(Makoto Naegi made a group chat)

(Makoto Naegi invited 14 other people into the chat)

Mondo Owada: How the fuck are you awake at 6:00 a.m.?

Makoto Naegi: IDK. But, I decided that a group chat could help us become closer as friends at 6:00 a.m. so I guess me not being able to sleep is a good thing... kinda?

(Makoto Naegi changed their name to Lucky Egg)

(Lucky Egg changed Mondo Owada's name to VroomVroom)

VroomVroom: How the actual fuck am I supposed to feel about this chat name?

Lucky Egg: Don't worry about it. It's late so I don't think you're supposed to know how to feel.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: It is very late! You both need to go to sleep, or it might affect your health!

(Lucky Egg changed Kiyotaka Ishimaru's name to PrefectMcKinkyBoots)

PrefectMcKinkyBoots: How... How are my boots "kinky"? But nonetheless you both need sleep!

VroomVroom: Hey, baby, I want to go to sleep as much as the next person but how about we wait till everyone gets in the chat so Makoto can give them their chat names?

PrefectMcKinkyBoots: ...

PrefectMcKinkyBoots: Fine. But once everyone has their chat name we all go to bed!

Byakuya Togami: Babe, I demand an explanation on why you're up so late! You said you were going downstairs to get some warm milk and you'd come right back up and you haven't

Lucky Egg: The warm milk hasn't really worked. But, I made a group chat out of boredom and sleepiness because of it, so, yay?

(Lucky Egg changed Byakyuya Togami's name to Draco Malfoy)

Draco Malfoy: The best character in Harry Potter.

PrefectMcKinkyBoots: I personally think Hermione Granger or Luna Lovegood are the best characters, but all of us have different opinions.

Draco Malfoy: True. And I do like Hermione Granger. Honestly, without her, Ron and Harry would have been dead.

Draco Malfoy: Also, Naegi, baby, please come back to bed.

Aoi Asahina: Byakuya Togami, SHSL softie for his boyfriend.

Celestia Ludenburg: Wait, are you telling me that Mondo and Togami have the same Talent? Because they both seem to be SHSL soft for their boyfriends.

(Lucky Egg changed Aoi Asahina's name to MermaidOfTheDounutKingdom)

(Lucky Egg changed Celestia Ludenburg's name to PokerFace)

MermaidOfTheDonutKingdom: OHMYGODYAAASSSSSSSSSS! MERMAID DOUNUTS!

PokerFace: It's a pun on my Talent, how clever.

Sakura Ogami: Hello everyone. May I ask what we are all up to on such a late hour. I was training and I kept hearing my phone ding. I go curious and picked it up to find that Naegi has made a group chat.

Lucky Egg: Yeah, I'm kinda sleep deprived so I decided to make this.

PrefectMcKinkyBoots: Yes, and we're all going to go back to sleep as soon as everyone has a chat name!

(Lucky Egg changed Sakura Ogami's name to The Ogre)

The Ogre: My nickname for my chat name. Seems fitting.

Kyouko Kirigiri: At least I'm not the only one who can't sleep. I've been working on this one case for awhile and it's been keeping me up.

PokerFace: I assume you're reading in the living room at the moment. Would you like me to come down and make you some tea, Love?

Kyouko Kirigiri: That'd be nice. Thank you Amour.

Kyouko Kirigiri: <3

PokerFace: <3

(Lucky Egg changed Kyouko Kirigiri's name to Nancy Drew)

Leon Kuwata: I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP CAUSE OF YA'LL, YA'LL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF MEEEE!

(Lucky Egg changed Leon Kuwata's name to Ballsy)

Ballsy: FUCK YOU I'M TIRED! LET ME A LE SLEEP!!!!

Yasuhiro Hagakure: Yo, I can't sleep at all. I'm liiiiiike, like way too fucking high.

(Lucky Egg changed Yauhiro Hagakure's name to Stoner)

Stoner: Okay, okay, legit. name.

Toko Fukawa: You put two periods in your sentence.

(Lucky Egg changed Toko Fukawa's name to AvidReaderOrSerialKiller)

AvidReaderOrSerialKiller: Ha ha, very funny. We get, my split personality kills people.

Lucky Egg: No! I wouldn't make your chat name off of your disorder! I made your chat name that because we can't really tell who it is through a screen!

AvidReaderOrSerialKiller: ...

AvidReaderOrSerialKiller: Fair point.

Sayaka Maizono: I agree with Leon. All of you woke me up. Please be quiet.

(Lucky Egg changed Sayaka Maizono's name to Ariana Grande)

Ariana Grande: ...

Ariana Grande: I do love girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble.

Mukuro Ikusaba: Hi guys! May I ask, what we're all doing up so late?

Draco Malfoy: Speak of the Devil! Also, scroll up and you'll find out.

Mukuro Ikusaba: Huh. I guess I'm not the only one up late training.

(Lucky Egg changed Mukuro Ikusaba's name to SevenNationArmy)

SevenNationArmy: Oh! I love The White Stripes! :>

Chihiro Fujisaki: Hi guys!

Lucky Egg: Hi Chihiro!

(Lucky Egg changed Chihiro Fujisaki's name to Pidge Gunderson)

Pidge Gunderson: I love the name, AND I love Voltron! I just wish the fandom was less toxic...

Hifumi Yamada: Yes. That is one fandom I wish to never write fanfic for again.

(Lucky Egg changed Hifumi Yamada's name to MTC)

MTC: LOL. 

PrefectMcKinkyBoots: Okay, since EVERYONE has a chat name now, we all have to go to bed. Or, at the very least, go back to training then go to bed.

Ballsy: THANK THE LORD FOR KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU! YA'LL BETTER GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I KNOCK YA'LL OUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

Draco Malfoy: Okay then... Goodnight everybody.

(Lucky Egg, VroomVroom, PrefectMcKinkyBoots, and others have logged off)

CAN YOU BELIVE IT! THE DR1 CHATFIC IS FINALLY HERE! I hope you all enjoyed this short beginning chapter and have a lovely day my Hell Beauties! Bye!

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