*the lights slowly come up*

*enters stage right*

*the crowd goes wild*

*clears throat*

*the room goes silent, the audience waiting in anticipation*

Hello, and welcome back! Today we'll be discussing...

Wait

. . .

*glances at chapter count*

Seriously? So soon? Are we sure that's right?

*muffled whispers come from behind the curtains*

*sigh*

Okay, if you say so.

*turns back to my adoring audience*

Apparently, this chapter marks the finale of Drabbles, Babbles, and Other Assorted Writings! AKA my second random book. I've gone through 400 chapters already. Yikes. That's scary.

But in a way, it's kind of fitting, considering what tomorrow is. April 13th is my one year anniversary on Wattpad! So really, this is the end of my first year and the beginning of a new one! How fun!

Anyways, with the end of this book, a new random book rises. For more Emerald Ephemeral content, go check out Emerald Green, which will be posted tomorrow (April 13th, 2018) and should have this masterpiece of a cover that the living masterpiece ontheupsidedown created:

Happy Year One, darlings. I look forward to the future here on Wattpad with you guys.