I get thrown into a bus and I groan. "Man, just give me my bracelet, make it fair for you." I say to Deatheater as I get up, my muscles aching. "God I haven't worked out this hard since training with popsicle and agent red head." I say and Deatheater runs at me again.

I sigh and pick up a car door, blocking his attacks.

"HEYO!" A very obnoxious sounding guy jumps onto the scene.

We look at him and I whack DE with my car door shield and he goes flying. "Damn it, should have grabbed my bracelet, now I have to get close again." I say in mild annoyance. "Dude in the onesie, go home before you get hurt." I say to him as he walks over to me.

Bullets fly at us and one hits my leg as I block my vitals with the door.

I take a sharp intake of breath at the sudden pain. "Damn it." I say as I pull onesie down next to me so he doesn't get hurt.

"Ooo, that looks bad." Onesie says as he looks at my leg.

"I'll be fine, now get inside the bus, you'll be safe there." I say to him as I get up. "God fucking damn it." I mutter to myself since my leg is in pain, but I just charge forward towards DE.

"Your not getting this back, I'm gonna sell it and its gonna make a lot of money." DE says as he holds up my bracelet.

I throw the car door like how Cap throws his shield and it hits the guy square in the chest, making him fall backwards and he hits the ground and basically, goes braindead, it was a harsh fall.

"I just needed my bracelet back DE, you didn't have to steal it." I say to him as I grab the bracelet from his hand.

"What's with the bracelet?" Onesie asks me.

"Its my suit." I say to him as I put the bracelet on.

"Well the outfit looks complete now." Onesie says to me and I sigh.

"All I wanted was a cheeseburger meal and this happens, how to explain this to Mr. Stark." I ponder and the police get here. "Oh, shit." I say as they surround us with guns. "Fucking damn it, I'm not the bad guy, the bad guy is down there, you see this bullet wound? He attempted to kill me to take my bracelet!" I say to the officers as I hold my hands up in surrender.

"Like we'd believe that." Chief of police says to me and I groan loudly in frustration.

"Don't make me bleed into my suit, blood is hard to get off metal." I say to Chief as his officers walk over. "Fiiiiiiinnnnnnee." I say long and annoyed. "Aries, would you activate my suit for me?" I ask and a skin tight purple suit activates around me.

"Oh my god." Onesie says shocked.

"Your leg is badly damaged, you might need a brace." Aries says to me through the head com in my ear that connects to the suit.

"I know. Aries, send a Message to Mr. Stark telling him the delivery was a little delayed." I say to Aries.

"Kid I can hear you." Mr. Stark says on the other com.

"The hero Ayame?" A Police officer asks shocked.

"What?" Chief asks confused.

"She's an Avenger and works with Ironman, Captain America, The Hulk, Thor-"

"Those vandalizers?" Chief asks him and I just sigh.

"All I wanted was a damn burger, I should have just gotten delivery pizza instead, I wouldn't be in this mess." I mutter as I look up at the sky as the officers talk.

"Hey its Deadpool!" Some teenage boy yells as he points to Onesie behind me.

"Really?" Chief asks amazed.

I just slowly facepalm, ready to go back to Stark Tower. "Slowly bleeding out into my suit is fun, jeez, this is gonna be a pain to get out." I say.

"Your bleeding?" Tony asks in my com.

"Yeah, DE shot me in the leg, he stole my suit and I was getting it back." I say to him with a sigh.

I end up deactivating my suit as the police debate and I sit down.

"Hey girl, are you alright?" Onesie asks me.

"Oh I'm fine, I'll be just fine, if the police will get their damned job done and over with already, there are security cameras up here, if they checked the footage they'll see I'm innocentish." I say to him as I just sit there.

"Ayame, Deadpool, your both under arrest for vandalism." Chief says to us and I groan as I lay back on the ground.

"I gave them the answer, I gave them the fucking answer! At this rate I'd rather the bullet be in my head, I'm so ashamed of the police of my city, they're so fucking dumb." I say in annoyance.

"Well not everyone has an IQ of 200." Tony says in my Com.

"Shut up Sherlock, whos fault is it that I'm smarter than the average teenage genius?" I ask Tony annoyed.

The officers cuff me as they get me off the ground.

"I'm done trying to prove myself now, Just got to face the facts that, Life hates me, and there is nothing I can do about it." I say and they push me against one of the cars and pad me down.

They take my Coms, my bracelet and my senior ring that got from Highschool and then they push me into the back of the cop car.

"This is not how I imagined my Saturday would go." I say to myself.

Onesie gets put in beside me and I just lean forward till my forehead is touching my knees.

"Alright, time to go you two." Chief says to us as he gets in the car.

"Just kill me, I only left the tower to grab a burger." I mutter.

"We can get out of this you know." Onesie says to me and I just sigh.

"Robotics taught me nothing on how to jump out of moving police cars, being in an orphanage did though, but not with a bullet wound, chances of surviving is slim, unless your immortal like Bella, or a demigod like Percy Jackson." I say to him as the Chief drinks some coffee while driving. "Hey Fuzz, I thought it was illegal to drink and drive?" I ask him with a smirk.

"Its coffee kid, its not illegal if its coffee." Chief retorts.

"You know its decaf right?" I ask him.

"I know, I can't have Caffeine." Chief says to me. "And also, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do-"

"Bla bla bla, you know it isn't the first time I've heard that sentence right?" I interrupt him.

We pull into the station and I notice Onesie jumped out of the car.

"Hmm." I hum surprised.

