

Shojo: To be fair that was after him forgetting to shave for only a month.

Aero: Wait that fast?

Ryu: It runs in the family, now let's go.

Everyone stepped into the Hexahedron that would transport them. Ryu walked over to Beerus tapping him on the shoulder.

Beerus: What is it?

Ryu: Beerus, is it true that there's a mortal in Universe 6 that's on the level of the Destroyers?

Beerus: ... I'm sorry, WHAT?!!!

Whis: Ohohoho!! So you've heard that little rumor!

Beerus: WHIS, YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT THIS TO ME BEFORE!!! HOW COULD YOU LOVE TO GOSSIP AND NOT EVEN MENTION THIS?!!!!

Goku: THERE'S WHAT?!!!!

Whis: Forgive me Lord Beerus but I thought hearing just a rumor you'd brush it off as Lord Champa simply bluffing!

Vegeta: There's truly someone that powerful?! And they're mortal?!

Whis: I've yet to see the woman in question, but she indeed exist.

Ryu looked up to Whis who was outside of the cube. Whoever his attention was drawn elsewhere smelling someone grilling.

Ryu: *Snicker* Only you Chi-Chi.

She turned to see the wife barbecuing.

Chi-Chi: I never got that space picnic that Goku promised so I'll have to improvise.

Everyone began eating inside.

Ruby: So Lazuli, how's Lapis been?

Azure: Pretty good actually.

Both girls looked at Azure.

18: Hold on, you two have been keeping contact?

Azure: We fought briefly back when Cell and Karma were an issue, and we got a pretty good respect for each other's strength.

He ate a slice of meat.

Shonen: He's become a lot stronger over these years. At the moment I'd place him in the realm of the Gods the last time they fought.

Azure: 2 weeks ago specifically *Nom*.

Ruby: Wow, he's gotten that powerful? Uh- Jaco, watch out with the camera, you're close to falling out.

Whis: Just another Galaxy and- There we are.

The Hexahedron slowed as everyone saw a red planet in front of them.

And right after behind it they saw six glowing golden orbs that were likely even bigger than the planet itself.

Ryu: O_O

Azure: Holy-

Tarble: Shit.

Ryu: Yeah, no doubting those could probably grant any wish all together.

They started to land on another plant revealing a tournament ring and bleachers made out of stone.

Ryu: Pfft, literally zero taste at all.

Beerus: That's my brother for you.

???: I HEARD THAT!!!

They saw Champa flying in the air. Not even willing to listen to the argument that would ensue Ryu floated over to where Vados was.

Ryu: Yo, mind sprucing this place up a bit? I'm all for ridiculing people but come on, think of the spectators.

Vados: You indeed have a point, but it would be disrespectful for an artist to create a work of art her patron would not appreciate or understand.

Ryu: HOHO!! I'm gonna use that one!!

Champa seemed offended hearing this as Whis began to redecorate himself at the request of Beerus. Karma Goku Vegeta and Azure floated to great the Kai's, before they all flew to the testing stands.

Ryu: -_- Now you have got to be kidding me.

The first thing Ryu noticed was an alien that looked like Frieza if his color palette was swapped with blue and grey.

Karma: 'Are you kidding? We already dealt with TWO of him. Can't we catch a break?'

The next they noticed was a giant metal robot.

Azure: 'Meh, 7 out of 10. Seen more impressive ones.'

The next person they noticed was a man with purple skin.

Karma: 'Something tells me that guy is pretty strong. And has some interesting techniques.'

The most human looking of the bunch walked up to them.

???: Hello gentlemen, and ma'am.

Ryu looked down seeing a young man who he couldn't shake the feeling of Deja Vu from.

Ryu: O_O?

???: Sorry, this may seem like a strange question, but are you four Saiyan's?

Goku: Uhhh, yeah. How'd you know that?

Vegeta: I see. There were Saiyan's in your Universe as well?

???: Still are. And I should know because I am one as well!

Vegeta: You're kidding me!!

Goku: You're a Saiyan too?!

At that moment Ryu looked at Cabba closer and then shot his head towards Vegeta.

Ryu: 'Nah, it's gotta be my imagination.'

He cut out everything else deep in thought about the comparison, then his doubts were slowly put to rest hearing that in the 6th Saiyan's were literal heroes.

Karma: 'What's with him on this one?' Anyway, what's your name kid?

???: It's Cabba!

CABBA!!

