Downneck Disaster Pt.1

Downneck's Home.

Downneck is tying his fanfiction with a typewriter, until a doorbell.

Downneck: What now!?

Downneck goes to the door and blew it up, it was TheBreizhOne, he smirked at him and said.

Breizh: Downneck is fat man! Voila! *Shoved a note at Downneck's face*

Downneck took the paper and reads...

With that...

Breizh just wheezes and tries to walk away, only for a powerful punch by Downneck. Sending Breizh to his Car, sending it upside down. And turn back to his house and...

Downneck: TO THE SECRET LAB!

Downneck sits on the chair and pressed the button, lifted him backward... And then slammed through the concrete floor.

And sending Downneck to the small lab, made by VM_Russka's hard work. Downneck pulled the mattress to his fall.

Russka: What the blin are you doing here, Downneck!?

Downneck grabbed him and kicked him out.

And closed the secret door. He got ready for his mission when BlagojPejov0 arrive by the Yeeting chair.

Downneck: Blagoj!

Blagoj: Yes! *Drunk burp*

Downneck took his phone out and asked...

Downneck: Care to call DrachenLegend for me?

Blagoj: Sure... *Hic!*


At some distant tower.

*MLG Sound*

Drachen: Hello?

Blagoj: Sniper's ass get... *burp*... get bloody get... *hic!*... guns... *burp*... momma...*burp*... I'm being... *buuuuuuuurp*.

Drachen: ... What?

Blagoj: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOHOHOHOHO... *burp*.

Drachen: ... Alright, I'll help.

After that's done, the phone turned into a banana.

Blagoj: Wha?

After that, Downneck is now looking at the paper that he used his typewriter on.

Downneck's Mind: I have plan!

Blagoj's Mind: *Drunk Burp*


The Grand Plan.

They've infiltrated into Agent Lee's Floating Island HQ. There's just a single guard, due to its lack of popularity and funding. There's a moving box, the guard just shrugs as he's lazy as hell. After that, someone pulled the box out, revealing the box hider, USS-Montana. Drachen just looked at him and said.

Drachen: Nothing personal, mate. *shoved his middle finger at Montana* I'm just better.

Drachen just laughed and tried to climb the roof of the barracks... Only to fall to the ground, Montana laughed at him.

Drachen: *Phone* BLAGOJ!!!

And then the car of Blagoj came at the vehicle storage, The guard just looked at him confused.

Blagoj: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And he tried to kamikaze the guard...

Blagoj: TENNOHEIKA BANZAI!!!

And he missed. He opened the car door, for a lot of empty beer bottles coming out of the car. After one beer bottle stopped at the wheel... He falls to his drunken sleep. Downneck came behind the guard and RKO'd him.

With the timeskip, he reached the office... To see the man... EFTShturman.

Shturmman: How many more bones would you crush...

Downneck: ...

Shturmman: How many more lives would you destroy in the pursuit of what you called "Justice."?

Downneck: ...

Shturmman: You are the product of everything that the People of Wattpad fears...

And then he tossed him in a jail cell, with TheagentKevinlee.

Agent Lee: Hi.

Downneck: HAH!

Agent Lee: But what about, The Half Russian Guide?

Drachen: This is just getting started...

Blagoj: Yep!

???: Ahahaha!

The Mad Prankster of Markwindle, JeanCarlo3806.

Drachen: ...

Blagoj: ...

Jean Carlos: AHAHAHAHA!!! I-I I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY! I'M... AHAHAHASS! 

Downneck: Everyone Ready?

Only silence...

Drachen: Payback time!

Blagoj: Hell yeah!

Jean Carlos: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


Meanwhile.

Kevin is taking a needed vacation, at the Japanese beach resort, after the events of the Brothers in Arms: Battle for Azur Lane. But to Kevin, it's not over yet. His friends got his soul back to his body, after their fight in... Hell itself. He knew that the Devil want his soul back. Now, it's a moment of peace...

Kevin: *Sleeping*

Until the TV is turned on with high volume.

Blagoj: Breaking news to the Fallen Phoenix!!!

Kevin: What the-!?

He collapsed on the floor and sawed his professor (Author), been captured.

Blagoj: *Unintelligible Drunk Burping* Wha-!?

Jean Carlos: *Took the Camera* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We're going to kill you!

Both of them laughed and then TV turned off. Kevin could only stare for a moment and called someone.

Markwindle: *Took the Phone* Yes?

Kevin: FUCKING COWBOY!!! FUCKING COWGIRL!!! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

Windle: !? Er... Who-

Kevin: I need help! Get over here with your girls!

Windle: NAH!

And Kevin's hand deflated and the lights turned off.

Kevin: Prussian bitch.

Kevin then sawed Drachen in his bedroom, and he push as tried to suffocate Kevin, after pushing him to the stairs, Kevin punched Drachen's eye and got him to give distance. Kevin backflip to the stairs and run to the main floor. Drachen did the same with a butterfly knife but fall down the stairs.

Kevin turned to... ___Noble___ who's just T-Posing.

Kevin: Noble!

No reply, Kevin rushed to him. As Drachen got up, and went after him. He got repelled by Kevin who's using Noble at a weapon, hitting Drachen with him.

Drachen: Damn...

Kevin: Come on!

Noble's Mind: *Crying in Abuse*

Kevin tossed Noble at Drachen, sending outside of the rented house. Drachen tossed Noble away, with Noble exploding. Kevin tossed to Bananas at him... Only for them to fall.

Kevin: Damn it...

Drachen: *Loads his Sniper Rifle* I think we're done here.

Kevin's death has come... Until-

???: INCOMING!!!

Drachen looked at the other duo, but it was too late to react. He was crashed by the two, Holy-Thunderer and AwesomeNinja1027, who's on the wheelchair. Knocking Drachen out.

Kevin: Well done, partner.

Thunderer: Call these freak whatever you want!

Fernandez: Give him a look.

Thunderer: Look!

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https://youtu.be/V-Qim4x9Bhw

A lot of photos of Drachen and Blagoj, only in shorts and shirtless. Taking selfies and humiliating both Shturm and Lee by taking positions with their asses or groins at them, and even eating their meals and drinking their beers. With the last one, Downneck laughing at both Lee and Shturm getting groped.

Kevin: Damn them! Nobody harrass my Professor! Let's take them down, cowboys!

Thunderer: Yep!

Fernandez: Then let's go! 

Kevin got on to the wheelchair, and they got out to space. Drachen got back up and reported to Downneck.

Drachen: They're coming.

Downneck: You did well! Come home!

Drachen: *Holster his phone and chuckles* Barely broke a sweat.

Only for his right leg to get severed.


At Downneck's base...

Jean Carlos is making a robot army, with Downneck smirking.

Downneck: Heheheh-

Jean Carlos: HOOO AHAHAHAHAHA-!!!

Carlos got himself a Slapping Minigun to the face and got tossed back to the robots.

Downneck: Ja?

Jean Carlos: Ja. *saluted*

Downneck: Gud.

Downneck went back to his position, and Carlos groaned, and continued working on the robots.

And then...

Downneck: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Blagoj is turning the flashlight on and off at him, for effects.

To be continued...

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