Okay so Webkinz was this online game that I adored when I was little. In order to get on the site, you had to buy a little Webkinz stuffed animal and use their code to get an account. After logging in that code, you had exactly a year to get another Webkinz in order to avoid getting booted off the site. You could dress up and feed your Webkinz, build a house, play games, and explore the various different places in the Webkinz town. You had to keep your Webkinz healthy and rested or else they would get really sick and you would have to spend a fortune of your Webkinz money to buy food and medicine to get them better. If it had been a while since you had logged in, they would get extremely sick as well, maybe even to the point of death.

I was kind of sort of obsessed with Webkinz. I had TONS of them. I named them all in alphabetical order (except for the hamster, since she wasn't technically a normal Webkinz but a means to play in a cool 3D game). I came up with specific personalities for them, including their dreams, careers, skill-sets, and relationships. For example, Alena was a ballerina, Coldy was working to save the world from global warming, and Fern wanted to be the first turkey to truly fly. Using money I earned in games, I built a big house, with bedrooms for each of them. Strangely enough, I thought only one bathroom would be good enough for all of them. When I was seven, I even wrote books for the dramatic backstories of my first two Webkinz. It was wild.

Upon entering middle school, I lost interest in playing on Webkinz. However, today I developed a curiosity to see if they would still let me log in. I figured that it wouldn't, and even if it did, all of my Webkinz would be dead.

I was wrong.

Upon logging in, I was immediately greeted with a screen presenting me with multiple rewards for ???

After I waited out all of the prizes, I checked on my Webkinz.

They're all fINE.

???

It's been like five years, they should all be dead, what is happening

Furthermore, I still have all of my money, clothes, material possessions, and house

So anyways, I am completely shook over my account being completely fine and also a little guilty because now apparently all of my Webkinz children are naked and that is a problem that must be fixed. If anyone wants to see how great of an interior designer my five-year-old through ten-year-old self was, just pick a room from the map and I'll show you guys later XD