Immediately Ryu's attention was drawn elsewhere as everyone heard footsteps land on the ground.

???: Sorry I'm late, just wanted a little alone time to my-

The second Ryu and the person's eyes met she stopped talking.

Ryu/???: O_O

Each of the fighters had different reactions.

Goku and Vegeta's mouths were wide open in shock.

Karma's tail went all the way up and she was close to feinting from pure shock.

And Azure...

He felt like the sanity he valued so much would shatter into millions of pieces.

Azure: 'NO!!! NO!!!!'

Shonen: I... Wow.

The person was a girl with sky blue eyes, that seemingly had gears like pupils. But most notable was the long black and red hair on her head.

Cabba: Oh, Ryuko!

RYUKO MATOI!!

Azure: 'I'VE ONLY LEARNED TO HANDLE A SINGLE RYU IN MY LIFE AFTER YEARS, I CAN'T DEAL WITH TWO!!!!'

Ryu: What in the-

Ryuko: Gender bent fuck is happening?

They both covered their mouths at this before walking towards each other.

Ryu: ...

Ryuko: ...

Ryu: Uhhh... Are you self aware?

Ryuko: Yup. Do you know what happened with Zoro?

Ryu: Nothing happened. Have you ever bitten into a lemon with no reaction?

The two exchanged questions back and fourth, each answering correctly. Finally a last question came which both of them asked.

Ryu/Ryuko: Are you just an Innocent Bystander?!

They looked at each other before sighing.

Ryu/Ryuko: No, that's the other guy.

Karma: OH GOD IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!

Ryu: Of all the things, I didn't imagine I'd meet an alternate version of MYSELF.

Ryuko: Neither of us did. Ryuko Matoi.

Ryu: Ryu Kaizen. Nice to meet you.

The two shook hands.

Vados: Ahem, if you two are done, we have a test to-

Ryu/Ryuko: We know.

The two looked at each other before smiling fondly. Azure sat in a desk already feeling a migraine coming.

Erica: 'Rough it out babe, we'll survive this... Somehow.'

They were about to take their seats, before each of them had an idea.

Ryu: ...

Ryuko: ... Should you or should I?

Ryu: Ah why the hell not? Go for it.

Ryuko: Fang?

HIT THE MUSIC!!

Ryu: Do I know you?

Ryuko: Yeah, I'm you from another universe.

Ryu: Well, that would explain the hotness.

Ryuko: Right back at ya, big guy!

Ryu: Does mean you and I are exactly alike?

Ryuko: I suppose so.

Ryu: Do you want some rice pudding?

Ryuko: Bleh, no that's gross!

Ryu: It was a test! Cupped Ramen?!

Ryuko: Ooh! I love it the most!

Ryu: Me too!

Ryuko: Do you collect coins?

Ryu: Yeah, just in case.

Ryu&Ryuko: Vending machines become
A dominate race!

Ryu&Ryuko: I've been alone all these years~
With my irrational fears!

Ryuko: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen!

Ryu: But now before me I see~

Ryu&Ryuko: Someone with whom I agree!
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me!
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me!

Ryu: Hm, I thought I'd be taller

Ryuko: I've been told I slouch

Ryu: I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know

Ryuko: It's in this pouch.

Ryu: Ouch... You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.

Ryuko: Yeah?

Ryu: Nothing...
Do Lamas weird you out?

Ryuko: Yeah, are they camels or sheep?

Ryu: No, no, I meant Lorenzo!

Ryuko: Oh, that's right

Ryu&Ryuko: He played Meap!
Now I know all about you~
And you know all about me

Ryuko: Ooh-wee-ooh!

Ryu&Ryuko: And now before me I see~
Someone with whom I agree!
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me!
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me!
Now that I've found you~
We can be a duo~!

(That's right!)

Ryu&Ryuko: Twice the chaos!
Double Black and Red

Ryu: Coming at you Fridays!

Ryuko: What's that, are we doing a TV show together?

Ryu: Oh no, it just sort of sounded like- I mean, we could. We should!

Ryuko: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.

Ryu: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. Ah?

Everyone looked unable to comprehend what had just occurred. The two new alternate universe friends high five'd at this.

FOURTH WALL:

Azure: -_- Goodbye mental stability...

Bulma: ... Who's that?

They saw a white haired teen on his phone.

Fang: ... OH SHIT- STOP THE CHAPTER!!!!

CHAPTER END!! (?)