App...lications?
Mathew, LordGrantham, Cora, No. 1, LadyEdith, Sybil, Chauffeur, Mr. Carson, Mrs. Hughes, O'Brien, Jimbo, Alfie, Mr. Suave, Anna, Mr. Cane, TheCook, and Daisy have been added to the conversation.
Mathew: Yo, what up?
Mr. Suave: The sky. Ahhh, see how SUAVE I was?!!
Mathew: ...I will ignore that. But really, why are we here?
No. 1: Well, I'm at the house visiting...
Anna: And I'm texting for her...again...
No. 1: Your lucky to be texting for someone like me.
Anna: Yes m'lady.
Mr. Cane: Another conversation with yourself...odd.
Anna: Yup.
No. 1: Hm.
Mary: Shesh, spammers. It's only been like a minute, and my phone is going crazy!
Mr. Suave: Just tell us why we're here already!
Mary: Fine! I was wondering if any of you have been using any apps.
No. 1: What?
Mathew: You know, apps. The texting app is on your phone, so your using it right now.
No. 1: What?!
Mary: App is short for application; they are applications on your phone.
No. 1: That clears up a tiny part of what I am trying to understand.
Mary: At least something does.
Anna: I'll try to explain it to her...
Mary: Good luck.
Anna: ....Thanks?
Anna: Well, as you know me and Mr. Bates have been using the Monopoly one...and I've been winning.
Mr. Cane: I'm letting you win.
Anna: Suuuuure.
Alfie: I just got one called...let me see...Angered Birds?
Jimbo: You mean Angry Birds.
Alfie: Yup, that's it. It's....interesting.
Mr. Suave: Meh, I've passed all the levels, gotten three gold stars, and a feather for each.
Alfie: *in awe*
Mr. Suave: Yes, yes, I am amazing.
Mary: Oh gosh, this isn't what we need.
Mathew: Agreed. Any other apps?
Sybil: Ooo! Rose showed me Goat Simulator!
Mary: When did she get a phone?
Sybil: Oh, uh...never mind. But I'll add her to the convo.
Mary: Greeeeeat...
MissAwesome has been added to the conversation.
Mr. Suave: Finally, someone has good taste in making a name...like me.
MissAwesome: Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary: ....Though that many exclamation points probably weren't necessarily. Anyways, what is this 'Goat Simulator'?
MissAwesome: Oh, it's the most AMAZING and SMASHING game!!!
Mary: Annnnd what do you do in it?!
MissAwesome: Your a goat!
Mathew: ....A goat?
MissAwesome: Yes!!!
Mary: ......Thrilling.
Jimbo: Pardon, but Lady Rose isn't explaining it very well. Pretty much, it's a game where your a goat, and you get to terrorize some towns.
Mathew: Uhm....fun?
Alfie: Actually, it is.
MissAwesome: Yes!!!
Mary: ...Okay, moving on. What else?
Mathew: I could bring one up....
Mary: Which?
Mathew: Oh, yah know...
Mary: Oh goodness, probably not a good idea, we could start a riot.
Mathew: Meh, I don't care.
Mary: Of course not.
Mathew: So, anyone play Minecraft?
Jimbo: YESSSSSSSSS!!!
Alfie: OH MY GOODNESS YES!
Mary: Heeeere we go.
Jimbo: I love that game!!! They just came out with horses!!
Alfie: Totally! Upgrade!!!
Sybil: HORSSSSEEEEE
Chauffeur: And there are pigs!
Sybil: PIGGGIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!
Mathew: Yah...sorry Mary, bad idea.
Jimbo and Alfie have been deleted from the conversation.
Mathew: Ah, the mad deleter has returned.
Mary: Hm.
No. 1: I'm not even going to ask what that was all about.
Anna: Thank you.
No. 1: Your welcome. I don't know why, but your welcome.
Mary: So, anything else?
Mathew: Well, there is always Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat,
Mary: We are texting, that's enough socializing.
Anna: You've probably got a point there.
Mr. Suave: Plus we never have anything to talk about on here anyways.
Mathew: Hm, true. Any other apps?
Mr. Suave: GTA.
Mathew: NO. WE. ARE. NOT. GETTING. INTO. THAT.
Mary: Uhm, what?
Mathew: Nothing, nothing...
Mr. Suave: Just a game, M'lady.
Mr. Carson: Should I know about it, Thomas?
Mr. Suave: Not especially.
Mrs. Hughes: Interesting answer.
Mr. Suave: Thanks
Mrs. Hughes: Uhm, wasn't a compliment.
Mr. Suave: Ohhh....
O'Brien: *snicker*
Mr. Suave: -_-
Mary: Alright, really, are there any good apps?
Mathew: I dunno.
Mary: Well, that's helpful...
Chauffeur: Wait....GTA?
Mr. Suave: Yup.
Chauffeur: You....you play that game?!
Mr. Suave: Uhm...
Chauffeur: You should be ashamed of yourself!!
Mr. Suave: ...
Mr. Suave: Oh, yah, duuuhhh, that car guy.
Sybil: Yes! Be ashamed! Oh, wait, never mind I forgive you.
MissAwesome: Same! We forgive you!
Chauffeur: Yes, I agree.
Mr. Suave: ...this is odd.
Mary: Yes, but seriously, any other apps?!
Mr. Suave: Oh, I know of a few workout apps that Mr. Carson can use.
Mr. Carson: .........
Mr. Suave: Oh, and surgeon simulator for Lord Mathew's mother.
Mathew: Okay....oh, and she just got a phone.
No. 1: Please no...
Izzie has been added to the conversation.
MissAwesome: I chose her name!!!
Sybil: It's awesome!!
MissAwesome: Cause I'm MissAwesome!!!
Sybil: Yaya!!!!
No. 1: Yes...nice name.
Izzie: And yours is quite...modest...
No. 1: I know.
Izzie: -_-
Mathew: Great, another two people fighting. Mother, please behave yourself.
Izzie: You sure you should be saying that to me?
Mathew: Hm, I don't know.
Mary: Than make up your mind!
Mathew: Goodness....
Cora: Oh, Mary, we have guests arriving.
Mary: Uhm, no one told me people were coming.
Cora: I'm telling you now?
Mary: Thanks....bye all.
Mary has left the conversation.
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