I get pulled in for questioning about DE and I answer truthfully, but I still get put in a cell.

I start singing the most annoying jail songs I can think of and the cop who is in here, just sighs and hits his head against the wall repeatedly.

"Where is Olivia?"

"Follow the awful singing."

"Oh dear god." Tony says as the door gets opened.

He walks over to my cell and I stop and look at him.

"THANK GOD!" The cop guard yells in relief and I have trouble hiding my smirk.

"Come on, you've still got school to finish this year." Tony says as the door gets opened.

I get up and basically limp after him.

"Stop that." Tony says to me and I raise an eyebrow.

"Stop what?" I ask him.

"That limping." Tony says to me.

"I can't help it, there is still a bullet in my leg." I say to him.

"Why is there still a bullet in your leg?" Tony asks annoyed.

"My hands are dirty and I didn't want to give myself an infection trying to pull it out." I say to him and he sighs.

"This is why I gave you a suit, so you wouldn't get shot." Tony says to me.

"I couldn't help it that my suit got stolen and I was trying to get it back." I say to him and he shakes his head.

"Just go to the hospital." Tony says to me and I just give him the most deadpan look.

"Yeah, sure, fine, it totally won't look weird as I limp down the streets to the hospital." I say sarcastically.

"Good, now go." Tony says shooing me with his hand as he walks towards his Limo.

I roll my eyes and I put my Aries com back in my ear, then I put on my bracelet.

"Aries, can you activate my feet thrustsers?" I ask her.

"Yes." Aries says and my thrustsers activate which puts me off balance but I manage to get to the hospital, flipping Tony off as I pass his Limo, I also see him spit his coffee out and I smirk.

I just go to my apartment and I wash my hands, then I get my first Aid Kit.

"Aries, can you order pizza?" I ask as I sit on my closed toilet.

"Yes, I can Olivia." Aries says to me. "Shall I do that now?" Aries asks me.

"Yes please, uh, one cheese, no, make that two cheese pizza's, and a triple order of breadsticks." I say to Aries.

"Alright, it'll be here in twenty minutes." Aries says to me.

"Thank you Aries." I say and I get the bullet out of my leg.

"Sweet flat."

I jump and almost hit a vein in my leg as I look over to see onesie. "Oh my god." I say under my breath. "Aries, scan." I say and a blue holographic light shines from my com and goes up and down as I pour cleaning alcohol on my wound. "Oh sweet mother of baby Jesus." I whisper yell as its just pain, lots of pain, a stinging pain.

"Scan Complete. His name is Wade Wilson, he was mutated to have a healing factor, teleportation, Immortality, and Hysterical Strength. He goes by the name Deadpool, and he classifies himself as neither a villain or a hero." Aries says to me as I hiss quietly.

I hum. "Why is he in my apartment? How did he get in my apartment? Why is he in my apartment?" I ask Aries.

"Your repeated your first question." Aries says to me.

I breath out in immense pain as the cleaning alcohol cleans my wound.

"Well, I heard you order some pizza's." Onesie says to me as he leans on the door to my bathroom.

I glance up at him and I nod.

I get out what I need to stitch up my wound and I stitch it up as Onesie cringes majorly, while as I'm in immense pain.

I cut the string and then I clean up the excess blood, and then I wrap some bandages on my leg.

I clean up my mess as I mutter out curses.

"Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital?" Onesie asks me.

I just stop what I'm doing to stare at him. "Shouldn't you have gotten questioned by the police? Or better yet, are you my mother?" I ask him and Onesie nods.

"Fair point." Onesie says to me and I hear the door bell go off.

"Shit." I curse and I walk to the kitchen, grabbing my wallet and then I get to the door, I open it and the pizza guy stands there awkwardly.

"Are you having a party?" He asks me awkwardly and I shake my head.

"No, this is for me." I say as I get out the amount I owe.

"And me!" Onesie appears behind me, scaring the absolute shit out of me and I end up accidentally elbowing him in the face. Onesie falls to the ground though. "My face!" He cries.

"Oh suck it up, I just stitched up my leg without crying, get your act together." I say and the pizza guy stares at us in shock.

"Your friends with Deadpool?" He asks me.

I just sigh. "Kid, he appeared in my apartment, I don't know what to do with him, you can have him if you want though." I say and Onesie gets up.

"No way!" Onesie yells at me and I flick him in the forehead.

"Shut up." I say and the pizza guy hands me my boxes and my breadsticks, I pay him and he leaves, looking very happy.

I just watch him for a moment, seriously confused, but I shrug and take my food to the living room.

I then go and finish cleaning up and I wash my hands.

Once I'm finished with that, I get changed into my comfortable clothes and I sit in the living room with Onesie.

I take a pizza box and I open it to reveal a melty cheese pizza, but it looks delicious.

"Oh my god." Onesie says over my shoulder, just staring at my pizza.

I roll my eyes and I take a slice out as I turn on Netflix.

We end up watching Hercules, Onesie's request.

I binge eat the entire pizza and two bags of breadsticks.

My door gets opened.

"Olivia before you shoot, its me Parker!" I hear Peter yell.

"Living room!" I call and he walks in to see Onsie.

"Olivia, is that Deadpool?" Peter asks me nervously.

I look at him, then at onesie then back at Peter. "Look, he just appeared out of nowhere, his name is Wade Wilson, have fun." I say to Peter and he nods nervously as I get up and stretch. "I gotta go." I say to Peter and he nods.

I jump out my window and I activate my suit.

"Aries, keep surveillance on onesie." I say to my suit.
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