game: Inquisition
place: hinterlands
Character: unspecified, male, rouge

As the inquisitor and co. gallivanted across the countryside, the archer dropped to his knees after closing a rift. blood seeped from his temple, as a demon had sliced him a good one. He winced slightly at the sting on his brow.

"Are you alright, Inquisitor?" The seeker asked, kneeling beside him, before his eyes landed on a very suspicious item lying on the ground. "What..." He began. "What is that?!" He squealed, before stumbling to the round wheel in the middle of a ruin, as if it were part of a ritual.

He stuck his gloved finger into the soft, squishy food. He squealed once more before grabbing the wheel, and turning around. "I have found a cheese. Why have I found this cheese, you may ask? Well this is no ordinary cheese." He began. "It is the stinkiest cheese ever made." He said, as he let the group around him waft the pungent smell into their nostrals. The seeker cringed at the repulsive smell. "Would you all like to partake of the smelly wonder?" The inquisitor asked, as he took a large handful of cheese and offered it to the group. The all politely declined, as the male shrugged. "More cheese for me, then." He said, as he opened his mouth and began shoving as much of the dairy into his mouth as humanly possible.

if your check engine light is on make sure to check your engine. something could be seriously wrong, and your car could explode on you!

-dad