Writing prompts based on things I heard/said during the my English class. Feel free to use!

"I was just almost arrested for having drugs that I don't have in a truck that I don't own."

"It would appear that the majority of the intelligence is located over at their table."

"Since your husband is going to be out of town on his birthday, we've decided to host a party for him in class. You're welcome."

"My brother called me 'uncultured swine' because I colored into different directions."

"It sounds like video game music because it is video game music."

"We're not going to understand anything in their presentation because it's just going to be all band inside jokes."

"Yes, I do believe that he is capable of sabotage. He's a very competitive person, you know."

"You can't just say that to the principal!"

"How do you not know what her project is? She's your twin!"

"Guys, we have to lie to the other classes. That way they won't make a better grade on the quiz than we did."

"Am I the only one who thinks that this book was complete trash? Anyone?"

"You are surprisingly good at forgery. It's scary, actually."

"The fifth question asks if we know the definition of memes. Who do they think we are?"

"I'll give back the basketball when you promise to stop aiming it at my head."

"I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure that your daughter's doll is possessed.