At a ship known as SS Hyperion, flying in space to return to Earth, only to get hit by an unknown object, causing a crew member to get set on fire and tried to find an Extinguisher, end up exploding after it was out of date. The Captain shadowgamer254 closed his book and sighed... To see three people, are Kevin (My OC), Holy-Thunderer, and AwesomeNinja1027, at the window of the Hyperion.

Fernandez: Great plan, you idiot...

And then a UFO crash into the Hyperion, leading both ships falling!

Xenomorph Pilot: "WHY DID WE DO THAT!?"

Meanwhile...

Cmdr_Crimson is taking a dump, due to him eating something unsafe in Mexico.

Crimson: God damn it... my guts... Augh...

He then hears the sounds of something falling from the sky...

Crimson: What the...

Shadow, Thunderer, Fernandez, and Kevin landed back to earth, unharmed, despite Kevin his holding the umbrella. Then a UFO crashed at Crimson, killing him.

Kevin: Now, we needed to find GIFTwolf4001 or Grace!

Fernandez's Mind: Oy vey... Please, not a single gay meme...

Shadow's Mind: That's some country ass bullshit!

Shadow: Oh hello, Thunderer!

Thunderer: Hey, Shadow.

Fernandez: Let's go already!

Team ASEAN (Kevin, Thunderer, Shadow & Fernandez): OORAH!!!

The speed their way to a bar. Attackingoreos could only stare at the UFO and screamed.

Oreos: ARE YOU SHITTING ME!? HOW AM I GOING TO TAKE A DUMP, NOW!?

Downneck's base.

Downneck's Sandvich 1: You!

Downneck's Sandvich 2: Yes, come closer!

Downneck's Sandvich 1: I'm dressed like a little girl!

Downneck's Sandvich 2: Kiss me.

Downneck's Sandvich 1: As promised.

The two sandwiches kissed, and then Carlo breaks through the steel door.

JeanCarlo3806: Downneck!

Downneck screamed like a little girl and tossed Carlos at his table.

Carlo: YANDERE_DALEK! *Faints*

DALEK came in with his bodyguard.

DALEK's Bodyguard: Yeah.~

Downneck: DALEK! *hides his sandwiches*

DALEK: HERE. MEIN FUHRER, YOUR BOUNTY.

He's looking at the Most Wanted List from the Deep Web, by criminals. With four of his targets, to Downneck, they're worth more dead, than alive.

High Commander Shadow Freedom of the J.A.F. (Joint Forces Academy): 25.000.000$

Commander Kevin Lee of New Phoenix Project: 9.480.000$

Lieutenant Wilfredo Maverick Fernandez of the U.S.A.F.: 4.500.000$

Downneck: Wot.

Holy Thunderer: 1$ (Note: He ain't worth it.)

DALEK: YES, MEIN FUHRER. HOLY THUNDERER, MANAGED TO KEEP HIS OCCUPATION HIDDEN TOO WELL.

While Carlo is criticizing DALEK's Bodyguard.

Carlo: In my medical opinion, that helm looks ridiculous. Here's my second opinion, KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

DALEK's Bodyguard: ... Should I take that personally?

Downneck: Come.

A moment of silence.

Downneck: We kiss like men.

DALEK: WHAT!?

Back to our protagonists.

The BUTTSTAB bar is often the worst bar to go for a party, due to its reputation for homicides. But, it's the only way to find their contact.

Kevin: Darn.

Thunderer: No problemo, pal.

And then...

The guard is chilling in there, until...

Thunderer: Hey, hey! Nice place! This is... the Cops!

Thunderer toyed with the guard, and the sends a thumbs up at Kevin and Shadow, who they facepalmed.

Thunderer: Have a heart! We gotta help this old man with me!

Fernandez disguised himself as an old man.

He coughed at the guard's face, the guard sniffed and fall dead.

At Kevin and Shadow's location... Their jaws went wide open as if they thought Covid-19 have returned as something worse.

Shadow: That's disgusting...

Kevin: Yeah...

Thunderer: (At distance) Quit staring over there, and get in here!

They all got in, with Fernandez, tripped onto something.

NguynLThinPhc is letting his fingers in trouble.

Next, USSNimitz68 headshot KMS_Biscuit with her knife for no good reason, while Codmplayer2514 is asleep.

matthbpilot is having a normal time, while eating a slice of bread with a grenade, for some strange reason.

SyriaandIraq is sniffing the 'Good Stuff' (Aka. Cocainum). And then they collapsed.

Mobius117 just rekted Hallulel, yelling, 'America Rules!', while being drunk like an idiot.

Shadow went to his JFA Employee.

Shadow: Hey there.

The Employee turned around to be Roon, Shadow's eye widen in confusion and a pinch of fear, and she's ready to make Shadow hers...

As for Kevin, he managed to find his contact, Grace, and took a seat. Grace noticed Kevin and nodded, but, looked at Thunderer and Fernandez with confusion.

Kevin: I need some "Don't go to hell!"!

Grace smirked lustfully and said.

Grace: Seduce me.

Which they did.

Grace: E X C E L L E N T!~

Kevin, Fernandez, Shadow & Thunderer: -_- Are you finished?

Grace: Hehehe... Alright.~

Her magic has teleported the wrong person, she tried to teleport EmperorItsukaShido to here, but instead...

Greyghost1942: OOF! Where in the world!?

Fernandez: Grey!

Shadow: Grey ghosto!

Kevin: Thanks!

Grace: No problem!~

They went to T Pose for a while until...

Thunderer: HOLY SHIT!?

DrachenLegend found Kevin and his Guerillas, and he's not going alone. Three other gangsters followed him. But, no one was interested, even after the guy with an SMG fired to warn them, his got crushed by a block of concrete.

Drachen's Gangster 2: Apples.

The others now alarmed by them and then got to their guns or melees and...

MilitaryPro1: Mày chết rồi, con! "You're dead, boi!"

ReddyRedround: Chuẩn bị ăn đạn đi! "Get ready to eat bullets!"

Causing Drachen to shit a brick.

Grace: Quickly!!!

Grace used her magic to summon a portal to Downneck's Base.

Thunderer: I ain't-

Kevin: Sorry, Not Sorry!

Kevin pushed Thunderer to the portal.

Thunderer: You son of a-!!!

Next is Kevin.

Kevin: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

And then, Grey Ghost, And finally, Both Fernandez and Grey.

But, they've been watched.

Jean Carlo: Wunderbar!

DALEK: YES.

BlagojPejov fell back to his drunken sleep.

And then...

Drachen finished the BUTTSTAB's Militia without any problems.

Drachen: Skills always beats luck.

Drachen's Gangster 2: Apples.

Another of Drachen's gangsters killed himself with his own arrow.

To be continued...