A/N: vegeta meets the goddess of destruction.

(Had to repost this page since I wasn't seeing anything).

Goka was critically damaged on the ground after only a 5 second fight with lady Berra.

Goka:.......o......ow.........

Austine: oh dear. Shouldn't have challenged my mother like that.

Lady Beera: it doesn't matter now. It's obvious that this woman isn't the super saiyan god I was looking for. Let's just get going, whis. We'll see if we'll be able to find what we're looking for on earth.

Whis: of course, my lady.

Lady Beera and Austine placed their hands on whis shoulders again.

Lady Berra: alright then, see you later north Kai, you fat bastard.

The three of them left.

King Kai:.................................."whispers" bitch.

Lady Beera: what was that?!

King Kai: gah!!!!!! Nothing!

Lady Beera: I thought so.

Goka: eh..........................my everything hurts.

King Kai: well serves you right for trying to challenge lady Berra to a fight, you stupid bitch!

Goka: I thought I could beat her.

King Kai: well you thought wrong. Looks like I'll haft to make a call.

Goka: to who?

King Kai: who the hell so you think?

Goka:..................................Santa?

King Kai:..................oh my god, what the hell does (Y/N) see in you?

Goka: well I am very good in bed with him.

King Kai: did not need to know that.

(Meanwhile).

Vegeta was in a room, training all by herself while doing lasers from small metals orbs. She was trying to focus on not smashing them and just deactivate them all by gently pressing the small buttons on them. But once she was about to push a button on another one, she heard king kai's voice.

King Kai: yo vegeta, you hearing me. It's king Kai.

Vegeta Smashed the orb.

Vegeta: god damn it! Wait the hell do you want you fat overgrown smurf?!

King Kai: yeah, yeah, missed you too, bitch tits. Cut the attitude for a moment and listen. The goddess of destruction, Lady Beera, is heading to earth at this very moment.

Vegeta: lady Berra, I think I remember a name like that.

King Kai: yeah, I bet you have. Anyway, now she's awake and she's looking for a challenge. Neither you or anyone engage her in any way. So no name calling or fighting. If one thing sets her off, earth can kiss it's blue and green ass goodbye.

Vegeta: you really think someone like this Berra person would just blow up the earth?

King Kai: don't play stupid and go and fight him anyway, vegeta. She knocked the shit out of Goka in under 5 seconds.

Vegeta: are you fucking kidding me?! 5 fucking seconds?!

King Kai: hell yeah.

Goka: hm.........I wonder what she meant earlier about a super saiyan god?

Goka tried to sit up, but ended up yelling in pain.

Goka: ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

King Kai: yeah, not a smart idea now is it? Now vegeta, you need to hurry to the ship where the others are.

Vegeta: I'm already there.

King Kai: wha?

Vegeta: this ship has a training section of it. Still lame as shit.

King Kai: fuck it. You know what to do. King Kai, out.

He stopped speaking telepathically with vegeta.

Vegeta: so this Berra woman beat kakarot up in just five seconds. What I crock of shit. I could've kicked her ass I'm under less that 1 second. Still. That name.......Berra..........where have I heard it before?

Lady Beera: ah, princess vegeta.

Vegeta turned around and saw Berra, whis and Austine behind her.

Lady Beera: greetings.

Vegeta: who the hell are you?

Lady Beera: do I really have to give you my name? After all, you are already dead.

She pointed at Vegeta.

Vegeta: I'll fucking kill you!

Berra simply glared and vegeta suddenly couldn't move her body any more.

Vegeta: wh..........what the hell?!

Vegeta looked up at Berra and that's when it hit her.

Vegeta:"gasps"

(Flashback).

Queen vegeta was kneeling before lady Berra, who had her foot placed over her head.

Lady Beera: can't your small ass mind know why I'm so angry, saiyan queen?

Queen Vegeta:........

Lady Beera: answer me.

Queen Vegeta: because I promised I'd fulfill your mission under the time you gave me, lady Berra, but it took longer than I thought it would.

Lady Beera: wrong.

Queen Vegeta: ?!

Vegeta, around her much younger age was witnessing the whole thing going on.

Kid Vegeta: mother's being humiliated. Now can she take that. Who is this bitch?

Lady Beera: I know I consider myself a,very flexible deity. But there is one thing I can not stand. The arrogance of others when they do not give a destroyer her due.

She slammed queen vegeta's head to the ground.

Lady Beera: I wanted to most comfortable pillow in the universe. And I know you have it and tried to trick me with the second best.

She lifted queen vegeta up by her hair, only for her to punch her in the stomach.

Queen Vegeta: ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Kid Vegeta: you bitch! That is the queen of all saiyans!

Kid vegeta ran at the goddess of destruction, only to be stopped by her glare and fell.

(End of flashback).

Vegeta remembered it all now. She was once again faced with Lady Beera, The Goddess of Destruction.

Vegeta: ....................we're so fucked.

A/N: basically.