App...lications?

Mathew, LordGrantham, Cora, No. 1, LadyEdith, Sybil, Chauffeur, Mr. Carson, Mrs. Hughes, O'Brien, Jimbo, Alfie, Mr. Suave, Anna, Mr. Cane, TheCook, and Daisy have been added to the conversation.

Mathew: Yo, what up?

Mr. Suave: The sky. Ahhh, see how SUAVE I was?!!

Mathew: ...I will ignore that. But really, why are we here?

No. 1: Well, I'm at the house visiting...

Anna: And I'm texting for her...again...

No. 1: Your lucky to be texting for someone like me.

Anna: Yes m'lady.

Mr. Cane: Another conversation with yourself...odd.

Anna: Yup.

No. 1: Hm.

Mary: Shesh, spammers. It's only been like a minute, and my phone is going crazy!

Mr. Suave: Just tell us why we're here already!

Mary: Fine! I was wondering if any of you have been using any apps.

No. 1: What?

Mathew: You know, apps. The texting app is on your phone, so your using it right now.

No. 1: What?!

Mary: App is short for application; they are applications on your phone.

No. 1: That clears up a tiny part of what I am trying to understand.

Mary: At least something does.

Anna: I'll try to explain it to her...

Mary: Good luck.

Anna: ....Thanks?

Anna: Well, as you know me and Mr. Bates have been using the Monopoly one...and I've been winning.

Mr. Cane: I'm letting you win.

Anna: Suuuuure.

Alfie: I just got one called...let me see...Angered Birds?

Jimbo: You mean Angry Birds.

Alfie: Yup, that's it. It's....interesting.

Mr. Suave: Meh, I've passed all the levels, gotten three gold stars, and a feather for each.

Alfie: *in awe*

Mr. Suave: Yes, yes, I am amazing.

Mary: Oh gosh, this isn't what we need.

Mathew: Agreed. Any other apps?

Sybil: Ooo! Rose showed me Goat Simulator!

Mary: When did she get a phone?

Sybil: Oh, uh...never mind. But I'll add her to the convo.

Mary: Greeeeeat...

MissAwesome has been added to the conversation.

Mr. Suave: Finally, someone has good taste in making a name...like me.

MissAwesome: Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary: ....Though that many exclamation points probably weren't necessarily. Anyways, what is this 'Goat Simulator'?

MissAwesome: Oh, it's the most AMAZING and SMASHING game!!!

Mary: Annnnd what do you do in it?!

MissAwesome: Your a goat!

Mathew: ....A goat?

MissAwesome: Yes!!!

Mary: ......Thrilling.

Jimbo: Pardon, but Lady Rose isn't explaining it very well. Pretty much, it's a game where your a goat, and you get to terrorize some towns.

Mathew: Uhm....fun?

Alfie: Actually, it is.

MissAwesome: Yes!!!

Mary: ...Okay, moving on. What else?

Mathew: I could bring one up....

Mary: Which?

Mathew: Oh, yah know...

Mary: Oh goodness, probably not a good idea, we could start a riot.

Mathew: Meh, I don't care.

Mary: Of course not.

Mathew: So, anyone play Minecraft?

Jimbo: YESSSSSSSSS!!!

Alfie: OH MY GOODNESS YES!

Mary: Heeeere we go.

Jimbo: I love that game!!! They just came out with horses!!

Alfie: Totally! Upgrade!!!

Sybil: HORSSSSEEEEE

Chauffeur: And there are pigs!

Sybil: PIGGGIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!

Mathew: Yah...sorry Mary, bad idea.

Jimbo and Alfie have been deleted from the conversation.

Mathew: Ah, the mad deleter has returned.

Mary: Hm.

No. 1: I'm not even going to ask what that was all about.

Anna: Thank you.

No. 1: Your welcome. I don't know why, but your welcome.

Mary: So, anything else?

Mathew: Well, there is always Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat,

Mary: We are texting, that's enough socializing.

Anna: You've probably got a point there.

Mr. Suave: Plus we never have anything to talk about on here anyways.

Mathew: Hm, true. Any other apps?

Mr. Suave: GTA.

Mathew: NO. WE. ARE. NOT. GETTING. INTO. THAT.

Mary: Uhm, what?

Mathew: Nothing, nothing...

Mr. Suave: Just a game, M'lady.

Mr. Carson: Should I know about it, Thomas?

Mr. Suave: Not especially.

Mrs. Hughes: Interesting answer.

Mr. Suave: Thanks

Mrs. Hughes: Uhm, wasn't a compliment.

Mr. Suave: Ohhh....

O'Brien: *snicker*

Mr. Suave: -_-

Mary: Alright, really, are there any good apps?

Mathew: I dunno.

Mary: Well, that's helpful...

Chauffeur: Wait....GTA?

Mr. Suave: Yup.

Chauffeur: You....you play that game?!

Mr. Suave: Uhm...

Chauffeur: You should be ashamed of yourself!!

Mr. Suave: ...

Mr. Suave: Oh, yah, duuuhhh, that car guy.

Sybil: Yes! Be ashamed! Oh, wait, never mind I forgive you.

MissAwesome: Same! We forgive you!

Chauffeur: Yes, I agree.

Mr. Suave: ...this is odd.

Mary: Yes, but seriously, any other apps?!

Mr. Suave: Oh, I know of a few workout apps that Mr. Carson can use.

Mr. Carson: .........

Mr. Suave: Oh, and surgeon simulator for Lord Mathew's mother.

Mathew: Okay....oh, and she just got a phone.

No. 1: Please no...

Izzie has been added to the conversation.

MissAwesome: I chose her name!!!

Sybil: It's awesome!!

MissAwesome: Cause I'm MissAwesome!!!

Sybil: Yaya!!!!

No. 1: Yes...nice name.

Izzie: And yours is quite...modest...

No. 1: I know.

Izzie: -_-

Mathew: Great, another two people fighting. Mother, please behave yourself.

Izzie: You sure you should be saying that to me?

Mathew: Hm, I don't know.

Mary: Than make up your mind!

Mathew: Goodness....

Cora: Oh, Mary, we have guests arriving.

Mary: Uhm, no one told me people were coming.

Cora: I'm telling you now?

Mary: Thanks....bye all.

Mary has left the conversation.

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