A series of writing prompts based on things I've heard/said over the course of tech week. Feel free to ask to use!

"Hey you! You're my stunt double now! Now go get killed."

"Don't you dare go out there while that leaf in stuck in your lace."

"They should know by know that it takes me longer than a half hour to get my war face on."

"Nevermind, you can keep your king. His second son is much cuter anyways. And a lot less jerky."

"Who stole my vanity?" "I don't know, I don't think anyone took it because you still seem pretty vain to me." "I MEANT THE VANITY TABLE, YOU IDIOT."

"Make the necklace tighter. Don't worry about it, I'm used to getting strangled."

"My shoes aren't period, but it's okay because I'm the costumer and I can do what I want."

"I dare you to wear these knock-off Uggs and see if they notice."

"Not everything bad in your life is caused by a ghost. Sometime it's just caused by you."

"I hide in the darkness so that I don't get asked to do anything that I don't want to do."

"Am I too early or too late, you people need to make up your minds."

"Stop duct taping the dress to your skin. It is going to be okay, I promise."

"I may not be able to carry a tune, but at least I can remember the words."

"I never thought I would be telling you this, but you need to be more whiny."

"Thinking about you makes me want to throw up. Because I don't like feeling happy while thinking about you."